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My father-in-law just put on that mtv unplugged nirvana performance??? And before that was some orchestra playing that depressing Samuel Barber song??? Is he ok???
November 28, 2025 at 1:36 AM
This episode from last year killed me, and is required listening now on thanksgiving
Episode 172: The 1997 Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade
Podcast Episode · Well There‘s Your Problem · 12/22/2024 · 2h 24m
podcasts.apple.com
November 27, 2025 at 6:35 PM
also this
November 27, 2025 at 5:44 PM
thanksgiving is a fake holiday but thankful for you all. not to get serious on main, but this year has been so hard for a lot of reasons, and this community has been a lil bright spot for me. Love chatting and playing games and shit with you guys
November 27, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Saw this and immediately started signing “youwantabogbody”
November 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Look at the instagram posts of your local news weather reporting woman and you will find the horniest grandpas
November 25, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Just saw a commercial for a movie called HAMNET?!!
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I hate when I send my husband 1000 instagram reels in one sitting, he looks at none of them, and then resends one weeks later.
November 23, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I need to get my eyebrows done so bad. Actual photo of me attached.
November 22, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Mad Men is gonna be on HBO Max omfg can’t wait to rewatch for the 10th time
a man in a suit and tie is holding a piece of paper in his hand
Alt: Roger from Mad Men dancing
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Wearing jewelry is performative?!!?
November 20, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Called out
November 19, 2025 at 9:47 AM
I said I wasn’t gonna do screen time for baby toe but she screams every time I put her down to do something, so I’ve been putting on Sesame Street and wow, I fucking love this guy????
November 18, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Me, to Baby Toe: Can you day “mama”? 😊 💕
Her, confidently: Dada.
November 16, 2025 at 8:18 PM
My parents are getting their kitchen redone and my dad keeps saying it’s the kill room, like from Dexter.
November 15, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Does anyone have any good planners they recommend??? I need something with a monthly calendar and ample space for notes n stuff per day. Would love for it to be spiral bound too.
November 15, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Last four games I played (Roblox doesn’t count)
November 14, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Happy "I'm Ribs!" day to all that celebrate. @cbbworld.bsky.social @scottaukerman.bsky.social @pftompkins.bsky.social
November 14, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Please recommend me cozy switch games that aren’t farming simulators. Or games with turn-based combat. Or are just easy enough for a grandma like me
November 13, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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@toejams.bsky.social drop dead gorgeous
November 13, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I might or might not do official holiday cards but will send something back to anyone I get one from regardless !!!
November 12, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I get too emotionally attached to t-shirts.
November 12, 2025 at 4:43 AM
We’re posting pet pics??? Here are my original babies, Margot and Pearl (and bonus me).
November 11, 2025 at 8:49 PM
The way this would become a staple of my wardrobe
November 10, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Downstairs neighbor repeatedly leaving and entering, slamming the front door, all while their multitude of dogs bark nonstop. I can’t wait to move.
November 10, 2025 at 3:27 PM