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🎭 Sprawleigh, North Cackalacky 🎭
🎭 Sprawleigh, North Cackalacky 🎭
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Local roaster Larry's up from $12 to $21 💸
November 28, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Local roaster Larry's up from $12 to $21 💸
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Mayor-elect Mamdani references the "Ruthkanda forever" tweet
November 25, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Mayor-elect Mamdani references the "Ruthkanda forever" tweet
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RFK Jr. Denies Ever Laying Eggs In Olivia Nuzzi https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-denies-ever-laying-eggs-in-olivia-nuzzi/
November 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
RFK Jr. Denies Ever Laying Eggs In Olivia Nuzzi https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-denies-ever-laying-eggs-in-olivia-nuzzi/
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President Donald Trump’s approval fell in a Carolina Journal poll. Former Gov. Roy Cooper’s lead over Republican candidates grew.
Trump’s approval falls in NC, while Roy Cooper widens polling lead over GOP
President Donald Trump’s approval fell in a Carolina Journal poll. Former Gov. Roy Cooper’s lead over Republican candidates grew.
bit.ly
November 23, 2025 at 10:00 PM
President Donald Trump’s approval fell in a Carolina Journal poll. Former Gov. Roy Cooper’s lead over Republican candidates grew.
MF DOOM + SADE SADEVILLAIN FULL ALBUM
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November 23, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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"Reported"
Just remembering how one of the most important and widely read and dropped-with-maximally-damaging-timing "Biden is old and senile" pieces was reported by Nuzzi. It makes you think!
well, I read it, and the salient, non-gross part is Lizza alleging, midsentence and without elaboration, that Nuzzi ran numerous “catch-and-kill operations” on RFK’s behalf, which would give her a role in both his appointment and the untold preventable deaths he has abetted in office. Cool.
November 22, 2025 at 5:04 PM
"Reported"
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Romcom where two loathsome journalists live together for a year, shtupp multiple presidential candidates, air their grievances in dreadful prose, then, exhausted, unknowingly open competing candle shops in the same Vermont village, and get back together while promising never to write again
November 22, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Romcom where two loathsome journalists live together for a year, shtupp multiple presidential candidates, air their grievances in dreadful prose, then, exhausted, unknowingly open competing candle shops in the same Vermont village, and get back together while promising never to write again
November 22, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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Scurryfunge [SKUR-ee-funj]
(v.)
- To rush around cleaning the house when company is on their way over.
(n.)
- The act of rushing to clean one’s home in preparation for impending company.
(v.)
- To rush around cleaning the house when company is on their way over.
(n.)
- The act of rushing to clean one’s home in preparation for impending company.
November 22, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Scurryfunge [SKUR-ee-funj]
(v.)
- To rush around cleaning the house when company is on their way over.
(n.)
- The act of rushing to clean one’s home in preparation for impending company.
(v.)
- To rush around cleaning the house when company is on their way over.
(n.)
- The act of rushing to clean one’s home in preparation for impending company.
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Get us Medicare for All Zohran, compliment his hair
November 21, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Get us Medicare for All Zohran, compliment his hair
Fuck Lockjaw Bovino
This past weekend, Border Patrol Commander Gregory Bovino posted a video that contained the North Carolina hip-hop anthem "Raise Up" in it.
Petey Pablo is pissed, y’all
Petey Pablo is pissed, y’all
Greenville native Petey Pablo says border patrol used his "Raise Up" anthem without permission
On Sunday, as ICE agents began their descent on Charlotte, Border Patrol Commander Gregory Bovino posted a video that contained Petey Pablo's anthem "Raise Up" without the artist's permission.
www.wunc.org
November 20, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Fuck Lockjaw Bovino
ICE/CBP is reportedly staging out of their Cary field office as they continue attempting to occupy our cities and terrorize our im/ migrant and Latine communities. We will show up at their office at 8am on Friday and TOGETHER tell them to LEAVE DURHAM, RALEIGH & NORTH CAROLINA" @activated_nc on IG
November 20, 2025 at 4:54 PM
ICE/CBP is reportedly staging out of their Cary field office as they continue attempting to occupy our cities and terrorize our im/ migrant and Latine communities. We will show up at their office at 8am on Friday and TOGETHER tell them to LEAVE DURHAM, RALEIGH & NORTH CAROLINA" @activated_nc on IG
November 20, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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After immense public pressure and fighting the bill for months, Trump has reversed course and signed the bill to compel the DOJ to release the Epstein files. The bill passed almost instantly and unanimously after it reached the floor in both chambers.
November 20, 2025 at 2:19 AM
After immense public pressure and fighting the bill for months, Trump has reversed course and signed the bill to compel the DOJ to release the Epstein files. The bill passed almost instantly and unanimously after it reached the floor in both chambers.
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"Bovino is basically leading a rebel cavalry, a la Confederate Gen. Nathan Bedford Forrest, who raided and terrorized communities in...the Civil War. That latter analogy holds up particularly well in one specific respect: Forrest became the first Grand Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan after the war."
Trump, Border Patrol Retreat in Failure from Chicago
Five important lessons of the first six months of Trump’s immigration raids — and why CBP’s Greg Bovino is the Nathan Bedford Forrest of the Trump era.
www.doomsdayscenario.co
November 18, 2025 at 11:06 PM
"Bovino is basically leading a rebel cavalry, a la Confederate Gen. Nathan Bedford Forrest, who raided and terrorized communities in...the Civil War. That latter analogy holds up particularly well in one specific respect: Forrest became the first Grand Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan after the war."
OMG! I just got off the plane in Asheville and RFK Jr. Was boarding and someone passed by him and said “quack”
November 16, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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Note active voice in thread when victim "upends" Gaetz career but passive voice in image when discussing her exploitation.
"Gaetz sexually exploited a homeless child and destroyed his career in the process" would assign a man and a republican agency. And we can't have that.
"Gaetz sexually exploited a homeless child and destroyed his career in the process" would assign a man and a republican agency. And we can't have that.
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Note active voice in thread when victim "upends" Gaetz career but passive voice in image when discussing her exploitation.
"Gaetz sexually exploited a homeless child and destroyed his career in the process" would assign a man and a republican agency. And we can't have that.
"Gaetz sexually exploited a homeless child and destroyed his career in the process" would assign a man and a republican agency. And we can't have that.
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Yes, they truly believe that you're stupid enough to swallow their tripe.
Hey genius - I literally just plugged those dates into the NYT search bar and got pages of Epstein stories. Maybe instead of being an arrogant dipshit, bother to check stuff before you repost it. And right back atcha.
Go fuck yourself, Elizabeth
November 13, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Yes, they truly believe that you're stupid enough to swallow their tripe.
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We’ve got the northern lights all the way down in Orange County, NC tonight!
November 12, 2025 at 2:28 AM
We’ve got the northern lights all the way down in Orange County, NC tonight!