Steve Parker
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Steve Parker
@tooncrier.co.uk
Exiled Geordie, Former Rugby Coach/Player, NUFC Nut.

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How are Leverkusen this season?
December 6, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I appear to be in a minority of one who quite enjoyed that.... rotation done, Elanga and Gordon offering plenty. Willock and Ramsay with food minutes. Crap error at the end, but it was quite comfortable.
December 6, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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Temu Peace Prize
December 5, 2025 at 5:34 PM
RIP The Judge, arguably my favourite England cricketer when i was a kid, fearless and destructive and always entertaining. The sight of him in full flow versus Merv was intoxicating. Rest in Peace.
December 2, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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When you compare that to this time last season, our best season in recent memory, we're one point off where we were then plus we've got nine Champions League points as well and a spot in the Carabao Cup quarter finals yet again.
Keep the faith..!!
#NUFC
November 29, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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Pickford tried to punch the ground in frustration after that Miley goal, but he couldn't reach
November 29, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Woltemade song on repeat in my head.
November 29, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Surely Nick Pope has read a lot of the criticism online, that must be getting to him? Give him a rest, we went on a heck of a run last season when MDubz came in. Ramsdale offers a lot and he'll be mad keen to impress.
November 28, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Jinxed us....anyways, two words...Aaron Ramsdale
November 25, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Right, I am confident about tonight. Elanga will break his duck. No, you may not have a pint of what I have been drinking... 3-1 to NUFC.
November 25, 2025 at 6:36 PM
City bullied and battered. Beautiful.
November 22, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Masses of experience, worked under Emma Hayes title-winning side at Chelsea and was likely someone 'one good job' away from a top WSL position - is a good get given the current market I reckon.

Let's go get promoted!
November 22, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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While I'm not quite at the point of losing my house, the harm ai has done to my animation work income is huge, like 80% gone and it makes me wonder how many freelance artists and animators ARE losing everything while billionaire con men continue to rake it in.
November 22, 2025 at 9:37 AM
I don't like cricket...I love it. What a mad first day!
November 21, 2025 at 10:18 AM
@uksnowmap.com #uksnow in RG29, heavy, 6/10 but too wet to lay.
November 19, 2025 at 9:03 AM
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When #NUFC line up includes a back four of Lewis, Tino, Malik and Sven every week I will probably be in a good place
November 5, 2025 at 9:52 PM
What a header that was man. A win, still more improvement needed.
November 5, 2025 at 10:06 PM
How about them Steelers? Bloody lovely.
November 2, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Not normally one to step off my happy clapper seat but...piss poor selection, piss poor subs, piss poor performance and frankly a fucking disgrace. Embarrassing.
November 2, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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Magnificent. As always. 🇮🇹
October 29, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Other than Pedro, Sandro Tonali is the finest player to ever wear our shirt in my lifetime.
October 29, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Not sure why I was so nervous pre-game. Lads delivered, cracking win. Onwards we go. Big shout to Krafu, rock solid considering lack of game time. Malick Thiaw is a Monster.
October 29, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Stunning tribute at SJP. Emotional.
October 29, 2025 at 8:09 PM
So, Spurs tonight...expecting some fairly big changes to Squad, hopeful Spurs will do the same.....!
October 29, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Sometimes you gotta win ugly, we most definitely did that today. Terrible in giving ball away so cheaply. However, a win is a win, particularly after an European game, onwards and upwards! #NUFC
October 25, 2025 at 4:22 PM