Tsotate
@tsotate.bsky.social
Hovering, disembodied microphone.
They/Them or He/Him
They/Them or He/Him
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“I was just following otters.”
November 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
“I was just following otters.”
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1 like equals one clove of garlic going into my dish
November 27, 2025 at 7:46 PM
1 like equals one clove of garlic going into my dish
The sixth picture in my phone gallery is my (no longer correct) glasses prescription, so this is actually plausible.
You just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
November 27, 2025 at 2:02 PM
The sixth picture in my phone gallery is my (no longer correct) glasses prescription, so this is actually plausible.
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Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.
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Zohran Mamdani doesn’t make me, an American Jew, feel unsafe.
Having the Coast Guard, which falls under the Department of Homeland Security, decide that a swastika isn’t really a symbol of hate? That makes me, an American Jew, feel pretty damn unsafe.
Having the Coast Guard, which falls under the Department of Homeland Security, decide that a swastika isn’t really a symbol of hate? That makes me, an American Jew, feel pretty damn unsafe.
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Zohran Mamdani doesn’t make me, an American Jew, feel unsafe.
Having the Coast Guard, which falls under the Department of Homeland Security, decide that a swastika isn’t really a symbol of hate? That makes me, an American Jew, feel pretty damn unsafe.
Having the Coast Guard, which falls under the Department of Homeland Security, decide that a swastika isn’t really a symbol of hate? That makes me, an American Jew, feel pretty damn unsafe.
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One problem that healthy people have is they don't have any frame of reference for what 'pain that never leaves you' feels like both on a day to day level nor over the long time horizon you'll be chronically sick, which is a problem, because doctors are healthy people overwhelmingly
November 20, 2025 at 12:48 PM
One problem that healthy people have is they don't have any frame of reference for what 'pain that never leaves you' feels like both on a day to day level nor over the long time horizon you'll be chronically sick, which is a problem, because doctors are healthy people overwhelmingly
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Also I didn’t need to have a good attitude about it at all, you can just be furious and crabby and work your ass off and still accomplish things
November 18, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Also I didn’t need to have a good attitude about it at all, you can just be furious and crabby and work your ass off and still accomplish things
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November 14, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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Your annual reminder that the measure of inequality called the Gini coefficient now has America rated higher (we are .49) in inequality than Ancient Rome (they are .42-.44). Inequality doesn’t progressively get better. We have to actively work against rising plutocracy.
The median age of all U.S. homebuyers is now 59 years old.
Just 15 years ago, it was 39 years old.
Just 15 years ago, it was 39 years old.
November 13, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Your annual reminder that the measure of inequality called the Gini coefficient now has America rated higher (we are .49) in inequality than Ancient Rome (they are .42-.44). Inequality doesn’t progressively get better. We have to actively work against rising plutocracy.
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Printers and computers treat each other like they broke up the night before and you’re they’re mutual friend
November 14, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Printers and computers treat each other like they broke up the night before and you’re they’re mutual friend
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and now for your umpteenth reminder that the best way to fight human trafficking is to support measures that ease poverty and promote affordable housing, not to go hunting for hidden coded messages on the internet
November 13, 2025 at 3:10 AM
and now for your umpteenth reminder that the best way to fight human trafficking is to support measures that ease poverty and promote affordable housing, not to go hunting for hidden coded messages on the internet
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there's a sense that conservatives want me to worry about which liberal elites might catch Epstein strays when in fact I am so married to this outcome that me and this outcome have a home in the suburbs and are expecting twins
All the Epstein emails are powerful elites saying shit like “Hello my friend the pedophile, i need your advice as a pedophile, what do you think about this other pedophile? Pedophilic Regards, your Friend ;)” and instead of swinging from a gibbet most of them are still writing op-eds against leftism
November 12, 2025 at 10:12 PM
there's a sense that conservatives want me to worry about which liberal elites might catch Epstein strays when in fact I am so married to this outcome that me and this outcome have a home in the suburbs and are expecting twins
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Yes, "pregnant people" is inclusive language that describes pregnant cis women AS WELL AS trans men and nonbinary people, a lot of whom can get pregnant. But it also describes, like, 12-year-old girls who get pregnant. Do centrist pig-dogs think THEY are "women" too? Coz...bit of a red flag, that.
November 11, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Yes, "pregnant people" is inclusive language that describes pregnant cis women AS WELL AS trans men and nonbinary people, a lot of whom can get pregnant. But it also describes, like, 12-year-old girls who get pregnant. Do centrist pig-dogs think THEY are "women" too? Coz...bit of a red flag, that.
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So it turns out... the US air travel system was incredibly, deeply dependent on federal funding to just run day-to-day all this time, to the benefit of private airline shareholders, when everyone thinks that state-run trains are leeching off the government. Weird!
November 9, 2025 at 12:10 AM
So it turns out... the US air travel system was incredibly, deeply dependent on federal funding to just run day-to-day all this time, to the benefit of private airline shareholders, when everyone thinks that state-run trains are leeching off the government. Weird!
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I made a “how do you do, fellow kids?” joke to someone in their mid 20s who, it turns out, was too young to have heard of that meme.
So “how do you do, fellow kids?” is now an example of “how do you do, fellow kids?”
So “how do you do, fellow kids?” is now an example of “how do you do, fellow kids?”
November 7, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I made a “how do you do, fellow kids?” joke to someone in their mid 20s who, it turns out, was too young to have heard of that meme.
So “how do you do, fellow kids?” is now an example of “how do you do, fellow kids?”
So “how do you do, fellow kids?” is now an example of “how do you do, fellow kids?”
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Elon Musk is not set to become the world's first trillionaire because this pay package has a bunch of preconditions he will never meet. The 600,000 people he killed are dead for real, though.
The world’s first trillionaire initiated a move that has left more than half a million people dead, most of whom are children.
November 7, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Elon Musk is not set to become the world's first trillionaire because this pay package has a bunch of preconditions he will never meet. The 600,000 people he killed are dead for real, though.
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sometimes i hit a losing streak on my little puzzle games, usually bc of fatigue or brainfog
i know the app developers are rubbing their greedy little hands thinking “THIS time she’ll buy coins to keep playing”
but i never do
i may lose at the game but i will never lose to them
i know the app developers are rubbing their greedy little hands thinking “THIS time she’ll buy coins to keep playing”
but i never do
i may lose at the game but i will never lose to them
November 7, 2025 at 5:04 AM
sometimes i hit a losing streak on my little puzzle games, usually bc of fatigue or brainfog
i know the app developers are rubbing their greedy little hands thinking “THIS time she’ll buy coins to keep playing”
but i never do
i may lose at the game but i will never lose to them
i know the app developers are rubbing their greedy little hands thinking “THIS time she’ll buy coins to keep playing”
but i never do
i may lose at the game but i will never lose to them
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THIS IS SO GOOD
November 6, 2025 at 4:42 AM
THIS IS SO GOOD
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Really love that the sandwich guy was on video whipping a sandwich at a CBP officer and right away was like "damn right I did that shit, I hit that pig with a sandwich" and the Justice Department tried to bigfoot the case and couldn't even get him on a misdemeanor because fuck you
November 7, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Really love that the sandwich guy was on video whipping a sandwich at a CBP officer and right away was like "damn right I did that shit, I hit that pig with a sandwich" and the Justice Department tried to bigfoot the case and couldn't even get him on a misdemeanor because fuck you
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So their strategy is to hold a gun to the head of the American people until we blame the democrats for allowing republicans to hold a gun to our heads?
November 6, 2025 at 4:09 PM
So their strategy is to hold a gun to the head of the American people until we blame the democrats for allowing republicans to hold a gun to our heads?
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I love that Mamdani is what the right claimed Obama was: A Muslim socialist born in Africa. The right practically manifested Mamdani into existence.
November 5, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I love that Mamdani is what the right claimed Obama was: A Muslim socialist born in Africa. The right practically manifested Mamdani into existence.
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I am taking particular pleasure in the complete collapse of trans-as-unbeatable-wedge-issue narrative this morning. It might be an 80-20 issue in voters minds, but it has to be on voters minds to matter. The results in VA demonstrate that it is very much not on voters minds.
November 5, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I am taking particular pleasure in the complete collapse of trans-as-unbeatable-wedge-issue narrative this morning. It might be an 80-20 issue in voters minds, but it has to be on voters minds to matter. The results in VA demonstrate that it is very much not on voters minds.
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Post a bird announcing that Dick Cheney is dead. 🪶
November 4, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Post a bird announcing that Dick Cheney is dead. 🪶
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This right here, this exact sentence, is THE problem in American political journalism.
The IRA *was* cheap energy and good jobs! That was the whole bill! Democrats did precisely what political pundits are telling them to do and the pundits just ignore it.
The IRA *was* cheap energy and good jobs! That was the whole bill! Democrats did precisely what political pundits are telling them to do and the pundits just ignore it.
November 1, 2025 at 12:13 PM
This right here, this exact sentence, is THE problem in American political journalism.
The IRA *was* cheap energy and good jobs! That was the whole bill! Democrats did precisely what political pundits are telling them to do and the pundits just ignore it.
The IRA *was* cheap energy and good jobs! That was the whole bill! Democrats did precisely what political pundits are telling them to do and the pundits just ignore it.