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First thought: oh that's kind of great

Immediate second thought: I'm sure nothing at all has changed since that date which would cause harm by using outdated info 🫠
Slop Evader is a tool from artist and researcher Tega Brain that lets you search the web for results exclusively before November 30, 2022—the day that ChatGPT was released to the public.
'Slop Evader' Lets You Surf the Web Like It’s 2022
Artist Tega Brain is fighting the internet’s enshittification by turning back the clock to before ChatGPT existed.
www.404media.co
November 26, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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CDC website altered at Robert F. Kennedy's behest to reflect his belief that "all events depicted in the film Ghostbusters really happened."
November 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Today's advice from your Goth Auntie:
-Move and stretch your neck side to side, drink some water, take your meds.
-You don't have to be useful to be loved.
-The Lurking Horror wants to borrow my tablet "for research", but I remember its Etsy spree from last time.
❤️ Auntie Jilli
November 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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Chat, is it a good sign when the Atlantic's Thanksgiving take is "cabbage is affordable"?
Cabbage is affordable, delicious, and astoundingly versatile, @giladedelman.bsky.social writes. The underrated crucifer “is fit for a king”:
The Most Underrated Thanksgiving Vegetable
Embrace cabbage.
bit.ly
November 25, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Something something "government overreach."

There has to be a better middle ground.
I have a fun hypothetical for the technical among us! (For certain values of fun, heh.) The scenario: You run a website. It doesn't have a mobile app: the only way to access it is in-browser. You are deeply, morally opposed to any form of invasive tracking or data-gathering on your users.
November 23, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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😬Did... did he really wear the Biff Tannen?

There should be someone on his staff whose only job is to stop him from ever wearing a maroon turtleneck or scarf.

C'mon, this is 101 stuff.
November 22, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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Cloud service worker: Boss our entire service is down

Boss: get in the dns Shinji
November 21, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Someone finally told 47 to his face that yeah, I think you're a fascist despot & deep down that's probably all 47 has ever wanted. Now he feels validated... he's been told he's on the same level as his lil' friends in NKorea, Russia, & El Salvador.
Trump frickin' loves this guy lmao
November 22, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Even in this economy I would pay for a leather-bound book collecting every single one of Mamdani's internal thoughts during this meeting & photo set.
President Trump just now:

“It was a Great Honor meeting Zohran Mamdani the new Mayor of New York City!”
November 22, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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Young man, there's no need to feel down
November 21, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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Only a couple of major news outlets (CNN, USA) are covering this at all. You would think if the goal was clicks and views, this would be all over the media. If clicks are not the goal, it makes you think about: what is?
"Quiet! Quiet, Piggy."
November 18, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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#3157 A helpful tutorial
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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[being mauled]

bear: *mauling me*

me: is it berenstein or berenstain
November 17, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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"No worries if not!" I shout at a thundercloud.
November 17, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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My best friend and I saw this post on Instagram about horror movies and we've decided to set up a watch schedule that follows these themes (though we expanded the summer into different types of teen/kid horror) /1
October 10, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 11:26 AM
TOC All-Star Christmas week 2:
Justin Warner is doing the Macarena in the background.

I'm just watching for Justin at this point.
November 13, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Watched the 1st episode of ToC: All-Star Christmas last night & I'll be honest... hearing Justin Warner sing "pink peppercorn" to the tune of Pink Pony Club made my entire week.
November 8, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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born to 6-7, forced to 9-5
November 7, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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I can imagine a $100,000 bonus. I could probably imagine $1,000,000 one if I try hard enough. But $1,000,000,000,000 pay package is too fucking abstract to imagine. These people have their brains broken beyond repair.
November 7, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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💀
November 7, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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things that arent the future of civilization

- chatbots
- crypto
- robot butlers
- cars that sorta drive autonomously as long as youre paying attention for when they fail and almost kill a bunch of people

things that actually are the future of civilization

- free clean energy
November 7, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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What's your vibe?

1. joker
2. smoker
3. midnight toker
4. sandwich thrower
November 7, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Peak
BREAKING EXCLUSIVE MUST CREDIT: Lunch for jurors in the “sandwich guy” trial are a variety of sandwiches, according to a source familiar with lunch.
November 6, 2025 at 6:58 PM