Charlie Lizardbreath
@yarnycharlie.bsky.social
The {gender} avalanche has already started; it is too late for the pebbles to vote. (Non-binary, He/him 🏳️⚧️)
AuDHD (and user of alt text). Stoner. Polyamorous and androsexual. Art and photography in a vibes way.
AuDHD (and user of alt text). Stoner. Polyamorous and androsexual. Art and photography in a vibes way.
Pinned
I can't fix anything. I can keep existing as a trans person who cares about other people, even the ones that hate me. And make art. Even when it's just noticing that light is pretty and showing you.
This is punkin and it was on sale for $3.50 in the Halloween clearance
November 29, 2025 at 2:44 AM
This is punkin and it was on sale for $3.50 in the Halloween clearance
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The child watched Cats before any other movie with Judy Dench, so now recognizes her as Old Deuteronomy.
November 29, 2025 at 1:17 AM
The child watched Cats before any other movie with Judy Dench, so now recognizes her as Old Deuteronomy.
City music and clouds so big I can't deny being on a planet
November 29, 2025 at 12:08 AM
City music and clouds so big I can't deny being on a planet
Mallard duck seen on the Niagara River with unusual coloring
November 28, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Mallard duck seen on the Niagara River with unusual coloring
To fight melancholy, the child and I got up, put on full winter gear, went out and ate a salad together, and are now going to go look at Niagara Falls.
November 28, 2025 at 5:18 PM
To fight melancholy, the child and I got up, put on full winter gear, went out and ate a salad together, and are now going to go look at Niagara Falls.
I think Face Off should have a secret 2nd film that is Nick Cage doing all of the John Travolta pretending to be Nick Cage scenes first, to show him. And visa versa.
November 28, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I think Face Off should have a secret 2nd film that is Nick Cage doing all of the John Travolta pretending to be Nick Cage scenes first, to show him. And visa versa.
We started the movies with Tokyo Drift. The kid said it's boring. I think it might be a perfect¹ movie.
¹a perfect movie achieves the filmmaker's vision regardless of objective quality
¹a perfect movie achieves the filmmaker's vision regardless of objective quality
November 27, 2025 at 4:14 PM
We started the movies with Tokyo Drift. The kid said it's boring. I think it might be a perfect¹ movie.
¹a perfect movie achieves the filmmaker's vision regardless of objective quality
¹a perfect movie achieves the filmmaker's vision regardless of objective quality
The great Thanksgiving Turkey brought me snow!
November 27, 2025 at 2:06 PM
The great Thanksgiving Turkey brought me snow!
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Some cool patterns from the wind though
November 27, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Some cool patterns from the wind though
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At its height, X-Men is just the L Word with the Phoenix.
Illyana loves Kitty, but Kitty loves Rachel. But Rachel is dating Betsy.
Disney+ needs to do X-Men as a bona fide soap opera.
Disney+ needs to do X-Men as a bona fide soap opera.
November 27, 2025 at 3:54 AM
At its height, X-Men is just the L Word with the Phoenix.
I do miss a Texas wallshaker thunderstorm, but I'm coming to appreciate a Great Lakes blow the house over thunderstorm.
November 27, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I do miss a Texas wallshaker thunderstorm, but I'm coming to appreciate a Great Lakes blow the house over thunderstorm.
Frozen rain for your Thanksgiving vibes
November 26, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Frozen rain for your Thanksgiving vibes
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So this is a silly little idea I'm having where I rate my bus journeys according to how well they go for me as a wheelchair user. It's been variable so far but tending alright? Hopefully it'll be interesting if nothing else!
Today's London bus journey -- 7/10
Loved the solidarity from the person with the buggy, zero quibbles about getting me into the wheelchair space, driver was super on side too. Less great was the person accidentally setting off the wheelchair bell, and then standing with their bag in my face.
Loved the solidarity from the person with the buggy, zero quibbles about getting me into the wheelchair space, driver was super on side too. Less great was the person accidentally setting off the wheelchair bell, and then standing with their bag in my face.
November 26, 2025 at 12:45 PM
So this is a silly little idea I'm having where I rate my bus journeys according to how well they go for me as a wheelchair user. It's been variable so far but tending alright? Hopefully it'll be interesting if nothing else!
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One finished. But I can't decide if I want the balloons or not.
November 26, 2025 at 1:13 AM
One finished. But I can't decide if I want the balloons or not.
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you called the wrong butterball hotline mfer.
what we don’t have in turkey fryer explosion videos, we make up for with 10-pound grease ball pics.
November 25, 2025 at 9:13 PM
you called the wrong butterball hotline mfer.
I have once again put off the problem by just eating a mini sleeve of Ritz crackers at my desk and drinking water.
Lunch continues to be a cursed meal. I should eat, but I don't want to forage or shop and I don't want to pick something to eat, I just want to not be sick hungry by dinner (which is also my responsibility tonight 😓)
November 25, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I have once again put off the problem by just eating a mini sleeve of Ritz crackers at my desk and drinking water.
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A complete and utter cockwomble has reportedly appointed themselves as an expert in your personal circumstances, deciding in their infinite wisdom that your autism is “only mild”.
“You’ve only got mild autism” says mild twat
A complete and utter cockwomble has reportedly appointed themselves as an expert in your personal circumstances, deciding in their infinite wisdom that your autism is “only mild”. Local fucktrumpet…
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November 25, 2025 at 6:02 PM
A complete and utter cockwomble has reportedly appointed themselves as an expert in your personal circumstances, deciding in their infinite wisdom that your autism is “only mild”.
I am on page 5 of 7 of this call sheet (that normally I would not have to do but the person who does it is out for a while). I have a cute pinball date tomorrow. I can do this. I can do this. I can get to that date. My partners are coming over for Thanksgiving. I can get there.
November 25, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I am on page 5 of 7 of this call sheet (that normally I would not have to do but the person who does it is out for a while). I have a cute pinball date tomorrow. I can do this. I can do this. I can get to that date. My partners are coming over for Thanksgiving. I can get there.
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Gift Guide: Bookish Gifts for Foodies and/or Oenophiles
Picks for Kids Pasta Girls by Taylor Tracy Hot-headed and energetic Romea Marino is starting ninth grade with a full plate. Between confusing social dynamics of high school and juggling extracurriculars, Ro can only find peace in the reliable…
Picks for Kids Pasta Girls by Taylor Tracy Hot-headed and energetic Romea Marino is starting ninth grade with a full plate. Between confusing social dynamics of high school and juggling extracurriculars, Ro can only find peace in the reliable…
Gift Guide: Bookish Gifts for Foodies and/or Oenophiles
Picks for Kids Pasta Girls by Taylor Tracy Hot-headed and energetic Romea Marino is starting ninth grade with a full plate. Between confusing social dynamics of high school and juggling extracurriculars, Ro can only find peace in the reliable comfort of her kitchen, where she’s able to follow in her dad’s culinary footsteps, whipping up Italian-fusion recipes. Thoughtful and reserved Julianna Cangelosi is dying to help in her family’s restaurant, which serves traditional Italian dishes.
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November 25, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Gift Guide: Bookish Gifts for Foodies and/or Oenophiles
Picks for Kids Pasta Girls by Taylor Tracy Hot-headed and energetic Romea Marino is starting ninth grade with a full plate. Between confusing social dynamics of high school and juggling extracurriculars, Ro can only find peace in the reliable…
Picks for Kids Pasta Girls by Taylor Tracy Hot-headed and energetic Romea Marino is starting ninth grade with a full plate. Between confusing social dynamics of high school and juggling extracurriculars, Ro can only find peace in the reliable…
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I talk about her in my Black abolitionists of NYC walking tour and usually no one has heard of her but she was Rosa Parks on the bus 100 years before that incident.
In 1855 Elizabeth Jennings Graham brought a suit that initiated the desegregation of NYC transit. Raised by politically active parents (her was mother formerly enslaved, her entrepreneur father was awarded a patent in 1821) Ms. Graham was a teacher, organist, & kindergarten founder.
November 25, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I talk about her in my Black abolitionists of NYC walking tour and usually no one has heard of her but she was Rosa Parks on the bus 100 years before that incident.
I've heard the horror stories of Planet Fitness billing.
....but....
There's one opening soon right near work AND they have a clearly articulated and welcoming gender policy.
And I've been wanting to do some masculinizing weight lifting.
....but....
There's one opening soon right near work AND they have a clearly articulated and welcoming gender policy.
And I've been wanting to do some masculinizing weight lifting.
November 25, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I've heard the horror stories of Planet Fitness billing.
....but....
There's one opening soon right near work AND they have a clearly articulated and welcoming gender policy.
And I've been wanting to do some masculinizing weight lifting.
....but....
There's one opening soon right near work AND they have a clearly articulated and welcoming gender policy.
And I've been wanting to do some masculinizing weight lifting.
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In the name of the lesbian that raised you, if you’re queer, will you please share my Kickstarter?
The Book of Karen - A Saddle Stitch Zine
When a ten year friendship collapsed into a hate-filled rant, I collaged her text messages and the art I made along way.
www.kickstarter.com
November 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
In the name of the lesbian that raised you, if you’re queer, will you please share my Kickstarter?
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y'all have bought 40 of these BUT YOU CAN'T FOIL ME I PRINTED SO MANY
(may be panic printing a few more tho, I didn't actually expect folks to catch up with me, especially not on day one. LOL)
(may be panic printing a few more tho, I didn't actually expect folks to catch up with me, especially not on day one. LOL)
We are doing 25% off in the shop this week, for all your stocking stuffer and fidget toy and geeky rainbow needs!
And because they might be our most popular item of 2025 (can't guess why) I made A LOT of clicky dumpster fires!
thebrokencircle.etsy...
And because they might be our most popular item of 2025 (can't guess why) I made A LOT of clicky dumpster fires!
thebrokencircle.etsy...
November 25, 2025 at 12:07 AM
y'all have bought 40 of these BUT YOU CAN'T FOIL ME I PRINTED SO MANY
(may be panic printing a few more tho, I didn't actually expect folks to catch up with me, especially not on day one. LOL)
(may be panic printing a few more tho, I didn't actually expect folks to catch up with me, especially not on day one. LOL)
Looking at the art on any linocut subreddit is intimidating lol 😭 I feel so proud of myself then I feel so kindergarten art
November 25, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Looking at the art on any linocut subreddit is intimidating lol 😭 I feel so proud of myself then I feel so kindergarten art
Lunch continues to be a cursed meal. I should eat, but I don't want to forage or shop and I don't want to pick something to eat, I just want to not be sick hungry by dinner (which is also my responsibility tonight 😓)
November 24, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Lunch continues to be a cursed meal. I should eat, but I don't want to forage or shop and I don't want to pick something to eat, I just want to not be sick hungry by dinner (which is also my responsibility tonight 😓)