*panting*

hey god, its me, ur weakest soldier again. hey so listen, can you spot me like $50? sorry theres just this pair of ears i found and theyre realllllyyy cute and i already have this tail that kinda matc- **deafening sound of thunder as i am immediately reduced to ash**

me: *meow* *mrphh* **nuzzles face into chest** how was your weekend owo i missd uuu :3

coworker: yeah man okay whatever dude it was fine.