Utopia Jon
@utopiacafejon.bsky.social
Deadhead. Phish Phan. Basically love all jam bands. Cancer fighter. Single dad and Grandfather. Denver Broncos fanatic.
I literally just walked out of the dispensary with 112 prerolls, 30 infused prerolls, and a huge chocolate bar. For $156. I fucking love Black Friday.
November 28, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I literally just walked out of the dispensary with 112 prerolls, 30 infused prerolls, and a huge chocolate bar. For $156. I fucking love Black Friday.
The evolution of the Thursday football turkey 🦃
November 28, 2025 at 8:02 AM
The evolution of the Thursday football turkey 🦃
Bianchi finally goes down. Took 25 years too long to do it but he’s gonna be behind bars for a long time. Scumbag.
November 15, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Bianchi finally goes down. Took 25 years too long to do it but he’s gonna be behind bars for a long time. Scumbag.
Well, winter is here. 🙄
November 10, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Well, winter is here. 🙄
I just ordered a Cajun turkey from Popeyes for Thanksgiving. 😎
November 8, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I just ordered a Cajun turkey from Popeyes for Thanksgiving. 😎
Can’t believe that despite everything we did to try and lose this game, we’re still gonna escape with another win. 🤷♂️ #BroncosCountry
November 7, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Can’t believe that despite everything we did to try and lose this game, we’re still gonna escape with another win. 🤷♂️ #BroncosCountry
Are they really gonna play like shit one of the few times I actually get to watch them??? WTF, Broncos???
November 7, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Are they really gonna play like shit one of the few times I actually get to watch them??? WTF, Broncos???
Better have another look at that point through replay because it looked like a touchback to me. Of course, I’m unbiased. #BroncosCountry
November 7, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Better have another look at that point through replay because it looked like a touchback to me. Of course, I’m unbiased. #BroncosCountry
Oh my god they came out so fucking good. 👍
It’s my weekend and I’m starting it off with fried pork chops and fresh mashed potatoes and Mac-n-cheese.
November 7, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Oh my god they came out so fucking good. 👍
It’s my weekend and I’m starting it off with fried pork chops and fresh mashed potatoes and Mac-n-cheese.
November 6, 2025 at 11:47 PM
It’s my weekend and I’m starting it off with fried pork chops and fresh mashed potatoes and Mac-n-cheese.
Sitting at work currently listening to 7/27/25. Again. I may need help.
November 6, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Sitting at work currently listening to 7/27/25. Again. I may need help.
Nearly 3 months have passed and I’m still stuck in a 7/27 loop. To me, one of the top 3 shows I’ve ever seen. I can’t listen to much else these days. 🤷♂️
October 20, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Nearly 3 months have passed and I’m still stuck in a 7/27 loop. To me, one of the top 3 shows I’ve ever seen. I can’t listen to much else these days. 🤷♂️
On an electric wheelchair. I go the extra mile. 🤩
I grilled. In the rain.
Yes, ladies, I’m single. I’m quite the catch.
Yes, ladies, I’m single. I’m quite the catch.
October 19, 2025 at 1:27 AM
On an electric wheelchair. I go the extra mile. 🤩
I grilled. In the rain.
Yes, ladies, I’m single. I’m quite the catch.
Yes, ladies, I’m single. I’m quite the catch.
October 19, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I grilled. In the rain.
Yes, ladies, I’m single. I’m quite the catch.
Yes, ladies, I’m single. I’m quite the catch.
I just realized that I have Halloween off work and actually have a few $. Anything good playing in Chicago on 10/31?
October 18, 2025 at 5:06 AM
I just realized that I have Halloween off work and actually have a few $. Anything good playing in Chicago on 10/31?
I just slept through another early morning appointment I made a long time ago, before I worked again. 🙄
October 15, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I just slept through another early morning appointment I made a long time ago, before I worked again. 🙄
I just drove behind a fucking car with a white power sticker right next to his license plate: H8ONME. I’ve never wanted to ram a car from behind more.
October 14, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I just drove behind a fucking car with a white power sticker right next to his license plate: H8ONME. I’ve never wanted to ram a car from behind more.
Someone here on BlueSky makes badass phone cases. Does anyone know who that is? I’m getting a new iPhone 17 and want a cool case for it.
October 7, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Someone here on BlueSky makes badass phone cases. Does anyone know who that is? I’m getting a new iPhone 17 and want a cool case for it.
I will say, Amazon is a pretty good company to work for. They were not only willing to hire a guy with no legs in a wheelchair, they’re going out of their way to accommodate making my job easier using it.
October 6, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I will say, Amazon is a pretty good company to work for. They were not only willing to hire a guy with no legs in a wheelchair, they’re going out of their way to accommodate making my job easier using it.
Howdy. What’s happening with all of you, my friends? This working thing is kickin’ my ass. Loving it, but it’s gonna take some getting used to. 😊
October 6, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Howdy. What’s happening with all of you, my friends? This working thing is kickin’ my ass. Loving it, but it’s gonna take some getting used to. 😊
I haven’t worked a 40 hour work week in 4 years. It felt good. My body feels like mush, but it felt good nonetheless.
October 2, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I haven’t worked a 40 hour work week in 4 years. It felt good. My body feels like mush, but it felt good nonetheless.
After day 2, I do not feel like burnt toast. After this week, I’ll be on top of those working hours!
September 30, 2025 at 9:45 AM
After day 2, I do not feel like burnt toast. After this week, I’ll be on top of those working hours!
I feel like burnt toast right now.
September 29, 2025 at 1:05 PM
I feel like burnt toast right now.
Work is not easy when you haven’t done it in 4 or 5 years. 🤷♂️
September 29, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Work is not easy when you haven’t done it in 4 or 5 years. 🤷♂️