Spandau Calrissian
@wildebube.bsky.social
On your left. Seriously doubt I’ll be here long.
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I named my fists Barry and Lyndon because they're about to receive satisfaction
I named my fists Common and Sense because I'm about to bring the Paine
I named my fists Blood and Meridian because I’m fixing to Judge your ass.
December 1, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I named my fists Barry and Lyndon because they're about to receive satisfaction
Post your favourite "Transformers" character.
Wrong answers only.
Wrong answers only.
December 1, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Post your favourite "Transformers" character.
Wrong answers only.
Wrong answers only.
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Xx_PRAETORIAN1488_xX on suicide watch
October 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Xx_PRAETORIAN1488_xX on suicide watch
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We online addicts marinate in this shit every day, but it's just crazy to take a step back into normal life and realize how far America has crawled up its own insane ass.
November 30, 2025 at 7:58 PM
We online addicts marinate in this shit every day, but it's just crazy to take a step back into normal life and realize how far America has crawled up its own insane ass.
Far and Away
It’s one of Ron Howard’s most mediocre efforts (that’s saying something) with a lackluster script and totally unremarkable performances, and I’m a sucker for it.
It’s one of Ron Howard’s most mediocre efforts (that’s saying something) with a lackluster script and totally unremarkable performances, and I’m a sucker for it.
What is a movie that you love that would surprise most people who know you?
November 30, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Far and Away
It’s one of Ron Howard’s most mediocre efforts (that’s saying something) with a lackluster script and totally unremarkable performances, and I’m a sucker for it.
It’s one of Ron Howard’s most mediocre efforts (that’s saying something) with a lackluster script and totally unremarkable performances, and I’m a sucker for it.
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The west is actually never dealt with Nazism white power, or any of these fascist ideologies in any meaningful or substantial way because they always saw themselves reflected in the people they were going to have to kill.
November 29, 2025 at 6:46 PM
The west is actually never dealt with Nazism white power, or any of these fascist ideologies in any meaningful or substantial way because they always saw themselves reflected in the people they were going to have to kill.
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Trump has announced today will be known as White Friday from now on
November 28, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Trump has announced today will be known as White Friday from now on
Porsche Panamera
Guajira Porsche Panamera
Porsche Panameeeee-ra
Guajira Porsche Panameeeee-ra
Guajira Porsche Panamera
Porsche Panameeeee-ra
Guajira Porsche Panameeeee-ra
November 28, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Porsche Panamera
Guajira Porsche Panamera
Porsche Panameeeee-ra
Guajira Porsche Panameeeee-ra
Guajira Porsche Panamera
Porsche Panameeeee-ra
Guajira Porsche Panameeeee-ra
Cyberfucked
Cybertrucks when there's an inch of snow. 😆 #Cyberstuck
November 28, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Cyberfucked
Introduce yourself with five converts you’ve seen
Soundgarden / Tad / Eleven (1994)
Rollins Band / Helmet / Sausage (1994)
The Black Crowes (1995)
Butthole Surfers / Toadies /
Rev. Horton Heat / Supersuckers
(1996)
The White Stripes (2003)
All at the Greek Theatre, Berkeley
Soundgarden / Tad / Eleven (1994)
Rollins Band / Helmet / Sausage (1994)
The Black Crowes (1995)
Butthole Surfers / Toadies /
Rev. Horton Heat / Supersuckers
(1996)
The White Stripes (2003)
All at the Greek Theatre, Berkeley
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen
Limp Bizkit
The Rolling Stones
Deltron 3030
Hall & Oates
Primus (SUCKS!)
Limp Bizkit
The Rolling Stones
Deltron 3030
Hall & Oates
Primus (SUCKS!)
introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen
Rage Against the Machine
Cytotoxin
Shudder to Think
Kool Keith
Deftones (but specifically at the Metro in 2024)
Rage Against the Machine
Cytotoxin
Shudder to Think
Kool Keith
Deftones (but specifically at the Metro in 2024)
November 28, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Introduce yourself with five converts you’ve seen
Soundgarden / Tad / Eleven (1994)
Rollins Band / Helmet / Sausage (1994)
The Black Crowes (1995)
Butthole Surfers / Toadies /
Rev. Horton Heat / Supersuckers
(1996)
The White Stripes (2003)
All at the Greek Theatre, Berkeley
Soundgarden / Tad / Eleven (1994)
Rollins Band / Helmet / Sausage (1994)
The Black Crowes (1995)
Butthole Surfers / Toadies /
Rev. Horton Heat / Supersuckers
(1996)
The White Stripes (2003)
All at the Greek Theatre, Berkeley
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The cowboys really *are* America’s team (badly run by an ancient, unreconstructed racist and coasting on accomplishments from the previous century while daily inventing new ways to humiliate themselves)
November 27, 2025 at 9:42 PM
The cowboys really *are* America’s team (badly run by an ancient, unreconstructed racist and coasting on accomplishments from the previous century while daily inventing new ways to humiliate themselves)
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mfer can’t even tolerate brown skin on a turkey
Hey, we saw you from across the bar and really dig your vibe.
November 27, 2025 at 11:45 PM
mfer can’t even tolerate brown skin on a turkey
Post something random or you'll have an awful December.
November 27, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Post something random or you'll have an awful December.
Don’t Call it a Comeback
November 27, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Don’t Call it a Comeback
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“You better not be NBA Live ‘97 David Robinson when you get back from that *walk* with your cousins!”
{me coming back from the *walk* with my cousins}
{me coming back from the *walk* with my cousins}
November 27, 2025 at 12:36 AM
“You better not be NBA Live ‘97 David Robinson when you get back from that *walk* with your cousins!”
{me coming back from the *walk* with my cousins}
{me coming back from the *walk* with my cousins}
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teaser for the turning point usa alt superbowl halftime just dropped 👀
November 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
teaser for the turning point usa alt superbowl halftime just dropped 👀
Now make it rotate
November 27, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Now make it rotate
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my bad tweets every day" - Nate Dogg (from the grave) (RIP)
November 27, 2025 at 4:07 AM
my bad tweets every day" - Nate Dogg (from the grave) (RIP)
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Holidays have highs and lows, but I guarantee you’re going to have a better Thanksgiving than Charlie Kirk, who is dead
November 27, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Holidays have highs and lows, but I guarantee you’re going to have a better Thanksgiving than Charlie Kirk, who is dead
Share a '90s movie that you think deserves more love.
November 27, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Share a '90s movie that you think deserves more love.
When you see this, skeet a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health
November 27, 2025 at 12:59 AM
When you see this, skeet a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health
Oh, you thought DOGE was stupid? Well, be sure to capitalize that S…
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Being among the first interrogated and ultimately fired by DOGE, I certainly felt we were facing the business end of a right-wing conspiracy theory 🧵
DOGE was not a money-saving effort. It was an effort to chase down and prove right-wing conspiracy theories. They went after USAID to prove conspiracy theories about foreign aid. Then they went after SSA to, again, pursue conspiracy theories about Dems paying "illegals" to vote. 1/2
November 26, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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