I know the world is a mess, but a group of strangers in Boston spent around 2 hours tonight helping a beaver that was on Adams Street find its way back to the Neponset River, so all is not lost.

Can you please stir my almond butter today was pull day

I understand that I’m supposed to be training the algorithm here but you need to consider that I’m very stingy with “likes”.

We are literally in end times and fuckers are out here sweetening their milkshakes with dates

One fucking day on here and my husband is already stealing my material.