o. THE FOOL (REVERSED)
@1-800-490-freak.bsky.social
all this sympathy is just a knife.
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I WIPED MY TEARS ON MY FACE AND NECK AND THE BACKS OF MY EARS AND SAID
“NOW IT’S SWEAT, NOW IT’S SWEAT, IT’S SWEAT NOW”
spamton. like the rest of the addisons, just a little unlucky. more info below. written by eli :)
#deltarunerp / #rpsky
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I WIPED MY TEARS ON MY FACE AND NECK AND THE BACKS OF MY EARS AND SAID
“NOW IT’S SWEAT, NOW IT’S SWEAT, IT’S SWEAT NOW”
spamton. like the rest of the addisons, just a little unlucky. more info below. written by eli :)
#deltarunerp / #rpsky
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I started suicide baiting lowballers
November 26, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I started suicide baiting lowballers
// they are having beautiful gender moments on the god damn freak account
November 24, 2025 at 6:12 AM
// they are having beautiful gender moments on the god damn freak account
Reposted by o. THE FOOL (REVERSED)
Um- excuse me mister, but could ya please turn down the lights?
I don't really like all these cameras, man, and this shit just don't feel right...
I don't really like all these cameras, man, and this shit just don't feel right...
November 23, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Um- excuse me mister, but could ya please turn down the lights?
I don't really like all these cameras, man, and this shit just don't feel right...
I don't really like all these cameras, man, and this shit just don't feel right...
They pat me down every time I come into the building so I can’t sneak my gun in
Realest shit anyone's ever said
Quick bathroom break to hit your head on the counter until you get dizzy
November 23, 2025 at 3:08 PM
They pat me down every time I come into the building so I can’t sneak my gun in
Yuuuuup
Going to work and- you guessed it- I already want to kill myself
November 23, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Yuuuuup
Found an empty pack of smokes on the street
November 21, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Found an empty pack of smokes on the street
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Report: 38% of Road Trips End With Burying Friend In Shallow Grave In Desert
November 21, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Report: 38% of Road Trips End With Burying Friend In Shallow Grave In Desert
( heard ‘crack tasque manager’ and got so flustered his hands started shaking ) Um. Um
. I think maybe, yes, let’s just give up?
. I think maybe, yes, let’s just give up?
[ yeah, a little, but it's not really maliciously. she's a bully but she's cute with it, so it's okay! ]
... eh, maybe you're right. crack task manager or something? might need'a run the whole shit from square one.
... eh, maybe you're right. crack task manager or something? might need'a run the whole shit from square one.
( is she laughing at him? he tenses up. )
That might just slow things down more…
That might just slow things down more…
November 20, 2025 at 4:58 AM
( heard ‘crack tasque manager’ and got so flustered his hands started shaking ) Um. Um
. I think maybe, yes, let’s just give up?
. I think maybe, yes, let’s just give up?
( is she laughing at him? he tenses up. )
That might just slow things down more…
That might just slow things down more…
... huh. that's a bitch.
[ trying to glance down at him but he has been lost to the tide, or whatever. she's fighting so fucking hard to keep the laughter out of her voice. ]
you think we just need to start mashin' a different pop-up or something?
[ trying to glance down at him but he has been lost to the tide, or whatever. she's fighting so fucking hard to keep the laughter out of her voice. ]
you think we just need to start mashin' a different pop-up or something?
UM.
( IMMEDIATELY sitting up straighter. he’s barely breathing. glancing up at her… )
I, uh, I don’t, know. I’m usually good at this sort of thing…
( IMMEDIATELY sitting up straighter. he’s barely breathing. glancing up at her… )
I, uh, I don’t, know. I’m usually good at this sort of thing…
November 19, 2025 at 6:07 PM
( is she laughing at him? he tenses up. )
That might just slow things down more…
That might just slow things down more…
UM.
( IMMEDIATELY sitting up straighter. he’s barely breathing. glancing up at her… )
I, uh, I don’t, know. I’m usually good at this sort of thing…
( IMMEDIATELY sitting up straighter. he’s barely breathing. glancing up at her… )
I, uh, I don’t, know. I’m usually good at this sort of thing…
[ just straight up pressing her chest against him while leaning in like a grandma Okay man ] fuck d'you mean nothing's working. do we need to let it run as an admin or something?
( clicking ) ( nothing is happening ) ( distressed whine )
November 19, 2025 at 5:54 PM
UM.
( IMMEDIATELY sitting up straighter. he’s barely breathing. glancing up at her… )
I, uh, I don’t, know. I’m usually good at this sort of thing…
( IMMEDIATELY sitting up straighter. he’s barely breathing. glancing up at her… )
I, uh, I don’t, know. I’m usually good at this sort of thing…
( clicking ) ( nothing is happening ) ( distressed whine )
[ leaning in real close ] try again. you almost had it i think.
iit didn’t work
November 19, 2025 at 5:12 PM
( clicking ) ( nothing is happening ) ( distressed whine )
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At the club and your straight bro 12 whiteclaws and 8 shot in starts calling U hubby wyd btw he is barely alive
November 19, 2025 at 3:46 AM
At the club and your straight bro 12 whiteclaws and 8 shot in starts calling U hubby wyd btw he is barely alive
It’s not working. ( frantic clicking, starting to sound a little frustrated ) Wh[y] isn’t it working
idk everyone's probably clicking on it so maybe there's like a queue or something
Instantly? You got them instantly?
November 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
It’s not working. ( frantic clicking, starting to sound a little frustrated ) Wh[y] isn’t it working
Instantly? You got them instantly?
it worked for me. maybe you just gotta click more.
iit didn’t work
November 18, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Instantly? You got them instantly?
… Um, okay!
@1-800-490-freak.bsky.social
YOU'RE A [Littol] GUY THAR REMINDS ME OF MYSELF WHEN I WAS [Made Fun Of Every Two Second Of My Life] AND I DON'T KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT THAT BUT
ACTUALLY I'D [Smash].
YOU'RE A [Littol] GUY THAR REMINDS ME OF MYSELF WHEN I WAS [Made Fun Of Every Two Second Of My Life] AND I DON'T KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT THAT BUT
ACTUALLY I'D [Smash].
November 17, 2025 at 7:03 PM
… Um, okay!
The hottest new trend of 2026: crying during sex
November 17, 2025 at 6:34 PM
The hottest new trend of 2026: crying during sex
Following strangers to the club bathroom to do coke but while they’re using their credit cards to divvy it up I’m memorizing the numbers on the front and back
November 17, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Following strangers to the club bathroom to do coke but while they’re using their credit cards to divvy it up I’m memorizing the numbers on the front and back
They gave me a free bagel at the Color Café for lunch :^) #EverythingsComingUpSpammy
November 17, 2025 at 6:20 PM
They gave me a free bagel at the Color Café for lunch :^) #EverythingsComingUpSpammy
// see his cuteness NOW
November 17, 2025 at 2:48 PM
// see his cuteness NOW
Um, if we do a work Secret Santa, can whoever draws my name just get me a pack of cigarettes and one of those mini bottles of liquor?
November 17, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Um, if we do a work Secret Santa, can whoever draws my name just get me a pack of cigarettes and one of those mini bottles of liquor?
If you saw me throwing up on the side of the road this morning I’m really sorry I’m completely sober there’s just something wrong with me like on a physical level
November 17, 2025 at 2:00 PM
If you saw me throwing up on the side of the road this morning I’m really sorry I’m completely sober there’s just something wrong with me like on a physical level
( looking at pink like she just shot somebody )
November 17, 2025 at 4:45 AM
( looking at pink like she just shot somebody )
You’re nice…
I'm literally nice :^)
They’re literally nice.
November 16, 2025 at 4:23 AM
You’re nice…