Cold Stone Steve Austin
@turbosexaphonic.bsky.social
It's over, leaf. I have depicted you as the sapjack and myself as the chad.
September 28, 2025 at 2:47 AM
It's over, leaf. I have depicted you as the sapjack and myself as the chad.
NIN show tonight
September 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
NIN show tonight
Expedition 33 is the prettiest Xbox 360 game I've ever played.
July 7, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Expedition 33 is the prettiest Xbox 360 game I've ever played.
Went hat shopping
June 22, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Went hat shopping
Salesman was walking up my driveway, starting his pitch and I just stared at him like this while hitting the garage door button
a group of people sitting on a couch with adultswim.co.uk written on the bottom right
ALT: a group of people sitting on a couch with adultswim.co.uk written on the bottom right
media.tenor.com
June 12, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Salesman was walking up my driveway, starting his pitch and I just stared at him like this while hitting the garage door button
Oh it's raining so hard on the highway that visibility is impacted? Ope, lemme just turn on my hazards so it's impossible to know if I'm changing lanes or not.
June 10, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Oh it's raining so hard on the highway that visibility is impacted? Ope, lemme just turn on my hazards so it's impossible to know if I'm changing lanes or not.
Colonial uropoors were so impressed with clean drinking water they thought it had to be supernatural.
June 10, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Colonial uropoors were so impressed with clean drinking water they thought it had to be supernatural.
we out here
June 7, 2025 at 11:45 PM
we out here
🎵I make my way back home to you, head north on San Marco avenue🎵
June 7, 2025 at 12:16 AM
🎵I make my way back home to you, head north on San Marco avenue🎵
Get me to God's country
June 6, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Get me to God's country
Pulling up for the Ms. Rachel 38 minute potty training special.
May 31, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Pulling up for the Ms. Rachel 38 minute potty training special.
Half Life 2 is finally playable
May 28, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Half Life 2 is finally playable
Watched most of this video before realizing this guy was Late 2000s YouTube Sensation™️ "Fred"
May 28, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Watched most of this video before realizing this guy was Late 2000s YouTube Sensation™️ "Fred"
Just pissed here
May 26, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Just pissed here
Finished my first playthrough of Chrono Trigger and my toddler immediately called me "dad" for the first time right after, it's been a good day.
May 25, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Finished my first playthrough of Chrono Trigger and my toddler immediately called me "dad" for the first time right after, it's been a good day.
I LOVE COMMUTING!!!!
May 13, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I LOVE COMMUTING!!!!
"waaa please be considerate of me choosing an unnecessarily more dangerous mode of transportation waaaaa I HAVE TO rapidly accelerate on residential street in your subdivision waaaaa"
May 9, 2025 at 2:27 PM
"waaa please be considerate of me choosing an unnecessarily more dangerous mode of transportation waaaaa I HAVE TO rapidly accelerate on residential street in your subdivision waaaaa"
My 2 y/o: "ohhbwah!"
Me:
Me:
May 5, 2025 at 8:50 PM
My 2 y/o: "ohhbwah!"
Me:
Me:
Reposted by Cold Stone Steve Austin
April 3, 2025 at 2:04 PM
baby isn't even 2 and has already figured out how to open child-proofed drawers it's over
April 8, 2025 at 10:49 PM
baby isn't even 2 and has already figured out how to open child-proofed drawers it's over
Mouthwashing was great, glad I ignored it until the kids who engage with media like it's homework moved on.
April 1, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Mouthwashing was great, glad I ignored it until the kids who engage with media like it's homework moved on.
Wife made a carbonara. Coworkers are going to call HR over how hard they're getting lunchmogged tomorrow
February 19, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Wife made a carbonara. Coworkers are going to call HR over how hard they're getting lunchmogged tomorrow
Got my endgame crt for $50 lfggg
February 17, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Got my endgame crt for $50 lfggg
