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Wearing a D.A.R.E. T-shirt Ironically
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I've never had a beard
Pinned
I ain't gonna use this much
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen
- Cannibal Corpse
- Mayhem
- Deftones
- Blood Incantation
- Taylor Swift
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen

- The Replacements
- Taylor Swift
- Lord of the Lost
- Gully Boys
- Faith No More
introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen

Depeche Mode
Nine Inch Nails
The Hooters
John Carpenter
Howard Shore
November 28, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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I’ve decided that the only person I want to interview Sam Altman is Ziwe
November 26, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota. #MST3K
November 24, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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DOGE was created for data theft and infrastructure dismantling and it wildly succeeded on both counts within the first few weeks of its existence. It will take a generation to rebuild what it destroyed and the breach of data is unprecedented.
Bye bye, “DOGE”.

It no longer exists as a “centralized entity”, according to the Office of Personnel Management.

@reuters.com
www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...
November 23, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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lol come on
November 21, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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November 20, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I appreciate how @morkborg.com decorates their packages
November 18, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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November 17, 2025 at 4:22 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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patton oswalt has been suspended from bluesky for saying that megyn kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors
November 14, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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Epsteins actual financial advice must have been like “u ned 2 itimize ur diductshins”
November 14, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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All the Epstein emails are like

On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:16 AM, Larry Summers wrote:
Have you seen the latest news? Get the popcorn ready…

On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:18 AM, jeffrey E. <[email protected]> wrote:
Pop cofn taste good .
November 13, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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Let me run the Bond franchise and I’ll blow him up at the end of every movie. Maybe several times within each movie if it feels right. He’ll be back the next movie (or scene) and nobody will talk about it, but man are we gonna explode that guy a LOT.
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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schumer asked fetterman to cave and he thought schumer was telling him to go home. just a little morning humor for you ha ha. anyways fuck chuck schumer
November 10, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]

SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
November 7, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Stunned onlookers were overheard asking “Did we die? Is this Hell?"
November 6, 2025 at 3:56 PM
October 30, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time
October 28, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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me: i feel great

my doctor: and your tests are perfect, youre in great health

me: i know, thank you doctor

my doctor: want an mri?

me: fuck it, yea why not
October 27, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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The new UI is great but there really should be an option to get rid of this free shipping banner
October 23, 2025 at 4:04 PM