In other news @ rain or shine why don’t yall ever have sauce in there. You have a cranberry cheesecake flavour with negligible cranberry when the sauce aspect is right there? Your salted caramel doesn’t have ribbons of the namesake? I’ll kill you
December 6, 2025 at 7:08 AM
In other news @ rain or shine why don’t yall ever have sauce in there. You have a cranberry cheesecake flavour with negligible cranberry when the sauce aspect is right there? Your salted caramel doesn’t have ribbons of the namesake? I’ll kill you
I actually can’t think about anything in this scenario because I’ll burst into hysterical laughter and never stop
December 6, 2025 at 6:55 AM
I actually can’t think about anything in this scenario because I’ll burst into hysterical laughter and never stop
In other news I told him I need a longer desk so we can game together and he’s sent me three Facebook marketplace links so far why are they both obsessed with fixing my problems lmaoooooo
December 6, 2025 at 6:51 AM
In other news I told him I need a longer desk so we can game together and he’s sent me three Facebook marketplace links so far why are they both obsessed with fixing my problems lmaoooooo
Told my partner’s wife I needed to get laid but was having trouble making plans (in a like, I miss living with a partner sometimes way), forgetting entirely that she’s a Planner™️ and she joked about sending her husband to me for that purpose then One second later I got this text from him
December 6, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Told my partner’s wife I needed to get laid but was having trouble making plans (in a like, I miss living with a partner sometimes way), forgetting entirely that she’s a Planner™️ and she joked about sending her husband to me for that purpose then One second later I got this text from him
“What other coot can we shart” was just said to me because i asked what else we could charcute
December 5, 2025 at 1:19 AM
“What other coot can we shart” was just said to me because i asked what else we could charcute
Also annoying: Google search normal things to bring to a potluck
December 2, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Also annoying: Google search normal things to bring to a potluck
I sometimes think i talk too much about neurodivergence but it is just sooooo… something to have a reason to explain why i got into my house last night with wet bellbottoms on and became such a freak about it i almost screamed in the two minutes until i could deal with it (overstimulated as FUCK)
December 2, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I sometimes think i talk too much about neurodivergence but it is just sooooo… something to have a reason to explain why i got into my house last night with wet bellbottoms on and became such a freak about it i almost screamed in the two minutes until i could deal with it (overstimulated as FUCK)
Having thoughts too gay to share with the person they’re about again !
December 1, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Having thoughts too gay to share with the person they’re about again !
I got so many bites on my torso/neck rn that wearing a bra is like, painful? So obviously I wore the one that’s tightest and most likely to cause pain today teehee
November 21, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I got so many bites on my torso/neck rn that wearing a bra is like, painful? So obviously I wore the one that’s tightest and most likely to cause pain today teehee
Reposted by Trash bitch forever
Told @justdustyrhodes.com and another friend that my two partners want to shoot me with a BB gun and not only were both of them like “…can I come” but also both independently made jokes about me being put to death by a BB gun firing squad. Send help everyone wants me dead
November 21, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Told @justdustyrhodes.com and another friend that my two partners want to shoot me with a BB gun and not only were both of them like “…can I come” but also both independently made jokes about me being put to death by a BB gun firing squad. Send help everyone wants me dead
Beyond fixing a bunch of shit I just asked for advice on fixing, mf stays at my house enough to have the app for all my lights & since I’ve talked about how hard of a time I have getting up, he set up my 2 bedroom lights to turn on automatically at different times & days matching my wfh schedule 😭
November 19, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Beyond fixing a bunch of shit I just asked for advice on fixing, mf stays at my house enough to have the app for all my lights & since I’ve talked about how hard of a time I have getting up, he set up my 2 bedroom lights to turn on automatically at different times & days matching my wfh schedule 😭
S looked at me today while I was working and was like “imagine if you had a job you actually liked” because, wait for it, I excitedly explained the psuedomembrane that is sometimes present in diphtheria LOL
November 19, 2025 at 6:34 AM
S looked at me today while I was working and was like “imagine if you had a job you actually liked” because, wait for it, I excitedly explained the psuedomembrane that is sometimes present in diphtheria LOL
So one of the whackest things about me is that in one of my relationships the moment I knew I was like, caring about this person for Real was in the moment that they turned to me and unprompted said “she strogan me off til I beef” and I almost fell off his bike laughing, right?
November 10, 2025 at 3:42 AM
So one of the whackest things about me is that in one of my relationships the moment I knew I was like, caring about this person for Real was in the moment that they turned to me and unprompted said “she strogan me off til I beef” and I almost fell off his bike laughing, right?
Who up sending they boyfriend instagram reels about really big bolts
November 8, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Who up sending they boyfriend instagram reels about really big bolts
Did you guys know cocking a shotgun after shooting an extra explosive round feels good as fuck just wondering
November 7, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Did you guys know cocking a shotgun after shooting an extra explosive round feels good as fuck just wondering
Got home and this has been the trajectory: eat a grilled cheese, play videogames, get unbelievably stoned, jack off a bunch and then get into bed and put my heating pad on my neck. Like this is It
October 31, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Got home and this has been the trajectory: eat a grilled cheese, play videogames, get unbelievably stoned, jack off a bunch and then get into bed and put my heating pad on my neck. Like this is It
Got an unexpected ? Compliment I guess from S and like full body blushed earlier because it caught me so off guard ? Can’t even tell you the last time that’s happened lol
October 25, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Got an unexpected ? Compliment I guess from S and like full body blushed earlier because it caught me so off guard ? Can’t even tell you the last time that’s happened lol
Fried sage on my wretched nighttime tuna wrap idk im out here
October 11, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Fried sage on my wretched nighttime tuna wrap idk im out here
Strongly could not focus on work this morning because i was locked in on thinking about eating ass. Huh?????
October 6, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Strongly could not focus on work this morning because i was locked in on thinking about eating ass. Huh?????
Tell me why the second skin I had on from getting tattooed on Saturday is only starting to bother me at 1am when I’m trying to sleep
October 1, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Tell me why the second skin I had on from getting tattooed on Saturday is only starting to bother me at 1am when I’m trying to sleep
I do not know what the fuck it is lately but I’m so angsty and depressed I’m getting the urge to reopen a priv tumblr I used to go to to scream that like two people were on
October 1, 2025 at 6:44 AM
I do not know what the fuck it is lately but I’m so angsty and depressed I’m getting the urge to reopen a priv tumblr I used to go to to scream that like two people were on
Playing a toxic little game where I am not reaching out to anyone to make plans that I’ve BEEN trying to make plans with but I’ll hang if they initiate and obviously this is only going to hurt my feelings
September 5, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Playing a toxic little game where I am not reaching out to anyone to make plans that I’ve BEEN trying to make plans with but I’ll hang if they initiate and obviously this is only going to hurt my feelings
I’m tired so i know that’s colouring this significantly but feeling like I made a mistake coming here this time idk. Feeling bummed abt things I can’t change
August 6, 2025 at 6:16 AM
I’m tired so i know that’s colouring this significantly but feeling like I made a mistake coming here this time idk. Feeling bummed abt things I can’t change
Got S & T both whose parents are varying flavours of antivax (lol?!?) to both go get a bunch of vaccines lmfao I’m a public health hero
July 23, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Got S & T both whose parents are varying flavours of antivax (lol?!?) to both go get a bunch of vaccines lmfao I’m a public health hero