Lauren al-Ghaib
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Lauren al-Ghaib
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Dissociating. Sci-fi & reality tv. 40+. 1922 🐩. Substack: Pink Parlance
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don't worry, john roberts says this is a legitimate exercise of presidential power and if we did anything to curb it, we would be robbing the executive of the energy he needs to do his job
Trump rages that Henry Cuellar didn’t pay him back for a pardon by switching parties, blasting Cuellar for a “lack of LOYALTY.”

In other words, Trump admits he was trying to use his pardon power to buy Republicans a House seat.
December 7, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Anyway Xmas cards off today to every corner of the country. Anchorage to Apopka and everything in between. 🥰
December 7, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Everybody in my family is either sick or caretaking right now what a Christmas 😐
December 7, 2025 at 2:47 PM
This the comment that made her drive 3 hours. She absolutely is justified. (But also people crazy and carry guns, don’t do that)
December 7, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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I will be continuing to uplift and celebrate Black creativity, Black study, and Black people across the world. You are welcome.
December 6, 2025 at 9:18 PM
The pronunciation shift of ‘woman’ to ‘WIMMEN” is actually some bullshit
December 7, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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And yes, if you have the ability, clear the light snow so it doesn’t turn to ice after people walk on it.
December 7, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Have yall seen Brightburn?
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December 7, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I was invited to give a lecture on AI and environmental racism in the spring. They are not ready. 😂😂
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December 7, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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What Rev. Wright said years ago still stands. Still.
December 7, 2025 at 2:19 AM
White folks, why you don’t like curtains and blinds in your homes? Is it to flex? You don’t want privacy?
December 7, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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Elon Musk is worse at hiding it but this is the problem with all billionaires: they are a threat to democratic governance. They have an insatiable need to own and control everything. If you want to be free you have to curb their power, and demand political leaders who understand that
Elon Musk is against the European Union being the European Union —he posted this after X (fka Twitter) was fined for violations of the EU’s Digital Services Act.
December 6, 2025 at 9:07 PM
My god today
I also think dolphins are probably delicious
December 7, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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Homie had the nerve to say “it’s all right, I’m not dangerous” on the hook. Truly nefarious work 😭
Really hate that Chris Brown is a piece of shit cuz Fine China was fire to me
December 7, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Issa lot but let’s start with Betsy Devos
That’s a new dinner party conversation: Who is someone that you hate so much that, if given the time, energy, and crew, you’d produce a 4-part documentary on them?
December 6, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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By “sovreignty” he means “states should be weak enough so that billionaires like me should be able to treat them as feudal vassals” bsky.app/profile/lora...
Elon Musk is against the European Union being the European Union —he posted this after X (fka Twitter) was fined for violations of the EU’s Digital Services Act.
December 6, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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I wrote about Brené Brown and "Courage Culture" over on Substack. Tap in!

"Thus, 'courage culture'...is the white-coded myth-based belief that vulnerability is experienced homogeneously across racial, gender, sexual, class, and ability lines."

jennmjacksonphd.substack.com/p/brene-brow...
December 6, 2025 at 5:39 PM
They put a lil crack in that Olivia Dean track ain’t it?!
December 6, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Money is the root of all evil.

It’s actually the LOVE of money is the root of all evil.

Money is a tool. It should not be your god.
15. What is a common saying or proverb that you believe is actually misleading or untrue?
February 24, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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“The customer is always right” is ACTUALLY “The customer is always right, in matters of taste.”

It originally meant one should cater to demand for a product to stay competitive BUT over time, it came to be complying w/dissatisfied customers no matter the complaint.
15. What is a common saying or proverb that you believe is actually misleading or untrue?
February 24, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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Blood is thicker than water. SO misquoted and abused by family members to excuse their entitlement to good treatment without earning it.

The full saying is “the blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb”
Which means the opposite! CHOSEN bonds are stronger than genetic one’s
15. What is a common saying or proverb that you believe is actually misleading or untrue?
February 24, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Everybody who has ever watched Preston says he’s perfect. So it’s clearly me. I’m the problem. He thinks I need protection I guess. 🥴
December 6, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Abolitionists after watching Puffys demonic activities on #TheReckoning
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December 6, 2025 at 8:11 PM
December 6, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Everybody want haircuts, hairstyles, manicures, tattoos, lashes, facials, etc, but nobody wanna vote for policies that make these careers possible.
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December 6, 2025 at 7:20 PM