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lee | 20s | he/him. #1 barry keoghan joker fan. zsaszmask gave me brainrot. currently watching star trek: voyager https://archiveofourown.org/users/leetheshark
need my new friend who I have a crush on take the hint and never speak to me again
December 6, 2025 at 7:57 PM
need my new friend who I have a crush on take the hint and never speak to me again
my life would be perfect if I were having an affair with my supervisor
December 5, 2025 at 6:30 AM
my life would be perfect if I were having an affair with my supervisor
worked out for the first time in like a year. self care. next should I learn an instrument or oil pastels
December 3, 2025 at 7:40 PM
worked out for the first time in like a year. self care. next should I learn an instrument or oil pastels
another fun fact is that the transponder that makes your plane show up on other planes' collision avoidance systems can be easily switched off by accident (according to this book anyway). EXCUSE ME
December 3, 2025 at 7:34 PM
another fun fact is that the transponder that makes your plane show up on other planes' collision avoidance systems can be easily switched off by accident (according to this book anyway). EXCUSE ME
I am reading a book about plane crashes and learning that the air pressure up there if the plane depressurizes will make the oxygen leave your body so you can't think clearly, and pilots are supposed to put on an oxygen mask if this happens, but often can't think clearly enough to do that??
December 3, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I am reading a book about plane crashes and learning that the air pressure up there if the plane depressurizes will make the oxygen leave your body so you can't think clearly, and pilots are supposed to put on an oxygen mask if this happens, but often can't think clearly enough to do that??
need to come up with new cosplay ideas because I've come to the realization that I do not want to make a reverse bear trap
December 3, 2025 at 5:13 AM
need to come up with new cosplay ideas because I've come to the realization that I do not want to make a reverse bear trap
should I learn how to play the keyboard or theremin? this would be a poll if this site had them
December 2, 2025 at 4:40 AM
should I learn how to play the keyboard or theremin? this would be a poll if this site had them
my brother thinks the point of back tattoos is for someone to look at them while fucking you from behind but I don't think francis dolarhyde was doing that
December 1, 2025 at 6:00 PM
my brother thinks the point of back tattoos is for someone to look at them while fucking you from behind but I don't think francis dolarhyde was doing that
site I want to buy pants from doesn't allow returns, which is straight up unconscionable for pants, but probably doesn't make a difference to me because I would forget to return them anyway
December 1, 2025 at 5:53 PM
site I want to buy pants from doesn't allow returns, which is straight up unconscionable for pants, but probably doesn't make a difference to me because I would forget to return them anyway
also kind of inspired choices to make elton insane and mccone hot
December 1, 2025 at 4:10 AM
also kind of inspired choices to make elton insane and mccone hot
[pretentious moment incoming] the running man movie was mostly great but i thought the changes to the ending from the book made it stray from the point
December 1, 2025 at 4:03 AM
[pretentious moment incoming] the running man movie was mostly great but i thought the changes to the ending from the book made it stray from the point
I can't wear patterned shirts around my friends because they'll say it's because I'm trans
November 30, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I can't wear patterned shirts around my friends because they'll say it's because I'm trans
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While not a medical doctor, Dr Pepper does hold a PhD in neoclassical literary theory and thus deserves our respect
November 29, 2025 at 8:47 PM
While not a medical doctor, Dr Pepper does hold a PhD in neoclassical literary theory and thus deserves our respect
a guy who's severely out of my league is expressing interest in me and I'm scared and confused. is this an unbelievable situation or do I have self esteem issues
November 29, 2025 at 10:27 PM
a guy who's severely out of my league is expressing interest in me and I'm scared and confused. is this an unbelievable situation or do I have self esteem issues
seven's parents were taking her to study the borg??? what did they think was going to happen
November 29, 2025 at 5:45 PM
seven's parents were taking her to study the borg??? what did they think was going to happen
I've become entranced by a bacon egg and cheese sandwich from a specific restaurant and I keep getting instagram ads that are just the exact sandwich rotating in white space. and it works on me
November 28, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I've become entranced by a bacon egg and cheese sandwich from a specific restaurant and I keep getting instagram ads that are just the exact sandwich rotating in white space. and it works on me
ex situationship has no brain yet knows exactly when to text me to disrupt my healing
November 27, 2025 at 12:06 AM
ex situationship has no brain yet knows exactly when to text me to disrupt my healing
been getting takeout from a fancy italian restaurant but I can never go there because the way I go to town on their ravioli should not be done in public
November 26, 2025 at 11:52 PM
been getting takeout from a fancy italian restaurant but I can never go there because the way I go to town on their ravioli should not be done in public
I don't care about wicked but I'm seeing some things from wicked: for good that are activating my wizard of oz hyperfixation from when I was 5
November 26, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I don't care about wicked but I'm seeing some things from wicked: for good that are activating my wizard of oz hyperfixation from when I was 5
might post nudes here bc I have free will. would you all still respect me
November 25, 2025 at 1:38 AM
might post nudes here bc I have free will. would you all still respect me
harry and naomi should bond over dying and then getting imported from another universe. I wonder if naomi even knows
November 24, 2025 at 10:32 PM
harry and naomi should bond over dying and then getting imported from another universe. I wonder if naomi even knows
in a never before seen feat of responsibility I have frozen leftover tomato paste in an ice cube tray instead of putting the can in the fridge and forgetting about it
November 24, 2025 at 6:40 PM
in a never before seen feat of responsibility I have frozen leftover tomato paste in an ice cube tray instead of putting the can in the fridge and forgetting about it
please manifest my potential grindr date tomorrow coming through bc I need this
November 24, 2025 at 12:31 AM
please manifest my potential grindr date tomorrow coming through bc I need this
watching the ep where this woman falls in love with tuvok. "you feel nothing for me?" "I don't experience emotion" this was literally me and my situationship
November 23, 2025 at 7:12 PM
watching the ep where this woman falls in love with tuvok. "you feel nothing for me?" "I don't experience emotion" this was literally me and my situationship
finally ate all the soup from when i was obsessed with meal prepping soup. next on the docket:
-soondubu jjigae
-potato & chorizo soup (i will be trying the soy chorizo from trader joe's)
and if i get this far without changing my mind:
-ramen
-soondubu jjigae
-potato & chorizo soup (i will be trying the soy chorizo from trader joe's)
and if i get this far without changing my mind:
-ramen
November 22, 2025 at 12:20 AM
finally ate all the soup from when i was obsessed with meal prepping soup. next on the docket:
-soondubu jjigae
-potato & chorizo soup (i will be trying the soy chorizo from trader joe's)
and if i get this far without changing my mind:
-ramen
-soondubu jjigae
-potato & chorizo soup (i will be trying the soy chorizo from trader joe's)
and if i get this far without changing my mind:
-ramen