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idk, some guy @yarnchicken.bsky.social · 37m

Picking up breakfast to go eat in a cemetery.

This is great

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Loki Lakapati @runtimeerror.blackskycomra.de · 9h

i 100% mean to be a killjoy when i say that professional sports teams should fund snap till further notice

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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 23h

It’s okay to be glad that restaurants are doing stuff like this AND absolutely furious about the utter failure of the United States government.

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Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 1d

My son does NOT like Halloween

Mark a void cat with bat wings he’s so upset about

Mark trying to see if he can get the wings off

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N Sims @copyrightlibn.bsky.social · 1d

Three smallish pumpkins, each lying sideways on cement steps. The top one says "DON'T", the second one says "RANK", and the bottom one says "FREY".
DON'T is in big block letters, RANK in curly capitals, and FREY in kind of jagged slashy letters.

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idk, some guy @yarnchicken.bsky.social · 1d

Who's got a pickup truck and a sense of adventure & would like to help me go pick up some furniture in Wisconsin? I'll pay gas, buy lunch, and keep the conversation flowing.

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idk, some guy @yarnchicken.bsky.social · 1d

I mean, both human and dogs seemed pretty accustomed to this mode of transport.

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idk, some guy @yarnchicken.bsky.social · 1d

YES

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idk, some guy @yarnchicken.bsky.social · 1d

Extremely blessèd NE Mpls sighting this morning:

Guy dressed as a circus ringmaster, top hat and all, riding a tall bike with a dog kennel on the back. In the kennel? Two good-sized fluffy brown dogs with lion haircuts.

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dandelion goblin @dandelionqueer.bsky.social · 2d

The squirrels in my yard have adopted a weave or wig as a door. They recently gave it a trim (leaving the trimmings all over my yard). It’s…really something to watch them lift up their little human hair doorway and pop in/out. 😬 Happy Halloween?

A sugar maple with a large spot where a limb broke off, with a brown hair patch. I’m sorry.

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Wes Burdine @wesburdine.bsky.social · 2d

I BEEN SAYING

Kyle Stokes @kystokes.bsky.social · 2d

Minneapolis mayoral candidate Omar Fateh has an idea for filling empty storefronts: When they're vacant, tax the landlord.

A look at "commercial vacancy taxes," which experts say could curb speculation (and gentrification) — but could also backfire on local biz >> www.axios.com/local/twin-c...

Mayoral candidate's idea to fill empty shops: Tax the landlords

Downtown Minneapolis' retail vacancy rate is nearly 29% — twice the pre-pandemic level.

www.axios.com

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Boo-nny knuckles @bibliogrrl.bsky.social · 2d

UNIONS RULE. Read the thread it's awesome.

derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 3d

JD Vance claims that diversity weakens unions, as people end up distrusting each other and not organizing.

Let me tell you two menswear stories related to this claim. 🧵

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idk, some guy @yarnchicken.bsky.social · 2d

The offer & statement from Whiskey Creek BBQ in Burnsville made me tear up.

Bring Me The News @bringmethenews.bsky.social · 2d

A list of places in Minnesota offering free food to SNAP recipients in November.
bringmethenews.com/minnesota-li...

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Twin Cities DSA 🌹 @twincitiesdsa.org · 3d

🎃 TONIGHT 🎃
FRIGHT THE RIGHT NIGHT
Show up and show out for LGBTQIA+ Liberation
Tickets available in bio or at the door

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idk, some guy @yarnchicken.bsky.social · 2d

Fuck yeah!

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idk, some guy @yarnchicken.bsky.social · 3d

I did not need to know what this song was about.

Boo-nny knuckles @bibliogrrl.bsky.social · 3d

The Hill I Choose To Die On:

HEY SOUL SISTER IS THE WORST SOMG EVER WRITTEN. UKULELE JAMS ABOUT BLOW JOBS SHOULD. NOT EXIST.

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idk, some guy @yarnchicken.bsky.social · 3d

Coming into work all happy & relaxed, then getting to have a really nice open conversation with my coworker about nonmonogamy and possessiveness.

Hooray for first dates and morning yoga, less hooray for the 3:30am wakeup

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idk, some guy @yarnchicken.bsky.social · 3d

Absolutely incredible.

Caitlin Gilbert @caitlingilbert.bsky.social · 3d

I’m crying

www.semafor.com/article/10/2...

He is, instead, a 59-year-old Long Island wine importer named Bill DeBlasio, who merely responded to an email from a journalist seeking his views on Democrat Zohran Mamdani’s policies.

“I’m Bill DeBlasio. I’ve always been Bill DeBlasio,” DeBlasio said in an interview conducted Wednesday evening through his Ring doorbell in Huntington Station, Long Island, from his current location in Florida.

“I never once said I was the mayor. He never addressed me as the mayor,” DeBlasio told Semafor Wednesday evening. “So I just gave him my opinion.”

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Night Mayor on Elm Street @mplsnightmayor.bsky.social · 3d

Cut my slice into pieces
This is a lemon torte

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idk, some guy @yarnchicken.bsky.social · 3d

Coworker across the warehouse singing Steely Dan loud enough to get through my headphones.

Charmed, tbh

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Racket @racketmn.com · 3d

From navigating financial aid to staying mentally well enough to work, the road to shelter is a long one that can take years.

For the Homeless, Finding a Place to Live Is Only Part of the Problem - Racket

From navigating financial aid to staying mentally well enough to work, the road to shelter is a long one that can take years.

racketmn.com

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Tom Basgen, Mr. Saint Paul @tombasgen.bsky.social · 4d

I happen to think that because MPD shot his god damned eyeball out Soren gets as many years as he had the eyeball added to his residency.

Local Internet Wrestling Mom @professorachaos.bsky.social · 5d

When I moved to Minneapolis in the mid-aughts, it was really difficult to make friends. People from other states didn’t get it.

Now the bias is front and center in my city politics. If I’m a resident who “just got here,” do I matter less to Josh?

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idk, some guy @yarnchicken.bsky.social · 4d

Slept until 7 this morning 🎉

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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 4d

don’t break my heart *quick changing costume from cowboy to chef’s hat as a kitchen island rises from machinery under the stage* my bake a cakey heart

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idk, some guy @yarnchicken.bsky.social · 4d

Oh I believe it.