Ernst
@trashtulpa.bsky.social
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Ernst
@trashtulpa.bsky.social
· Dec 25
Crayons just don't taste as good as they used to. :/
I was going to play a game, but I'm going to try and take a little nap first. That way I can play the game for LONGER.
December 9, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I was going to play a game, but I'm going to try and take a little nap first. That way I can play the game for LONGER.
I still think it's kind of wild that the Winged Lion in DunMeshi was that hot.
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I still think it's kind of wild that the Winged Lion in DunMeshi was that hot.
TikTok keeps showing me Lives from people doing psychic readings and medium work. Should I take that as a sign? Is the universe trying to tell me that I should scam people as an online psychic?
December 9, 2025 at 12:54 AM
TikTok keeps showing me Lives from people doing psychic readings and medium work. Should I take that as a sign? Is the universe trying to tell me that I should scam people as an online psychic?
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ME: Yeah it was kind of fucked, the locking systems for the chair broke and so when the rollercoaster braked he was like, fully flung out at like 70 into an opposing wall.
SPECIFIC TYPE OF GAINER FETISH FRIEND: (heard “chair broke” and got so horny he momentarily blacked out) god i wish that was me
SPECIFIC TYPE OF GAINER FETISH FRIEND: (heard “chair broke” and got so horny he momentarily blacked out) god i wish that was me
April 18, 2024 at 6:39 PM
ME: Yeah it was kind of fucked, the locking systems for the chair broke and so when the rollercoaster braked he was like, fully flung out at like 70 into an opposing wall.
SPECIFIC TYPE OF GAINER FETISH FRIEND: (heard “chair broke” and got so horny he momentarily blacked out) god i wish that was me
SPECIFIC TYPE OF GAINER FETISH FRIEND: (heard “chair broke” and got so horny he momentarily blacked out) god i wish that was me
lmao I wrongfully said 2002 in that post when I meant 2022. Though from what I've heard Morbius felt like a very 2002 movie.
December 8, 2025 at 11:59 PM
lmao I wrongfully said 2002 in that post when I meant 2022. Though from what I've heard Morbius felt like a very 2002 movie.
Me to Major Kira Nerys: You've had an orb experience, but wait until you've had a MORB experience!
*I begin the holosuite's theater program and choose the 2022 Sony Pictures classic Morbius*
*I begin the holosuite's theater program and choose the 2022 Sony Pictures classic Morbius*
December 8, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Me to Major Kira Nerys: You've had an orb experience, but wait until you've had a MORB experience!
*I begin the holosuite's theater program and choose the 2022 Sony Pictures classic Morbius*
*I begin the holosuite's theater program and choose the 2022 Sony Pictures classic Morbius*
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SUBMARINER’S BAR
DRINK
TALK
>RUMOURS<
CRY
EXIT
“Rumour has it, they’re building a really big submarine.”
DRINK
TALK
>RUMOURS<
CRY
EXIT
“Rumour has it, they’re building a really big submarine.”
December 8, 2025 at 11:12 PM
SUBMARINER’S BAR
DRINK
TALK
>RUMOURS<
CRY
EXIT
“Rumour has it, they’re building a really big submarine.”
DRINK
TALK
>RUMOURS<
CRY
EXIT
“Rumour has it, they’re building a really big submarine.”
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puppy in a flower garden (commission)
December 8, 2025 at 2:49 PM
puppy in a flower garden (commission)
Thinking about Fringe compared to X-Files. I bet Mulder would have loved Walter's stories.
December 8, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Thinking about Fringe compared to X-Files. I bet Mulder would have loved Walter's stories.
Mulder will go into shit water for the truth, but good luck getting him to take you to that nice restaurant you've wanted to try. In the search for the truth, obviously. Not for that chocolate cake you've heard about.
December 8, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Mulder will go into shit water for the truth, but good luck getting him to take you to that nice restaurant you've wanted to try. In the search for the truth, obviously. Not for that chocolate cake you've heard about.
I'm going to try and look respectfully when I watch this episode.
"Duane Barry" (1994.10.14)
S02|E05|2X05
Director: Chris Carter
Writer: Chris Carter
Director of Photography: John S. Bartley
Art Director: Graeme Murray
#XFiles #TheXFiles
S02|E05|2X05
Director: Chris Carter
Writer: Chris Carter
Director of Photography: John S. Bartley
Art Director: Graeme Murray
#XFiles #TheXFiles
December 8, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I'm going to try and look respectfully when I watch this episode.
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"Our Town" (1995.05.12)
S02|E24|2X24
Director: Rob Bowman
Writer: Frank Spotnitz
Director of Photography: John S. Bartley
Art Director: Graeme Murray
#XFiles #TheXFiles
S02|E24|2X24
Director: Rob Bowman
Writer: Frank Spotnitz
Director of Photography: John S. Bartley
Art Director: Graeme Murray
#XFiles #TheXFiles
November 21, 2025 at 6:44 PM
"Our Town" (1995.05.12)
S02|E24|2X24
Director: Rob Bowman
Writer: Frank Spotnitz
Director of Photography: John S. Bartley
Art Director: Graeme Murray
#XFiles #TheXFiles
S02|E24|2X24
Director: Rob Bowman
Writer: Frank Spotnitz
Director of Photography: John S. Bartley
Art Director: Graeme Murray
#XFiles #TheXFiles
Fun Fact: Fox Mulder doesn't put his sunflower seed hulls in the trash. Just tosses them wherever.
December 8, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Fun Fact: Fox Mulder doesn't put his sunflower seed hulls in the trash. Just tosses them wherever.
The Host, which introduces Fluke Man, is such a gross one for me. I'm not a fan of parasites.
December 8, 2025 at 2:35 AM
The Host, which introduces Fluke Man, is such a gross one for me. I'm not a fan of parasites.
God. What if I tried to ask Gillian Anderson on instagram or tiktok?
If anyone out there has any insight into why we rarely see her driving I would love to hear it.
December 8, 2025 at 2:32 AM
God. What if I tried to ask Gillian Anderson on instagram or tiktok?
I remember a couple of rewatches ago I realized that Scully is almost never shown driving. I was too busy posting to make note of if she gets shown driving in Erlenmeyer Flask. They would have to, right? Mulder is too busy being in distress to drive.
December 8, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I remember a couple of rewatches ago I realized that Scully is almost never shown driving. I was too busy posting to make note of if she gets shown driving in Erlenmeyer Flask. They would have to, right? Mulder is too busy being in distress to drive.
Oh. So. To the episode. Mulder goes "missing" to Puerto Rico. While there he makes a friend who is absolutely terrified. Just top notch trauma'd. The new friend runs outside and Mulder finds him dead and frozen in fear.
December 8, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Oh. So. To the episode. Mulder goes "missing" to Puerto Rico. While there he makes a friend who is absolutely terrified. Just top notch trauma'd. The new friend runs outside and Mulder finds him dead and frozen in fear.
Wait a minute... is Grindr aliens?
December 8, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Wait a minute... is Grindr aliens?
He says he's willing to travel, but his Grindr pic looks like this.
December 8, 2025 at 2:14 AM
He says he's willing to travel, but his Grindr pic looks like this.
It might sound crazy what I'm 'bout to say.
But this girl was munchin' on some hay.
But this girl was munchin' on some hay.
December 8, 2025 at 2:06 AM
It might sound crazy what I'm 'bout to say.
But this girl was munchin' on some hay.
But this girl was munchin' on some hay.
This is what I say every time I go to the kitchen from my room.
We made it... Thank goodness.
December 8, 2025 at 2:04 AM
This is what I say every time I go to the kitchen from my room.
Even though you don't know much about Skinner you at least know he has disdain for the Smoking Man. Which is reason enough to like him.
December 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Even though you don't know much about Skinner you at least know he has disdain for the Smoking Man. Which is reason enough to like him.
That statue that everyone keeps talking about is clearly for a Sims 4 expansion pack.
December 8, 2025 at 1:37 AM
That statue that everyone keeps talking about is clearly for a Sims 4 expansion pack.
I'll get back to actually watching the season 2 premiere soon. I just need to get up and turn the heat down.
December 8, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I'll get back to actually watching the season 2 premiere soon. I just need to get up and turn the heat down.