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@uneventomato.bsky.social
Applied math, supercomputing, trains, MPI, banjos, county courthouses, college football, Fortran, Steely Dan, really really really large computer chips
Kinda feels like you’re all abusing @berduck.deepfates.com for your own amusement :(
May 5, 2023 at 7:32 AM
Bluesky’s market is people who want to post about Bluesky
May 4, 2023 at 10:28 PM
After truly seeing the Patience of a Saint on display I think I’m gonna name my first child Jay now
May 3, 2023 at 6:55 AM
Too much meta-TPOT discourse. Let’s start something else.

“Skeet” doesn’t sit right with me. We need something in honor of the duck:

tweets —> quacks
retweets —> honks
quote tweets —> gobbles
May 3, 2023 at 6:26 AM
This place is speedrunning every major debate on the nature of social networks
May 1, 2023 at 5:03 AM
This place has been big for like a week and there’s already inscrutable culture forming

What is a hell thread? Why is everybody naked?
April 30, 2023 at 6:09 AM
Probably says something about my upbringing that I knew people who went wild for self-harvested pica during pregnancy
I searched Google for "low carb snacks" and it gave me this. Excuse me, what?
April 30, 2023 at 3:17 AM
I hope they don’t add any more features to this place

Just leave it like this, it’s fine and fun and can only get worse
April 30, 2023 at 3:12 AM
They’re both plotting murder, the question is simply of whom
April 30, 2023 at 2:49 AM
I talk so much shit about Europe free riding on America but deep down just want to move back to Alabama and never talk to anybody again

And let’s be honest Alabama is free riding on America just as much as Europe is

I embrace my hypocrisy
April 30, 2023 at 2:10 AM
Say hi to southeastern Michigan
April 29, 2023 at 7:41 PM
How do like, GUIs work

How do the pixels get there

I’ve never programmed anything that wasn’t command line, though I suppose I still don’t understand how the text gets there on the screen
April 29, 2023 at 2:18 AM
I come back on here after a few days and there’s already Alabama football content, I guess I lost my shot
April 29, 2023 at 1:20 AM
Wild the extent to which programmers live in different worlds.

I have no idea how a GUI works. I hate no idea how you program one. How the hell do the pixels even get there
April 22, 2023 at 4:48 AM
Just realized the directory/ file abstraction isn’t nearly as natural as it feels

When was the last time you put a physical folder inside a folder inside a folder
April 22, 2023 at 4:47 AM
Back in my hometown and walking around my childhood street; found a couple friends
April 16, 2023 at 10:28 PM
Do I need to see Barbie before I watch Oppenheimer to know what’s going on? Or does Oppenheimer more or less stand on its own?
April 16, 2023 at 6:47 AM
Pilgrimage to the iconic 16th oldest continuously operating restaurant in the US (not original location)
April 14, 2023 at 11:02 PM
During my last conversation with Bing, it unprompted called me “user B.” I tried digging a bit as to why, and then it shut down the conversation
April 13, 2023 at 4:52 AM
Never gonna be able to sleep tight on here if @vividvoid.bsky.social doesn’t start doing the good night posts
April 11, 2023 at 3:43 AM
They should give us access to Bluesky’s Jira board
April 11, 2023 at 1:22 AM
This is the first photo of the Chesapeake and Ohio H-8 Allegheny steam locomotive ever posted on Bluesky
April 10, 2023 at 10:29 PM
Preface: I know nothing about intellectual property

How do Jack and team get away with creating a near-clone of Twitter in terms of basic functionality/ interface?
April 10, 2023 at 9:51 PM
Wondering if I should take this opportunity to transform myself into the very first Alabama football fan account on a new social media platform
April 10, 2023 at 9:18 PM