Hokuto no Kencel
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I’m a teacher in NYC and I lift weights and I play WH40k. I NEVER have sex. I REFUSE to
“MI, PA, and WI almost always vote the same way” doesn’t mean that if Shapiro gets more votes in PA he’s going to get more votes in the other states you fucking moron
If Kamala Harris had picked Josh Shapiro as a running mate, she’d likely be President now.
Pennsylvania, Michigan and Wisconsin almost always vote the same way in any given election. And she only barely lost these three states.
Pennsylvania, Michigan and Wisconsin almost always vote the same way in any given election. And she only barely lost these three states.
December 8, 2025 at 3:23 PM
“MI, PA, and WI almost always vote the same way” doesn’t mean that if Shapiro gets more votes in PA he’s going to get more votes in the other states you fucking moron
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Annoying fuckin dorks have gotten control of a country before, it was called “Nazi Germany” and it too sucked ass
December 7, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Annoying fuckin dorks have gotten control of a country before, it was called “Nazi Germany” and it too sucked ass
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reject braindead Dakota Johnson capitalism. embrace cunning Kristen Stewart anti-capitalism.
December 7, 2025 at 10:55 PM
reject braindead Dakota Johnson capitalism. embrace cunning Kristen Stewart anti-capitalism.
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Weird Al debuts his new parody of APT. by ROSÉ and Bruno Mars that features extensive instructions on how to 3D print a gun and then just lists the Forbes 400 richest people.
December 7, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Weird Al debuts his new parody of APT. by ROSÉ and Bruno Mars that features extensive instructions on how to 3D print a gun and then just lists the Forbes 400 richest people.
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A fun fact is that Matt Yglesias mentioned Sudan for the first time ever on Twitter....the week after Oct 7th 2023.
December 6, 2025 at 7:55 PM
A fun fact is that Matt Yglesias mentioned Sudan for the first time ever on Twitter....the week after Oct 7th 2023.
not round enough…father I crave sphericality…
December 6, 2025 at 7:55 PM
not round enough…father I crave sphericality…
“you closed the door to the office bathroom because it smelled like shit in there” yes that is correct 👍
December 6, 2025 at 7:02 PM
“you closed the door to the office bathroom because it smelled like shit in there” yes that is correct 👍
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The conservatives, or the grotesque billionaire class, at least recognise that what they're doing is entrenching their own power so they can rule the remains of society. Liberals appear to genuinely believe this stuff is sustainable and are confused about why it's stopped working.
December 6, 2025 at 10:28 AM
The conservatives, or the grotesque billionaire class, at least recognise that what they're doing is entrenching their own power so they can rule the remains of society. Liberals appear to genuinely believe this stuff is sustainable and are confused about why it's stopped working.
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has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
why the fuck would I care about hotels instead of the thousands of graves they’re going to be built on. look at yourself
December 5, 2025 at 4:22 PM
why the fuck would I care about hotels instead of the thousands of graves they’re going to be built on. look at yourself
do these freaks think every Somalian in the state voted for Trump
December 5, 2025 at 3:25 PM
do these freaks think every Somalian in the state voted for Trump
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if THIS FLAG OFFENDS YOU
I'LL HELP YOU PACK
I'LL HELP YOU PACK
December 5, 2025 at 2:30 PM
if THIS FLAG OFFENDS YOU
I'LL HELP YOU PACK
I'LL HELP YOU PACK
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I don't really like the rationalists but there's this one concept they have that's pretty useful: your ideology comes through in what excesses you tolerate
December 4, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I don't really like the rationalists but there's this one concept they have that's pretty useful: your ideology comes through in what excesses you tolerate
just type “oohhh I’m mad!!“ bitch this is taking forever
December 4, 2025 at 2:15 PM
just type “oohhh I’m mad!!“ bitch this is taking forever
but MY eugenics movement will be different!
December 4, 2025 at 2:12 PM
but MY eugenics movement will be different!
Aside from portraying Israel’s genocide as just a natural reaction with the real fault laid on Palestinians, no one labels Hamas as “colonizers” because that’s stupid. “my point was—“ no it wasn’t. that was not your point. your point was that you’re mad about Israel being labeled a colonial project
The term applies to the IDF under BiBi *and* to Hamas, was my point. Palestinians have agency, as does the Arab and Muslim world writ large. From my perspective, 10/7 was a suicide bomb strapped to Gaza. They were banking on above-ground Palestinians taking it in the teeth yet again.
December 4, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Aside from portraying Israel’s genocide as just a natural reaction with the real fault laid on Palestinians, no one labels Hamas as “colonizers” because that’s stupid. “my point was—“ no it wasn’t. that was not your point. your point was that you’re mad about Israel being labeled a colonial project
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This is what frustrates me so much about these articles: Propagating the narrative that large numbers of kids are faking disabilities is just going to result in a world where disabled people are *even more* scrutinized when they ask for accommodations!
My kids go to a "rich" public school. My daughter is 7 and cannot read; she is a sweet, caring, intelligent child, but if you spend a moment with her it is clear that she has ADHD an order of magnitude more serious than what you think of when you hear "ADHD." Anybody questioning her IEP can fuck off
"Rich kids are gaming disability accommodations to gain an unfair advantage" is actually very different from "America has an extra-time-on-tests problem" — and the author hasn't proved that either! Rich kids might just be more likely to be diagnosed.
December 2, 2025 at 8:29 PM
This is what frustrates me so much about these articles: Propagating the narrative that large numbers of kids are faking disabilities is just going to result in a world where disabled people are *even more* scrutinized when they ask for accommodations!
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if someone online takes pains to tell people they are a "classical Liberal" they are signaling that they are annoying at best and schizophrenic at worst
December 3, 2025 at 4:37 PM
if someone online takes pains to tell people they are a "classical Liberal" they are signaling that they are annoying at best and schizophrenic at worst
Hmm. probably shouldn’t
December 3, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Hmm. probably shouldn’t
lmao holy shit look at this fucking loser’s profile pic
December 2, 2025 at 8:40 PM
lmao holy shit look at this fucking loser’s profile pic
My favorite version of this would happen when foreigners in Japan would talk about the subway groping phenomenon. 50% of the time a guy would say “actually I’ve been groped on the subway by women” and expect people to believe him. my man. no you weren’t. and absolutely nobody believes that you were
I like when you make a unfavorable and general statement about men's toxic behavior and there is always one guy who is like, "Yeah, well, women do this too." Brother, we aren't talking about women
December 2, 2025 at 2:48 PM
My favorite version of this would happen when foreigners in Japan would talk about the subway groping phenomenon. 50% of the time a guy would say “actually I’ve been groped on the subway by women” and expect people to believe him. my man. no you weren’t. and absolutely nobody believes that you were
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They were 8 and 11 years old
December 2, 2025 at 6:50 AM
They were 8 and 11 years old
every single person defending Buttigieg here is the most maladjusted weirdo white schmuck. not doing Pete any favors, guys
I love how America keeps pretending that Pete Buttigieg could be president. Such a mean girl power move, America. Get that little weasels hopes up!
December 1, 2025 at 4:13 AM
every single person defending Buttigieg here is the most maladjusted weirdo white schmuck. not doing Pete any favors, guys