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Scoots

Scoots

@zorpo99.bsky.social

21 followers 28 following 280 posts

eating PANCAKES and being SAVAGE

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Scoots @zorpo99.bsky.social · 17h

call it 2010 cuz Bieber is embarrassing all of Canada

Scoots @zorpo99.bsky.social · 17h

hes so sexy he looks hot even when hes falling on his face

Scoots @zorpo99.bsky.social · 20h

did just see a velo slap in game 7 of the world series

Scoots @zorpo99.bsky.social · 1d

baseball is an evil, evil thing

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emily north @north0fnorth.tgirl.gay · 3d

lmao david byrne showed the video of the ice agents tripping over themselves while trying to run after a biker on wacker drive during the “life during wartime” segment of his chicago show tonight

the video being projected behind all the performers on stage

Scoots @zorpo99.bsky.social · 3d

we'll always have Sean Doolittle 🌹

Scoots @zorpo99.bsky.social · 3d

uhhhhh thats pretty unchill ngl

Scoots @zorpo99.bsky.social · 3d

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Scoots @zorpo99.bsky.social · 3d

anyone wanna play chess

Scoots @zorpo99.bsky.social · 3d

back in my day, AI stood for Allen Iverson >:( WHAT DID THEY DO TO US

Scoots @zorpo99.bsky.social · 4d

i wonder what zack greinke's been up to this year

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Richard Staff @richstaff.bsky.social · 4d

Blake Treinen probably didn’t think he’d get to face Kirk again before he went to Valhalla

Scoots @zorpo99.bsky.social · 5d

they're trying out for the yankees with this shit baserunning

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 5d

Blake Treinen is going to learn from this difficult experience. Learn forbidden truths about the dangers of 5G radiation, the Bilderberg Group, and "vax shedding," that is, and share them with his followers through his Instagram story.

Scoots @zorpo99.bsky.social · 5d

said it before and im gonna have to keep saying it, ohtani is fuckin crazy man

Scoots @zorpo99.bsky.social · 5d

guy who went on r/im14andthisisdeep and found inspiration

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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 6d

[ripping a mother apart from her three children because she cleaned hotel rooms without the proper paperwork] This is just like Master Chief

Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 6d

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over a lightly fried vaporwave scene from HALO

Scoots @zorpo99.bsky.social · 6d

things that bother you never bother me i feel happy and fine

Scoots @zorpo99.bsky.social · 6d

30 Rock was prophetic

collie.bsky.social @collie.bsky.social · 7d

This was a punchline 15 years ago and now it’s a third of the electorate

Scoots @zorpo99.bsky.social · 7d

Yamamoto is the real deal

Scoots @zorpo99.bsky.social · 8d

Sliwa should keep trying to be mayor of other places when he loses. Jersey would welcome him with open arms and stained wife beaters

Scoots @zorpo99.bsky.social · 8d

this is awesome jeff, good shit

Scoots @zorpo99.bsky.social · 8d

oh wow

a man wearing a black hat and earbuds looks to the side

ALT: a man wearing a black hat and earbuds looks to the side

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Scoots @zorpo99.bsky.social · 8d

filling out job apps like www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6W9...

There'll Come a Payday (from The Righteous Gemstones)

YouTube video by Noam Osband

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Scoots @zorpo99.bsky.social · 9d

yes bitch