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Guy Trivago @convolutedname.bsky.social · 12h

No, NO

All of their decisions in the movie suck and are bad!!! They talk themselves into striking before a single ICBM of unknown origin even hits!!!

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TylerOnTheInternet @tylerontheinternet.bsky.social · 10h

Jared Harris commits Minecraft because he and his incompetent coworkers condemn a city to hellfire for NO REASON

TylerOnTheInternet @tylerontheinternet.bsky.social · 10h

Literally the call to evacuate the city goes out and everyone in evacuation duty spends it going "duh is this a drill? 🤷‍♂️" like incompetent buffoons. There is only one nuke and they use 2 interceptors on it and give up immediately instead of using everything to avoid MILLIONS DYING

Guy Trivago @convolutedname.bsky.social · 12h

No, NO

All of their decisions in the movie suck and are bad!!! They talk themselves into striking before a single ICBM of unknown origin even hits!!!

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TylerOnTheInternet @tylerontheinternet.bsky.social · 12h

Tbf it's easy to own the party and let in people you will subvert or remove later on.

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Roger Freedman @rogerfreedman.bsky.social · 16h

The first (1955) Danish edition of Ray Bradbury’s FAHRENHEIT 451. Later editions did not convert the title, so this is the only SI-compatible edition! 🎢

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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 13h

Marge Simpson, after several Long Island ice teas:
I'd like to visit that Long Island place. If only it were real.

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TylerOnTheInternet @tylerontheinternet.bsky.social · 13h

I think people need to ask "what da fuck is your deal, rabbis?"

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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 20h

You can't make this up.

Another host, Eugene Daniels, asked Mr. Cuomo what he meant by diversity being a “weakness.”

“Diversity can be a weakness if you have antipathy among groups, Jonathan,” Mr. Cuomo said, mistaking Mr. Daniels for his co-host Jonathan Capehart, both of whom are Black.

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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 15h

أنا اسمي زهران ممدان وعم رشّح حالي لأكون العمدة الجديد في مدينة نيويورك

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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 15h

He just like me fr fr

Mamdani patting a cat in a store and asking in Arabic “How are you chief?”

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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 19h

pairing images of violence with a person's denouncement of violence in order to associate them with violence is really quite remarkable

New York Post @nypost.com · 2d

Video shows Zohran Mamdani fervently shouting about defunding ‘Israeli settler violence’ just months before Oct. 7

Socialist mayoral frontrunner Zohran Mamdani fervently shouted about defunding "Israeli settler violence" at a Big Apple rally -- just months before Hamas carried out its deadly Oct. 7, 2023 terror attack, newly surfaced video shows.

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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 18h

Fallon Naval Test Site, NV (digital)

A Toyota Hiace parked on a dirt road at sunset in a vast desert. Snowcapped mountains sit in the far, far, far distance.

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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 18h

This is what it looks like from top of that tallest mountain peak in the distance (six months later).

A van sits on a lonely mountain peak about four thousand feet above the floor of the desert, at sunset.

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TylerOnTheInternet @tylerontheinternet.bsky.social · 17h

Check if a public library nearby has a candy drop donation going on.

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TylerOnTheInternet @tylerontheinternet.bsky.social · 21h

I love these baseless bullshit quips by right wingers both liberal and beyond; "progressive ideas have destroyed our cities"? Oh? On God? Which ideas? Which cities?

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TylerOnTheInternet @tylerontheinternet.bsky.social · 22h

Presidential material

TylerOnTheInternet @tylerontheinternet.bsky.social · 1d

The 'poor judgment and incomplete information' here is the lack of plot cohesion, lack of character development, and lack of conclusion. That doesn't mean we necessarily need a nuke-or-not situation, it just requires it to choose ambiguity DECISIVELY.

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TylerOnTheInternet @tylerontheinternet.bsky.social · 1d

Problem with that is that you are filling that in yourself. In the actual plot, parts 1, 2, and 3 run into each other with no solid conclusion. Plus, each character focused on don't really impact the plot at all- even President Elba! No one can make decisions, therefore nothing happens

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TylerOnTheInternet @tylerontheinternet.bsky.social · 1d

Judge Holden from Blood Meridian, Anton Chigurh, and Major Millennium from Hellsing Ultimate are all members of the Trump Administration and still, if he ran for a third term, he would probably win comfortably against anyone but a left winger. solid 40% base.

merritt @merrittk.com · 2d

every couple of days the official white house website says "we want to kill you. we want to destroy everything you love. we are the living incarnation of death and we shall sweep life from this earth like an unstoppable whirlwind" and its like oh. ok. do i still have to pay taxes

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The Onion @theonion.com · 1d

Conceptual Genius Goes As Self For Halloween https://theonion.com/conceptual-genius-goes-as-self-for-halloween-1819578390/

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Diziet Sma @gravitasproblem.bsky.social · 2d

So many who yearn for eternity cannot even fill an afternoon

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Gretchen Felker-Martin 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 2d

Immortality is a child's answer to death anxiety, not a real thing with which humanity will ever have to contend. No king's alchemist ever granted him eternal life, and it isn't going to start happening now just because of Computer.

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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 1d

posted a video on my patreon page. lil fun one just for backers 🎃

www.patreon.com/posts/readin...

reading my 'grokipedia' page | Shaun

Get more from Shaun on Patreon

www.patreon.com

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TylerOnTheInternet @tylerontheinternet.bsky.social · 1d

BROKE: grok, is this true?
WOKE: shaun, is this true?

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TylerOnTheInternet @tylerontheinternet.bsky.social · 1d

Bazinga

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