Autumn Lime
@zestylime.bsky.social
Former twitterer, spartan football, often into fandoms. Until PWHL Detroit exists, go Boston Fleet
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if i was an indiana fan i would snort 60 tons of cocaine and swordfight a cop probably
December 7, 2025 at 4:17 AM
if i was an indiana fan i would snort 60 tons of cocaine and swordfight a cop probably
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What Rev. Wright said years ago still stands. Still.
December 7, 2025 at 2:19 AM
What Rev. Wright said years ago still stands. Still.
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How to buy yourself a needy malignant narcissist? Just offer him a phony, made up "Peace Prize" & he's all your's!!!
No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣
No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣
December 6, 2025 at 7:57 PM
How to buy yourself a needy malignant narcissist? Just offer him a phony, made up "Peace Prize" & he's all your's!!!
No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣
No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣
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Hey so just fyi, if you're abandoning trans rights you're abandoning all civil rights
At that point what the fuck is the point of the democracy you're willing to sacrifice trans people for
This actually isn't hard at all, quit making it pretend hard because you finally feel scared too
At that point what the fuck is the point of the democracy you're willing to sacrifice trans people for
This actually isn't hard at all, quit making it pretend hard because you finally feel scared too
August 24, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Hey so just fyi, if you're abandoning trans rights you're abandoning all civil rights
At that point what the fuck is the point of the democracy you're willing to sacrifice trans people for
This actually isn't hard at all, quit making it pretend hard because you finally feel scared too
At that point what the fuck is the point of the democracy you're willing to sacrifice trans people for
This actually isn't hard at all, quit making it pretend hard because you finally feel scared too
The whole government is a fucjing farce
December 6, 2025 at 1:51 AM
The whole government is a fucjing farce
Bluesky wants me to confirm my age with my credit card or last 4 asn. Is this because i went to ohio
December 5, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Bluesky wants me to confirm my age with my credit card or last 4 asn. Is this because i went to ohio
Jsus christ correct me if im wrong but thats gotta be like....HALF THR FLIGHTS
The Federal Aviation Administration says that a ground stop has been issued for Delta flights at Detroit Metro Airport Friday morning, citing a network outage affecting operations.
Ground stop issued for Delta flights at Detroit Metro Airport due to network outage
The ground stop does not affect flights from other airline carriers, airport officials confirmed. The airport's list of departures showed dozens of Delta flights as delayed or cancelled.
www.cbsnews.com
December 5, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Jsus christ correct me if im wrong but thats gotta be like....HALF THR FLIGHTS
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This save from Gwyneth Philips in the Ottawa Charge game was just ABSURD 🤯
December 5, 2025 at 3:23 AM
This save from Gwyneth Philips in the Ottawa Charge game was just ABSURD 🤯
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restaurant depot wrapped just dropped, restart your app if you don't see it yet
December 5, 2025 at 11:42 AM
restaurant depot wrapped just dropped, restart your app if you don't see it yet
The passive aggressive APPARENTLY is doing work
December 4, 2025 at 6:44 PM
The passive aggressive APPARENTLY is doing work
"We had REAL snow in Cleveland" an attorney said to me the other day. Can't fool me buddy im still not going there.
December 4, 2025 at 6:43 PM
"We had REAL snow in Cleveland" an attorney said to me the other day. Can't fool me buddy im still not going there.
Im still thinking about how hard this glove save went.
December 4, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Im still thinking about how hard this glove save went.
That glove save!!! 💚💚 #BostonFleet #PWHL
December 4, 2025 at 2:57 AM
That glove save!!! 💚💚 #BostonFleet #PWHL
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The Fleet get a forward (Tapani), defender (Keller), and goalie (Frankel) recognized, for 50% of the named players of the month. Pretty good! #BostonFleet #pwhl
Introducing Season Three's first Starting Six! 🎉
The starting six recognizes the top three forwards, two defenders and one goaltender based on their performance over the previous month.
Read more ➡️ bit.ly/4ovyB7l
The starting six recognizes the top three forwards, two defenders and one goaltender based on their performance over the previous month.
Read more ➡️ bit.ly/4ovyB7l
December 2, 2025 at 8:46 PM
The Fleet get a forward (Tapani), defender (Keller), and goalie (Frankel) recognized, for 50% of the named players of the month. Pretty good! #BostonFleet #pwhl
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I received an "F" on my dental school paper for writing "the tooth fairy takes 'em while you sleep" and now I'm suing the school for religious discrimination
December 1, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I received an "F" on my dental school paper for writing "the tooth fairy takes 'em while you sleep" and now I'm suing the school for religious discrimination
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There was a tweet some years back that was like "Being a Democrat is like going to a concert where the band is telling everyone to calm down the whole time" and I think about it a lot
For some reason Democratic leaders seem to prefer telling voters what they won’t be able to do, rather than what they’d like to do.
If Hegseth ordered a war crime and lied about it, shouldn’t Ds try for impeachment? Put Rs on the spot. They might get a few defections.
www.axios.com/2025/12/01/j...
If Hegseth ordered a war crime and lied about it, shouldn’t Ds try for impeachment? Put Rs on the spot. They might get a few defections.
www.axios.com/2025/12/01/j...
Jeffries says not to expect Democrats to pursue Hegseth impeachment over boat strikes
"Republicans will never allow articles of impeachment to be brought to the floor," he said.
www.axios.com
December 2, 2025 at 1:41 PM
There was a tweet some years back that was like "Being a Democrat is like going to a concert where the band is telling everyone to calm down the whole time" and I think about it a lot
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when someone tells me not to use em dashes because AI uses em dashes
November 30, 2025 at 7:48 PM
when someone tells me not to use em dashes because AI uses em dashes
Gonna do a name replace but i think its just gonna say "the coach"
December 1, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Gonna do a name replace but i think its just gonna say "the coach"
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Funniest part of an NFL football game is when the defense gets a turnover and very briefly the football team turns into the theatre club and they do their little performance they rehearsed that week.
December 1, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Funniest part of an NFL football game is when the defense gets a turnover and very briefly the football team turns into the theatre club and they do their little performance they rehearsed that week.
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Lecturing on Watergate this morning and trying to decide how to communicate "no, Congress used to care when presidents did crimes!" without derailing the lecture and/or sobbing
December 1, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Lecturing on Watergate this morning and trying to decide how to communicate "no, Congress used to care when presidents did crimes!" without derailing the lecture and/or sobbing
Lmao oh so it is the saban apology tour ok
December 1, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Lmao oh so it is the saban apology tour ok
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Lane Kiffin in a nutshell: he is breaking a contract to go coach a conference rival and he thinks the university leaders should let him stick around to coach the team for a while longer. They owe him nothing.
November 30, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Lane Kiffin in a nutshell: he is breaking a contract to go coach a conference rival and he thinks the university leaders should let him stick around to coach the team for a while longer. They owe him nothing.
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The bot farm has been activated in defense of Lane Kiffin
November 30, 2025 at 11:27 PM
The bot farm has been activated in defense of Lane Kiffin
Lets get kiffin lol
November 30, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Lets get kiffin lol