Tuxedokitty
@tuxedokitty.bsky.social
Friendly, greymuzzle (level 58) domestic cat from the Pacific Northwest USA. Might be NSFW. Minors DNI. Telegram: @Tuxedokitty
The ferry slowed down to let a couple of orcas pass. That was the first time I'd ever seen an orca in the wild.
November 12, 2025 at 12:06 AM
The ferry slowed down to let a couple of orcas pass. That was the first time I'd ever seen an orca in the wild.
A power of 10 to three decimal places. This gives me more satisfaction than it should.
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
A power of 10 to three decimal places. This gives me more satisfaction than it should.
Watching a live performance of "25 or 6 to 4." The guitar needs a cigarette after that solo!
November 5, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Watching a live performance of "25 or 6 to 4." The guitar needs a cigarette after that solo!
Wait...there's a Shari's still open??
November 2, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Wait...there's a Shari's still open??
Not a bad place to be at work today.
October 28, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Not a bad place to be at work today.
Watching Californians driving in rain is almost as amusing as watching Seattleites driving in snow. Almost.
October 27, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Watching Californians driving in rain is almost as amusing as watching Seattleites driving in snow. Almost.
Hmm...what to do in the Bay Area this weekend? I haven't thought that far ahead, lol.
October 24, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Hmm...what to do in the Bay Area this weekend? I haven't thought that far ahead, lol.
I think I finally figured out why heavy traffic in California feels different than in the PNW. It's more European: fast and dense, but orderly.
October 24, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I think I finally figured out why heavy traffic in California feels different than in the PNW. It's more European: fast and dense, but orderly.
Caltrain shows what Sounder could be if it ran frequently all day and were therefore useful.
October 23, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Caltrain shows what Sounder could be if it ran frequently all day and were therefore useful.
I found myself in San Francisco today. Decisions were made.
October 20, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I found myself in San Francisco today. Decisions were made.
Wait... gas costs less in San Francisco than it does in Seattle? How is that possible??
October 19, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Wait... gas costs less in San Francisco than it does in Seattle? How is that possible??
Obligatory tourist photo.
October 19, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Obligatory tourist photo.
"Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?" #badjokefriday
October 3, 2025 at 2:57 PM
"Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?" #badjokefriday
"Mommy, Mommy, what's an Oedipus complex?" "Shut up and kiss me." #badjokefriday
September 26, 2025 at 3:16 PM
"Mommy, Mommy, what's an Oedipus complex?" "Shut up and kiss me." #badjokefriday
I thought opening a door for a lady was good manners, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane. #badjokefriday
September 19, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I thought opening a door for a lady was good manners, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane. #badjokefriday
How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower? Squeaky clean. #badjokefriday
September 12, 2025 at 1:43 PM
How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower? Squeaky clean. #badjokefriday
See bulge. Post bulge.
September 12, 2025 at 2:26 AM
See bulge. Post bulge.
This is a first in 30 years in the consulting business: traveling to a job site by public transit.
September 10, 2025 at 7:37 PM
This is a first in 30 years in the consulting business: traveling to a job site by public transit.
What do you call a sad cup of coffee? Depresso. #badjokefriday
September 5, 2025 at 2:31 PM
What do you call a sad cup of coffee? Depresso. #badjokefriday
Where was King David’s temple located? Beside his ear. #badjokefriday
August 29, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Where was King David’s temple located? Beside his ear. #badjokefriday
I figured I'd do one of these. Not all the states I've lived in are shades of green.
August 28, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I figured I'd do one of these. Not all the states I've lived in are shades of green.
My girlfriend asked me if I smoke after sex. I said I haven’t looked. #badjokefriday
August 22, 2025 at 1:46 PM
My girlfriend asked me if I smoke after sex. I said I haven’t looked. #badjokefriday
What’s the difference between a Greyhound terminal and a lobster with boobs? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean. #badjokefriday
August 15, 2025 at 2:10 PM
What’s the difference between a Greyhound terminal and a lobster with boobs? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean. #badjokefriday
Oh yeah? Same to you, buddy!
August 15, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Oh yeah? Same to you, buddy!
My grandfather lost his tongue during the war. He never talks about it. #badjokefriday
August 8, 2025 at 1:36 PM
My grandfather lost his tongue during the war. He never talks about it. #badjokefriday