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Dennis Bell
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Justified and ancient.
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When I was 15 my teacher arrived for class a few minutes late, apologised, and said she’d woken up in a bin outside the British museum. To this day I think there should be a blue plaque on this street marking that event
November 28, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Decided I had to find the Harry Hill (and badger) version of 'Alright' for you.

Here it is in all its glory.
November 28, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Even if I was tempted to give the pasty Nazi twat any money (I'm not) the constant creaking of my Uber driver's Model 3 seat is a reminder that it isn't an entirely selfless decision.
November 27, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Is this full-blooded socialism in the room with you now?
November 27, 2025 at 7:55 AM
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Picturing a whiteboard at Domino’s head office with “chicken” crossed out.
11 days apart. Brutal.
November 25, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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Become an indentured labourer?
November 24, 2025 at 10:53 AM
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November 23, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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they're saying there's a spectre haunting europe and it's very nice, we're looking into it strongly, it's beautiful, we love it and we think it means well
November 21, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Well that was all very lovely.
November 21, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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the duality of man
October 26, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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I believe they prefer to be called Americans
November 20, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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I take it all back, dismantle the BBC forthwith.
November 20, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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This is very very illegal in France. If the government doesn’t do anything about this then we might go ahead and say American companies are above the law.
Grok denying the Holocaust here
November 19, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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Fear of A Black Thanet.
November 19, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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So many people want to repeat The Nick Clegg Experience. Empty, pseudo-leftist, slogans which have no connection with the speakers' true values and so result in a political bin fire as soon as any opportunity to actually legislate appears.
November 19, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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When I arrive at the party
November 19, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Me at work. Every. Single. Day.
This is Mack. In his head he absolutely crushed this agility course. Who are we to tell him otherwise. 14/10 (TT: adventuresof.mack)
November 18, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Cursed timeline, would not recommend, 0/10
1. Trump suggests that Jamal Khashoggi may have deserved to be assassinated or at least should not be a sympathetic figure, and then says that the Saudi Crown Prince was unaware in advance of the assassination plot.

Trump’s own intel agencies concluded that MBS was aware in advance of the plot.
November 18, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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People coming to bluesky because twitter is broke
November 18, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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Oh no, please don't seize the assets of those European companies and individuals who stayed in Russia after 2014!

Please, anything but that.
RUSSIA TO USE SIMILAR MEASURE IF EU SEIZES ASSETS: TASS
November 18, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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My phone calling my car an accessory when I plug it in is a power move
November 15, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Spaced 1999 #TWOSHOWSINONE
RACING FROM HAYDOCK PARKS AND RECREATION #TWOSHOWSINONE
PEBBLE MILL AT ONE FOOT IN THE GRAVE #TWOSHOWSINONE
November 16, 2025 at 11:37 AM
November 16, 2025 at 8:15 AM
November 15, 2025 at 2:50 PM