Zonker
@zonker.bsky.social
If you can't join 'em, beat 'em
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Posts are 70% sarcasm.
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[email protected] (not BS sports).
Spending a lot less time on X (@barstoolz)
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Zonker
@zonker.bsky.social
· Nov 12
That actually put me in the first 2.25% but who's counting?
Can't wait to be one of the first 1%
Can't wait to be one of the first 1%
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This will be remembered as the most pathetic moment in American history. What a needy fool.
December 7, 2025 at 1:09 AM
This will be remembered as the most pathetic moment in American history. What a needy fool.
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Mockler: I used to go to Trump rallies and I would debate with his supporters. There was this one woman… I asked her who her favorite podcaster was. She said Dan Bongino. I asked her if she would vote for Putin or Kamala if she could choose. She said I'd vote for Vladimir Putin…
December 6, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Mockler: I used to go to Trump rallies and I would debate with his supporters. There was this one woman… I asked her who her favorite podcaster was. She said Dan Bongino. I asked her if she would vote for Putin or Kamala if she could choose. She said I'd vote for Vladimir Putin…
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People like Bongino make their money by tossing off reckless speculations that confirm their right-wing audience’s biases, and face no consequences if their claims turn out not to be true.
Dan Bongino lays bare the right-wing media grift
www.mediamatters.org
December 5, 2025 at 7:52 PM
People like Bongino make their money by tossing off reckless speculations that confirm their right-wing audience’s biases, and face no consequences if their claims turn out not to be true.
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Reading this story, I realized “decadence” is another word like “trust” - it now means the opposite of what it used to.
At Art Basel, Beeple Unleashes Pooping Robot Dogs Modeled After Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg
Beeple’s Regular Animals—a pack of robot dogs with billionaire heads that “poop” images—drew huge crowds and fascination at Art Basel Miami Beach.
www.artnews.com
December 6, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Reading this story, I realized “decadence” is another word like “trust” - it now means the opposite of what it used to.
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Elon loves pretending he’s an expert in science, tech… and Diablo/PoE. But when Linus Torvalds—the father of Linux—had one of Musk’s statements read to him (without knowing it was Musk), he immediately diagnosed him as “too stupid to work at a tech company.” Not bias, just reality. Watch the short 🔻
Linus Torvalds Accidentally Slams Elon Musk
YouTube video by Linus Tech Tips
youtube.com
December 6, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Elon loves pretending he’s an expert in science, tech… and Diablo/PoE. But when Linus Torvalds—the father of Linux—had one of Musk’s statements read to him (without knowing it was Musk), he immediately diagnosed him as “too stupid to work at a tech company.” Not bias, just reality. Watch the short 🔻
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According to the public filings of the Manhattan Institute, Reihan is paid $850,000/year to be this embarrassingly stupid in public
December 6, 2025 at 3:30 PM
According to the public filings of the Manhattan Institute, Reihan is paid $850,000/year to be this embarrassingly stupid in public
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December 6, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Missed this stream?
Join us for the next one, we're live on Twitch & YouTube every week!
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If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity
December 6, 2025 at 11:10 PM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity
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The Most Feared Man In Washington DC is A Dead Man.
Release the Epstein Files!
Release the Epstein Files!
December 6, 2025 at 10:23 PM
The Most Feared Man In Washington DC is A Dead Man.
Release the Epstein Files!
Release the Epstein Files!
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More of this nationwide please!
Minneapolis Police Chief Brian O’Hara issued a stern warning to his officers on Thursday: Intervene when you see Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents using unlawful force or lose your job.
Minneapolis police chief warns officers: Stop unlawful force by ICE or lose your job
Chief Brian O’Hara says he’ll fire city police officers if they don’t intervene when immigration agents use unlawful force.
www.ms.now
December 6, 2025 at 4:13 PM
More of this nationwide please!
It doesn't matter, Larry Ellison's wife was also funding buying Underwood
"He'd have to have some big balls to say he wants to renegotiate now."
awfulannouncing.com/college-foot...
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Dave Portnoy won't commit more NIL money to help Michigan keep Bryce Underwood
Michigan alum Dave Portnoy put money in the NIL pot to snag Bryce Underwood last year, but won't commit any more to keep him in Ann Arbor.
awfulannouncing.com
December 6, 2025 at 6:13 PM
It doesn't matter, Larry Ellison's wife was also funding buying Underwood
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It starts with knowing the truth. Don’t allow yourselves to be gaslit into believing this is a real question.
December 6, 2025 at 2:44 PM
It starts with knowing the truth. Don’t allow yourselves to be gaslit into believing this is a real question.
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As of December 1, officials across the U.S. have executed 44 people in 11 states. Malcolm Gladwell and @lilianasegura.bsky.social unpacked America's appetite for vengeance on The Intercept Briefing.
Listen on
Spotify: interc.pt/4rXqUdh
Apple: interc.pt/48mAPBb
Elsewhere: interc.pt/3Ki5nei
Listen on
Spotify: interc.pt/4rXqUdh
Apple: interc.pt/48mAPBb
Elsewhere: interc.pt/3Ki5nei
The Lethal Illusion of the Death Penalty Apparatus With Malcolm Gladwell and Liliana Segura
YouTube video by The Intercept
youtube.com
December 6, 2025 at 5:45 PM
As of December 1, officials across the U.S. have executed 44 people in 11 states. Malcolm Gladwell and @lilianasegura.bsky.social unpacked America's appetite for vengeance on The Intercept Briefing.
Listen on
Spotify: interc.pt/4rXqUdh
Apple: interc.pt/48mAPBb
Elsewhere: interc.pt/3Ki5nei
Listen on
Spotify: interc.pt/4rXqUdh
Apple: interc.pt/48mAPBb
Elsewhere: interc.pt/3Ki5nei
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CARTOON OF THE DAY
December 5, 2025 at 10:09 PM
CARTOON OF THE DAY
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December 5, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Not only was the boat not going to the United States, it was meeting another boat that was headed to Suriname!
www.cnn.com/2025/12/05/p...
www.cnn.com/2025/12/05/p...
Exclusive: Boat at center of double-tap strike controversy was meeting vessel headed to Suriname, admiral told lawmakers | CNN Politics
The alleged drug traffickers killed by the US military in a strike on September 2 were heading to link up with another, larger vessel that was bound for Suriname — a small South American country east ...
www.cnn.com
December 5, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Not only was the boat not going to the United States, it was meeting another boat that was headed to Suriname!
www.cnn.com/2025/12/05/p...
www.cnn.com/2025/12/05/p...
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Stripping people of their U.S. citizenship in the name of making the electorate more “American” is arguably one of the most un-American acts imaginable. Stay informed on the latest issues impacting U.S. democracy by subscribing to The Briefing, our free weekly newsletter: bit.ly/3Yrz5jM
December 4, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Stripping people of their U.S. citizenship in the name of making the electorate more “American” is arguably one of the most un-American acts imaginable. Stay informed on the latest issues impacting U.S. democracy by subscribing to The Briefing, our free weekly newsletter: bit.ly/3Yrz5jM
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Hope everyone in @nytimes.com management and editorial reads this
"Barbaric behavior tarnishes all who wear, or once wore, the uniform, and lust for cruelty turns a noble vocation into mere thuggery."
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/o...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/o...
Opinion | Trump’s Boat Strikes Corrode America’s Soul
www.nytimes.com
December 5, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Hope everyone in @nytimes.com management and editorial reads this
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Every day as news breaks of yet another corrupt pardon by Trump, we become inured. But when @tracinski.bsky.social put it all together @theunpopulist.net, the picture is jaw dropping. My alternative head was "There Are No Words to Describe Trump's Corrupt Pardons." open.substack.com/pub/theunpop...
Trump’s Pardons Cover Every Conceivable Form of Corruption
He is doling them to crooks, cronies, campaign contributors, violent insurrectionists, child sex offenders, convicted drug dealers, and others
open.substack.com
December 5, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Every day as news breaks of yet another corrupt pardon by Trump, we become inured. But when @tracinski.bsky.social put it all together @theunpopulist.net, the picture is jaw dropping. My alternative head was "There Are No Words to Describe Trump's Corrupt Pardons." open.substack.com/pub/theunpop...
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THEY KNEW
Records Reveal Decades of Warnings about Litchfield Coach Accused of Sexual Abuse ctexaminer.com/2025/12/04/r...
@ctexaminer.bsky.social
Records Reveal Decades of Warnings about Litchfield Coach Accused of Sexual Abuse ctexaminer.com/2025/12/04/r...
@ctexaminer.bsky.social
December 5, 2025 at 2:34 AM
THEY KNEW
Records Reveal Decades of Warnings about Litchfield Coach Accused of Sexual Abuse ctexaminer.com/2025/12/04/r...
@ctexaminer.bsky.social
Records Reveal Decades of Warnings about Litchfield Coach Accused of Sexual Abuse ctexaminer.com/2025/12/04/r...
@ctexaminer.bsky.social
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This is an ethnic cleansing campaign
Officials prepare immigration operation in Minnesota that would focus on Somali immigrants, source tells AP, as Trump says he doesn't want Somalis in U.S.
Federal authorities plan operation in Minnesota focusing on Somali immigrants, AP source says
Federal authorities are preparing an immigration enforcement operation in Minnesota, focusing on Somali immigrants living unlawfully in the U.S.
bit.ly
December 3, 2025 at 12:27 AM
This is an ethnic cleansing campaign