Ben (0point5twins)
@0point5twins.bsky.social
I write jokes and longer stuff. Occasionally for money.
Walking through the grounds of a stately home, passed two older women with a Labrador each, one dog persistently trying to mount the other…
“I don’t know what he’s doing, it’s another boy!”
“There are gay labradors too, Margaret”
Someone should print that on a T-shirt
“I don’t know what he’s doing, it’s another boy!”
“There are gay labradors too, Margaret”
Someone should print that on a T-shirt
August 7, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Walking through the grounds of a stately home, passed two older women with a Labrador each, one dog persistently trying to mount the other…
“I don’t know what he’s doing, it’s another boy!”
“There are gay labradors too, Margaret”
Someone should print that on a T-shirt
“I don’t know what he’s doing, it’s another boy!”
“There are gay labradors too, Margaret”
Someone should print that on a T-shirt
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November 25, 2024 at 7:32 AM
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People who move over from Twitter but use a new profile picture
November 24, 2024 at 2:30 PM
People who move over from Twitter but use a new profile picture
- Fred, Velma, Shaggy... Can you name one of the 'Big 5' African animals?
- Rhino
- We know you do, Scooby, but it's not your team's turn
- Rhino
- We know you do, Scooby, but it's not your team's turn
November 18, 2024 at 11:20 AM
- Fred, Velma, Shaggy... Can you name one of the 'Big 5' African animals?
- Rhino
- We know you do, Scooby, but it's not your team's turn
- Rhino
- We know you do, Scooby, but it's not your team's turn
Apologies if this is initially a “Twitter +1” channel, but instead of being an hour behind, it’s a decade of old jokes
November 13, 2024 at 9:27 PM
Apologies if this is initially a “Twitter +1” channel, but instead of being an hour behind, it’s a decade of old jokes