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100 Nights of Hero
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"The film functions as an ode to the power of the storyteller but betrays its own message because its own story is barren and incomplete."
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"The film functions as an ode to the power of the storyteller but betrays its own message because its own story is barren and incomplete."
December 7, 2025 at 6:51 AM
100 Nights of Hero
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"The film functions as an ode to the power of the storyteller but betrays its own message because its own story is barren and incomplete."
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"The film functions as an ode to the power of the storyteller but betrays its own message because its own story is barren and incomplete."
Hamnet
⭐️⭐️⭐️1/2
"The film's ditching of the novel's nonlinear structure makes the plotting feel jumpy. Passionate performances by Buckley and Mescal underlined by Zhao's fierce direction counter it back to dramatic magnificence."
⭐️⭐️⭐️1/2
"The film's ditching of the novel's nonlinear structure makes the plotting feel jumpy. Passionate performances by Buckley and Mescal underlined by Zhao's fierce direction counter it back to dramatic magnificence."
December 7, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Hamnet
⭐️⭐️⭐️1/2
"The film's ditching of the novel's nonlinear structure makes the plotting feel jumpy. Passionate performances by Buckley and Mescal underlined by Zhao's fierce direction counter it back to dramatic magnificence."
⭐️⭐️⭐️1/2
"The film's ditching of the novel's nonlinear structure makes the plotting feel jumpy. Passionate performances by Buckley and Mescal underlined by Zhao's fierce direction counter it back to dramatic magnificence."
Fackham Hall
⭐️⭐️1/2
"The movie is probably too hammy with some of its gags to hit the highs of its many influences, but this is also a movie that could have easily have been a disaster. The film's excellent cast of talents fully committing to the bit makes it a charming and amusing."
⭐️⭐️1/2
"The movie is probably too hammy with some of its gags to hit the highs of its many influences, but this is also a movie that could have easily have been a disaster. The film's excellent cast of talents fully committing to the bit makes it a charming and amusing."
December 5, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Fackham Hall
⭐️⭐️1/2
"The movie is probably too hammy with some of its gags to hit the highs of its many influences, but this is also a movie that could have easily have been a disaster. The film's excellent cast of talents fully committing to the bit makes it a charming and amusing."
⭐️⭐️1/2
"The movie is probably too hammy with some of its gags to hit the highs of its many influences, but this is also a movie that could have easily have been a disaster. The film's excellent cast of talents fully committing to the bit makes it a charming and amusing."
Five Nights at Freddy's 2
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"The problem with doubling down on the character arcs from the first film is that those arcs were dull and inane. Taking them to the next level just turns the franchise's awful character-driven focus into mundanity pretending to be a freak show."
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"The problem with doubling down on the character arcs from the first film is that those arcs were dull and inane. Taking them to the next level just turns the franchise's awful character-driven focus into mundanity pretending to be a freak show."
December 5, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Five Nights at Freddy's 2
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"The problem with doubling down on the character arcs from the first film is that those arcs were dull and inane. Taking them to the next level just turns the franchise's awful character-driven focus into mundanity pretending to be a freak show."
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"The problem with doubling down on the character arcs from the first film is that those arcs were dull and inane. Taking them to the next level just turns the franchise's awful character-driven focus into mundanity pretending to be a freak show."
Preparing for this weekend's release of Hamnet the only way I know how
December 2, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Preparing for this weekend's release of Hamnet the only way I know how
Without saying Lord of the Rings, name a fantasy film.
November 30, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Without saying Lord of the Rings, name a fantasy film.
The Thing with Feathers
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"If you ever wanted to see Big Bird kick the crap out of Benedict Cumberbatch, boy do I have a movie for you."
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"If you ever wanted to see Big Bird kick the crap out of Benedict Cumberbatch, boy do I have a movie for you."
November 29, 2025 at 10:30 PM
The Thing with Feathers
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"If you ever wanted to see Big Bird kick the crap out of Benedict Cumberbatch, boy do I have a movie for you."
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"If you ever wanted to see Big Bird kick the crap out of Benedict Cumberbatch, boy do I have a movie for you."
Zootopia 2
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"In buddy cop movie terms, this is one of those sequels that retells a lot of the original's most memorable jokes, only louder, while telling an entertaining, if less dynamic-servicing, story that will please fans. I guess that makes this the Rush Hour 2 of Disney movies."
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"In buddy cop movie terms, this is one of those sequels that retells a lot of the original's most memorable jokes, only louder, while telling an entertaining, if less dynamic-servicing, story that will please fans. I guess that makes this the Rush Hour 2 of Disney movies."
November 29, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Zootopia 2
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"In buddy cop movie terms, this is one of those sequels that retells a lot of the original's most memorable jokes, only louder, while telling an entertaining, if less dynamic-servicing, story that will please fans. I guess that makes this the Rush Hour 2 of Disney movies."
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"In buddy cop movie terms, this is one of those sequels that retells a lot of the original's most memorable jokes, only louder, while telling an entertaining, if less dynamic-servicing, story that will please fans. I guess that makes this the Rush Hour 2 of Disney movies."
Game of Thrones is trying to advertise it's latest spin-off and it just sounds like a trolling meme from 2008.
November 28, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Game of Thrones is trying to advertise it's latest spin-off and it just sounds like a trolling meme from 2008.
Eternity
⭐️⭐️1/2
"The premise of this movie hinges on the idea that the afterlife is "just one thing forever" and you have to decide what it is with travel agents at a crowded airport. Are we sure this isn't just Hell?"
⭐️⭐️1/2
"The premise of this movie hinges on the idea that the afterlife is "just one thing forever" and you have to decide what it is with travel agents at a crowded airport. Are we sure this isn't just Hell?"
November 28, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Eternity
⭐️⭐️1/2
"The premise of this movie hinges on the idea that the afterlife is "just one thing forever" and you have to decide what it is with travel agents at a crowded airport. Are we sure this isn't just Hell?"
⭐️⭐️1/2
"The premise of this movie hinges on the idea that the afterlife is "just one thing forever" and you have to decide what it is with travel agents at a crowded airport. Are we sure this isn't just Hell?"
Wake Up Dead Man
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"Wake Up Dead Man is darker and more measured than the other Benoit Blanc films, to the point where it's probably the least fun to watch. But it also has the wildest and least predictable third act, which makes up a lot of ground."
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"Wake Up Dead Man is darker and more measured than the other Benoit Blanc films, to the point where it's probably the least fun to watch. But it also has the wildest and least predictable third act, which makes up a lot of ground."
November 28, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Wake Up Dead Man
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"Wake Up Dead Man is darker and more measured than the other Benoit Blanc films, to the point where it's probably the least fun to watch. But it also has the wildest and least predictable third act, which makes up a lot of ground."
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"Wake Up Dead Man is darker and more measured than the other Benoit Blanc films, to the point where it's probably the least fun to watch. But it also has the wildest and least predictable third act, which makes up a lot of ground."
What really blows my mind about this story is that the reason more Rush Hour movies don't exist in the first place is because Chris Tucker keeps them stalled due to high salary demands and script approval. I highly doubt "Donald Trump wants it" is going to suddenly change that.
November 26, 2025 at 3:24 PM
What really blows my mind about this story is that the reason more Rush Hour movies don't exist in the first place is because Chris Tucker keeps them stalled due to high salary demands and script approval. I highly doubt "Donald Trump wants it" is going to suddenly change that.
Sisu: Road to Revenge
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"Sisu dun killed all the Nazis. There are no Nazis left to kill. He's gotta kill all the Commies now."
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"Sisu dun killed all the Nazis. There are no Nazis left to kill. He's gotta kill all the Commies now."
November 23, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Sisu: Road to Revenge
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"Sisu dun killed all the Nazis. There are no Nazis left to kill. He's gotta kill all the Commies now."
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"Sisu dun killed all the Nazis. There are no Nazis left to kill. He's gotta kill all the Commies now."
And finally, of Joel's trio of the season, Demon Squad is the most charming and lovable production of the bunch. It doesn't have much competition, but this is another movie I'd watch outside of the show and am looking forward to the sequel!
November 22, 2025 at 10:59 PM
And finally, of Joel's trio of the season, Demon Squad is the most charming and lovable production of the bunch. It doesn't have much competition, but this is another movie I'd watch outside of the show and am looking forward to the sequel!
The best movie in Emily's line-up is Doctor Mordrid, which is a goofball but a cheesy good time. I could watch this movie riffed and unriffed an the experience is mostly the same.
November 22, 2025 at 10:57 PM
The best movie in Emily's line-up is Doctor Mordrid, which is a goofball but a cheesy good time. I could watch this movie riffed and unriffed an the experience is mostly the same.
Season 13 has three movies that I enjoy, and they were each riffed by different hosts, so let's list them all!
The best movie of the season is The Mask, bar none. It's a fairly effective, if slightly inane, chiller that's a lot of fun to watch. It's Jonah's highlight of the season.
The best movie of the season is The Mask, bar none. It's a fairly effective, if slightly inane, chiller that's a lot of fun to watch. It's Jonah's highlight of the season.
November 22, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Season 13 has three movies that I enjoy, and they were each riffed by different hosts, so let's list them all!
The best movie of the season is The Mask, bar none. It's a fairly effective, if slightly inane, chiller that's a lot of fun to watch. It's Jonah's highlight of the season.
The best movie of the season is The Mask, bar none. It's a fairly effective, if slightly inane, chiller that's a lot of fun to watch. It's Jonah's highlight of the season.
Season 12's Gauntlet really only has two okay movies in its line-up, being The Day Time Ended and Killer Fish. Killer Fish has a more focused story and is less choppy, though I'll grant Day Time Ended runner up status for having a fun asthetic.
November 22, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Season 12's Gauntlet really only has two okay movies in its line-up, being The Day Time Ended and Killer Fish. Killer Fish has a more focused story and is less choppy, though I'll grant Day Time Ended runner up status for having a fun asthetic.
Season 11 has some decent films, and I'm going to voice preference to The Time Travelers and At the Earth's Core. Despite some issues with the second half, I'm going to give Time Travelers the win because I love the whole vibe and production design to that movie.
November 22, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Season 11 has some decent films, and I'm going to voice preference to The Time Travelers and At the Earth's Core. Despite some issues with the second half, I'm going to give Time Travelers the win because I love the whole vibe and production design to that movie.
I don't particularly care for Diabolik, because I don't think Diabolik and Eva are interesting characters and it's hard to root for them. The movie is stylish though, and most of its setpieces are solid. It's a swing of competence in a mostly gonzo line-up of Season 10.
November 22, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I don't particularly care for Diabolik, because I don't think Diabolik and Eva are interesting characters and it's hard to root for them. The movie is stylish though, and most of its setpieces are solid. It's a swing of competence in a mostly gonzo line-up of Season 10.
Gorgo stands out like a titan in Season 9. It's a movie that I have a couple of pacing issues with, but it's definitely a decent movie.
November 22, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Gorgo stands out like a titan in Season 9. It's a movie that I have a couple of pacing issues with, but it's definitely a decent movie.
The Sci-Fi Channel's hesitance to embrace the bad movie focus of the show started off with decent movies that progressively get worse. Revenge of the Creature is arguably the best movie featured on the show, full stop.
November 22, 2025 at 10:38 PM
The Sci-Fi Channel's hesitance to embrace the bad movie focus of the show started off with decent movies that progressively get worse. Revenge of the Creature is arguably the best movie featured on the show, full stop.
Season 7 is pretty schlocky. I've narrowed it down to Night of the Blood Beast, The Brute Man, and Laserblast, depending on what kind of schlock you like.
I love Universal Horror and Rondo Hatton, so it's The Brute Man for me.
I love Universal Horror and Rondo Hatton, so it's The Brute Man for me.
November 22, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Season 7 is pretty schlocky. I've narrowed it down to Night of the Blood Beast, The Brute Man, and Laserblast, depending on what kind of schlock you like.
I love Universal Horror and Rondo Hatton, so it's The Brute Man for me.
I love Universal Horror and Rondo Hatton, so it's The Brute Man for me.
This Island Earth succeeds in being This Island Earth. Good for This Island Earth.
November 22, 2025 at 10:34 PM
This Island Earth succeeds in being This Island Earth. Good for This Island Earth.