Naw girl… she’s talking about ya’ll… the fans that want her to “settle down” “retire and start a family” because she’s finally found her “man” 💀

Me when I read this and thought of you

And when I say Jake Gyllenhaal said All Too Well is about the fans not him… then what. It all goes back to Red.

Petition for a Gaylor Meetup in KC to see Lana Luxx at Hamburger Mary’s please.