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Jessie Vellaro
@vonharlot.bsky.social


Buy My Stuff
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Where does one jerk off on camera for money? Asking for a friend lol
December 1, 2025 at 2:25 AM
What is gravity, anyway?
December 1, 2025 at 2:19 AM
December 1, 2025 at 2:16 AM
*spit take*
November 21, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Fuck you kim davis
November 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
@actingliketommy.bsky.social
You have to let send you some of my patches. For free. You are hilarious
November 9, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Goliath tryina get it in
September 27, 2025 at 5:25 AM
July 30, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I’m a demon-rat
June 15, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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Happy Pride lovelies! 🌈✨️
June 1, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I’m so ashamed of being from Iowa. We went from a purple state to whatever the fuck this is.
GOP Sen. Joni Ernst responds to voters saying that cutting Medicaid will kill them: “Well, we all are going to die.”
May 30, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Never gets old
May 29, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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It’s because we are stoned by day, warriors by night. So it’s hard to have time to get together.
May 29, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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May 3, 2025 at 6:47 PM
@dynamitecomics this is some fantastic news. Welcome back to the marvel universe @gargoyles_official
April 24, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Penis!
April 21, 2025 at 4:44 PM
HA HA!
April 17, 2025 at 11:16 PM
La la
April 13, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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In theory this nightmare could end today:
April 7, 2025 at 10:52 PM
April 1, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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god loves you, but not enough to save you
March 25, 2025 at 7:52 PM
March 24, 2025 at 9:57 PM
PIPER, NO!
March 21, 2025 at 5:51 PM