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Trager

@trager.bsky.social

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Engineer, martial artist, acrobat, oenophile, occasional dancer, and jack of most trades. Not the airborne one in my profile picture.

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Trager @trager.bsky.social · Sep 16

Canada? 😈

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🌈 Hailey Piper 🌈 @haileypiperfights.bsky.social · Aug 20

Imagine having a store people felt so comfortable going into that they gave it a cute nickname, and then throwing that away for the sake of a political group that doesn't even shop there, fucking up so badly that a lot of the former shoppers realized they didn't need to buy so much stuff anyway.

CNN @cnn.com · Aug 20

Target CEO Brian Cornell is stepping down after 11 years at the retailer, as the company faces slumping sales and backlash to its retreat on DEI. cnn.it/3UCqycs

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Trager @trager.bsky.social · Aug 15

They can’t sign 97 for another (checks Discord) 320 days so…

Trager @trager.bsky.social · Aug 8

Amazing what happens when you have one of the great GMs in the league, eh?

Trager @trager.bsky.social · Jul 22

I came here to post almost exactly this, thank you for doing the work, sir.

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Trager @trager.bsky.social · Jul 11

So we can look forward to Vladar taking the piss out of Sielski at some point then?

Trager @trager.bsky.social · Jul 8

I think I remember the film.

Trager @trager.bsky.social · Jun 26

Now the Cheeto-in-chief can write all the arrows he wants and nobody can argue with them.

Trager @trager.bsky.social · Jun 20

I think that’s the same dude that sings “GMF”, which is a low key banger that gets stuck in you head as well.

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Trager @trager.bsky.social · Jun 18

Spotted on FB, had to share:

Comic strip with an illustrative panel for each line:

The monsters climbed out from under the beds where they’d been hiding
when they heard on the news that a monster had been crowned king.
They took to the streets and they crowed and they danced,
shouting what they used to only whisper behind hands.
They shed their fake niceties like shedding their skin,
letting out all that they used to keep in.
The monster king said “jump” and they all asked “how high?”;
not one thought to pause to ask him — “wait, why?”
“Now jump in this river, now jump off this ledge.”
“Now jump when and where it best serves my revenge.”
Children still look under their beds but can’t find much worse than this —
a land of monsters, naked but for hatred, their faces painted to match his.

“A Land of Monsters” by Kristina Mahr

Trager @trager.bsky.social · Jun 15

Fuck I love this so much.

Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · Jun 15

Ocean Beach per SFGate.com drone footage

Trager @trager.bsky.social · Jun 14

A reminder that Alpenglow is a female-owned small business whose core ethos is independence and badassery in equal measure.

Alpenglow Industries (Carrie) @alpenglow.bsky.social · Jun 14

Heading off to protest today.

Happy that I picked an evergreen all-purpose message when I built this sign.

Angry that this message is fucking evergreen.

A sign cut out of holographic glitter acrylic says Fuck Off Fascists with two raised middle fingers. There are LED COB lights lit up in a rainbow running around the edge of the sign and spiraling down the handle.

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Trager @trager.bsky.social · Jun 13

Glad it’s not just me. I love looking for new music but that album just blows me away every time and I’m like “I could check out that new release… or I could listen to Angel in Realtime again” and I choose the latter distressingly often.

Trager @trager.bsky.social · Jun 5

Oh. Hell. Yes.

Trager @trager.bsky.social · Jun 4

@stevenbrust.bsky.social Spotted in SoCal today… I pulled up next to them, but no evidence of Magical-wand-for-creating-death-in-the-form-of-a-black-sword.

A Nissan SUV on the freeway with the license plate “MOROLLN”

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Trager @trager.bsky.social · Jun 3

a poster that says " do n't feed the troll " with a stick figure

ALT: a poster that says " do n't feed the troll " with a stick figure

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Trager @trager.bsky.social · May 21

Nah, Dr T just has a LOT of friends.

Trager @trager.bsky.social · May 14

It seems very Victorian. Have you considered coming down with the consumption?

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Trager @trager.bsky.social · May 13

But we have an EPI2ME cloud genome assembly pipeline at home!

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Alpenglow Industries (Carrie) @alpenglow.bsky.social · May 6

😂😂😂 Welcome to the Alpenglow Industries “Did You Know You’re a Beta Tester?” Program.

acab.yaml @clomads.bsky.social · May 6

Walking away from my mailbox with an unexpected package from @alpenglow.bsky.social - say to myself: “what the fuck did Carrie send me?” - open package to find:

A folded letter with the headline in large font “What the fuck is all this shit, Carrie?” Also in frame is said shit: a bunch of small PCBs and connectorized pigtail cables in a McMaster Carr bag

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Trager @trager.bsky.social · Apr 28

Omg want.

Trager @trager.bsky.social · Apr 26

I loved the all-decades team discussion but can’t understand how people slept on the 80s as the source for goaltending. Either prime era Hexy or Pelle are great solutions. I’d go Clarkie, ‘87 Hexy, Recchi (just to mess with Kelly. Axly have to agree with Leclair), Rico, Pronger, Meesh.

Trager @trager.bsky.social · Apr 3

This is why you’re the number one hockey beat reporter.

Trager @trager.bsky.social · Apr 2

I am totally stealing this for upcoming D&D campaign planning.

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Trager @trager.bsky.social · Mar 25

Get a dog?