MWZ
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My personal Situation Room.
🇺🇸 (IA/WI) living in Bristol 🇬🇧
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Come for the Brutalism, stay for the schlager.
🇺🇸 (IA/WI) living in Bristol 🇬🇧
🧀☕🚆🚲🎼🎹🏳️🌈🇸🇯🇩🇰🐻
Come for the Brutalism, stay for the schlager.
I jokingly told my dad that Wicked is "The Sapphic Adventures of Oz", then had to explain to him what "sapphic" means. ☠️
November 29, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I jokingly told my dad that Wicked is "The Sapphic Adventures of Oz", then had to explain to him what "sapphic" means. ☠️
A week ago, I was swimming in the ocean. Now I'm girding my loins for the first of a few rounds of shovelling snow.
November 29, 2025 at 1:30 PM
A week ago, I was swimming in the ocean. Now I'm girding my loins for the first of a few rounds of shovelling snow.
Expecting nine to fourteen inches of white stuff tomorrow, and that's not just because of Sniffies being surprisingly busy in my hometown. 🌨️ ❄️ ☃️
November 28, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Expecting nine to fourteen inches of white stuff tomorrow, and that's not just because of Sniffies being surprisingly busy in my hometown. 🌨️ ❄️ ☃️
Observations from heading home for Thanksgiving, a thread:
1) There are three certainties in life: death, taxes, and Brian Urlacher advertising hair restoration on the highway along O'Hare.
1) There are three certainties in life: death, taxes, and Brian Urlacher advertising hair restoration on the highway along O'Hare.
November 27, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Observations from heading home for Thanksgiving, a thread:
1) There are three certainties in life: death, taxes, and Brian Urlacher advertising hair restoration on the highway along O'Hare.
1) There are three certainties in life: death, taxes, and Brian Urlacher advertising hair restoration on the highway along O'Hare.
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📅 #OnThisDay in 2003 (22 years ago):
Concorde made its last-ever flight, departing London's Heathrow Airport and landing in Bristol, England.
#OTD
Concorde made its last-ever flight, departing London's Heathrow Airport and landing in Bristol, England.
#OTD
November 26, 2025 at 6:00 AM
📅 #OnThisDay in 2003 (22 years ago):
Concorde made its last-ever flight, departing London's Heathrow Airport and landing in Bristol, England.
#OTD
Concorde made its last-ever flight, departing London's Heathrow Airport and landing in Bristol, England.
#OTD
My feelings upon leaving Portugal today.
Artist: Maurizio Cattelan
Seen at Serravles Museum of Contemporary Art, Porto
Artist: Maurizio Cattelan
Seen at Serravles Museum of Contemporary Art, Porto
November 25, 2025 at 11:57 AM
My feelings upon leaving Portugal today.
Artist: Maurizio Cattelan
Seen at Serravles Museum of Contemporary Art, Porto
Artist: Maurizio Cattelan
Seen at Serravles Museum of Contemporary Art, Porto
Is there gas in the car?
Yes there's gas in the car!
I think the people down the hall know who you are.
Yes there's gas in the car!
I think the people down the hall know who you are.
November 23, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Is there gas in the car?
Yes there's gas in the car!
I think the people down the hall know who you are.
Yes there's gas in the car!
I think the people down the hall know who you are.
The tavern I'm at in Porto has just played "Waterloo" and "Don't Go Breaking My Heart" in quick succession at full volume.
Do they want a sing-along bar? Because that's how you get a sing-along bar!
Do they want a sing-along bar? Because that's how you get a sing-along bar!
November 23, 2025 at 8:28 PM
The tavern I'm at in Porto has just played "Waterloo" and "Don't Go Breaking My Heart" in quick succession at full volume.
Do they want a sing-along bar? Because that's how you get a sing-along bar!
Do they want a sing-along bar? Because that's how you get a sing-along bar!
Piscinas naturais @ Porto Moniz today.
November 22, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Piscinas naturais @ Porto Moniz today.
Those of you who also watched the 1991 ESC, delirious in lockdown, will understand why I was drawn to this pizzeria.
November 21, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Those of you who also watched the 1991 ESC, delirious in lockdown, will understand why I was drawn to this pizzeria.
I'm not sure that a bossa nova version of Jamiroquai's "Space Cowboy" is something anyone needs, but it is what this hotel has decided we should hear.
November 21, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I'm not sure that a bossa nova version of Jamiroquai's "Space Cowboy" is something anyone needs, but it is what this hotel has decided we should hear.
Woman at the laundromat, pointing at my one pair of colorful briefs amongst a pile of black trunks: "Are these yours?!"
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November 21, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Woman at the laundromat, pointing at my one pair of colorful briefs amongst a pile of black trunks: "Are these yours?!"
☠️
☠️
🎶 You used to call me on your shell phone 🎶
November 20, 2025 at 6:50 PM
🎶 You used to call me on your shell phone 🎶
Incredible mineral collection at Monte Palace.
If you showed up to "chill" in Vauxhall carrying that quartz on top, I'm sure the hosts would be very excited!
If you showed up to "chill" in Vauxhall carrying that quartz on top, I'm sure the hosts would be very excited!
November 20, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Incredible mineral collection at Monte Palace.
If you showed up to "chill" in Vauxhall carrying that quartz on top, I'm sure the hosts would be very excited!
If you showed up to "chill" in Vauxhall carrying that quartz on top, I'm sure the hosts would be very excited!
November 20, 2025 at 12:29 PM
"Welcome to Matias", indeed.
November 18, 2025 at 9:20 PM
"Welcome to Matias", indeed.
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At the hospital and a chap just asked someone if Endoscopy was at the main entrance. Was dying to chip in with, "Not necessarily."
November 18, 2025 at 1:42 PM
At the hospital and a chap just asked someone if Endoscopy was at the main entrance. Was dying to chip in with, "Not necessarily."
Now playing on the bus to the end of the world (Vamus Algarve line 47): "American Idiot" by Green Day, preceded by "Bed Chem" by Sabrina Carpenter.
November 18, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Now playing on the bus to the end of the world (Vamus Algarve line 47): "American Idiot" by Green Day, preceded by "Bed Chem" by Sabrina Carpenter.
I walk up to a counter with a bottle of wine named Euphoria.
Me: "Loreen's favourite wine."
Clerk: "O que ? 🤔"
Me: "Loreen's favourite wine."
Clerk: "O que ? 🤔"
November 17, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I walk up to a counter with a bottle of wine named Euphoria.
Me: "Loreen's favourite wine."
Clerk: "O que ? 🤔"
Me: "Loreen's favourite wine."
Clerk: "O que ? 🤔"
Heard "Dopamine" in the wild for the first time. It's growing on me.
November 17, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Heard "Dopamine" in the wild for the first time. It's growing on me.
The cafe just started playing "The Fate of Ophelia", so it's time to start walking again.
November 17, 2025 at 2:01 PM
The cafe just started playing "The Fate of Ophelia", so it's time to start walking again.
We need an American Polanski.
Put that way, it sounds like a sausage restaurant somewhere west of the Kennedy in Chicago...
Put that way, it sounds like a sausage restaurant somewhere west of the Kennedy in Chicago...
November 17, 2025 at 1:53 PM
We need an American Polanski.
Put that way, it sounds like a sausage restaurant somewhere west of the Kennedy in Chicago...
Put that way, it sounds like a sausage restaurant somewhere west of the Kennedy in Chicago...
Me in public: My headphones:
November 16, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Me in public: My headphones: