That One Bitch
@xlcouchtaterbb.bsky.social
PNW. Loud opinions. Cringe Millennial. Pigeon enthusiast. THI ΚΑΛΛΙΣΤΗΙ
Time to watch Last Holiday again.
November 28, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Time to watch Last Holiday again.
I don't think I can ever get botox bc I need to make my ew expressions
a close up of a barbie doll with a surprised look on her face ..
ALT: a close up of a barbie doll with a surprised look on her face ..
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I don't think I can ever get botox bc I need to make my ew expressions
Shaking off these blues. I had a blissful nap, now I'm smoking a joint, having a glass of wine, and then I'm going to start prepping for free fridge holiday cooking tomorrow.
November 27, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Shaking off these blues. I had a blissful nap, now I'm smoking a joint, having a glass of wine, and then I'm going to start prepping for free fridge holiday cooking tomorrow.
I try not to be sad or get bummed out over holidays, but I usually spend them alone. Friendsgivings usually don't happen on the actual holiday. My dad is in hospice, my mom is in religious psychosis on some weird ass retreat. I've never experienced the holidays like most people do, even as a kid.
November 26, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I try not to be sad or get bummed out over holidays, but I usually spend them alone. Friendsgivings usually don't happen on the actual holiday. My dad is in hospice, my mom is in religious psychosis on some weird ass retreat. I've never experienced the holidays like most people do, even as a kid.
The weaponization of therapy speak by people who have never been to therapy is possibly one of the most annoying and damaging things happening culturally rn.
November 24, 2025 at 8:40 PM
The weaponization of therapy speak by people who have never been to therapy is possibly one of the most annoying and damaging things happening culturally rn.
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The bisexual desire to take a fuckin NAP
November 23, 2025 at 7:18 PM
The bisexual desire to take a fuckin NAP
Time for the 10th annual Big Gay Christmas Tree Hunt™️
November 22, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Time for the 10th annual Big Gay Christmas Tree Hunt™️
I got in my Uber and he started playing Depeche Mode.
November 22, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I got in my Uber and he started playing Depeche Mode.
Mike Johnson seems to have lost his Duper's Delight smirk. He looks nervous and I love that for him.
November 22, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Mike Johnson seems to have lost his Duper's Delight smirk. He looks nervous and I love that for him.
That's why I only use signal to buy drugs. (Don't judge me the world is on fire let me liiiiive.)
Just another reminder that signal is not private. #signal
“The FBI gained access to conversations in a ‘courtwatch’ Signal group that helps coordinate volunteer activists who monitor public proceedings at three New York federal immigration courts. The US government has repeatedly been accused of violating immigrants’ due process rights at those courts.”
November 21, 2025 at 4:33 PM
That's why I only use signal to buy drugs. (Don't judge me the world is on fire let me liiiiive.)
Heading home poorer but with a puppy on the mend.
November 21, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Heading home poorer but with a puppy on the mend.
At the emergency vet. I don't know if she ate something or what is happening but my dog is struggling to get up and stand on her back legs.
November 21, 2025 at 2:19 AM
At the emergency vet. I don't know if she ate something or what is happening but my dog is struggling to get up and stand on her back legs.
@jamesgunn.bsky.social please do a live action Batman Beyond I believe in you bro 🙏
November 20, 2025 at 3:59 AM
@jamesgunn.bsky.social please do a live action Batman Beyond I believe in you bro 🙏
I fucking hate graphic design I hate it so much. I'm good at so many things. But this? I'm a bumbling frustrated baby. I can't art.
November 17, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I fucking hate graphic design I hate it so much. I'm good at so many things. But this? I'm a bumbling frustrated baby. I can't art.
I need cloves where can I buy clove cigarettes? I neeeeeeed them. Emotional support Djarums.
November 16, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I need cloves where can I buy clove cigarettes? I neeeeeeed them. Emotional support Djarums.
The surprise nap I just napped was amazing.
November 15, 2025 at 12:19 AM
The surprise nap I just napped was amazing.
The gas powered leaf blower ban can't come fast enough. Jan 1st 2026.
November 14, 2025 at 3:45 PM
The gas powered leaf blower ban can't come fast enough. Jan 1st 2026.
Getting some new followers so just a reminder that I don't fuck with SWerfs or Terfs. I don't believe in respectability politics, and I'm an armed leftist. You've been warned.
November 13, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Getting some new followers so just a reminder that I don't fuck with SWerfs or Terfs. I don't believe in respectability politics, and I'm an armed leftist. You've been warned.
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The art of folding a winning hand
November 10, 2025 at 7:39 PM
The art of folding a winning hand
I'm fairly confident that nothing beats a drunk end of the night bath.
November 10, 2025 at 10:42 AM
I'm fairly confident that nothing beats a drunk end of the night bath.
Emerging from my crypt.
November 10, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Emerging from my crypt.
French electronic dream pop has been keeping me sane so that's where I'm at.
November 7, 2025 at 3:08 PM
French electronic dream pop has been keeping me sane so that's where I'm at.
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The feed today. (Full disclosure: I am enjoying the treat.)
November 5, 2025 at 9:28 PM
The feed today. (Full disclosure: I am enjoying the treat.)
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genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died
There's a lady on TikTok who is calling mega churches and she's called over 30 asking for help with baby formula. They've all said no. Tax the churches.
November 5, 2025 at 3:15 PM
There's a lady on TikTok who is calling mega churches and she's called over 30 asking for help with baby formula. They've all said no. Tax the churches.