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I cannot get over this acting choice by Brad Dourif in the Star Trek Voyager S3 premiere. His character was months into his rehabilitation for violence, and forced to kill an alien who had commandeered the ship, and he just... crumpled, for minutes, delivering lines in this position. So humanizing.
November 11, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I cannot get over this acting choice by Brad Dourif in the Star Trek Voyager S3 premiere. His character was months into his rehabilitation for violence, and forced to kill an alien who had commandeered the ship, and he just... crumpled, for minutes, delivering lines in this position. So humanizing.
And a secret, third kind of Man.
The Bionic Man implies the existence of The Straightonic Man
November 11, 2025 at 1:16 AM
And a secret, third kind of Man.
Drunk! At the work function
November 7, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Drunk! At the work function
I have taken it for granted that the US is a very conservative country compared to most other democratic nations, so it made me sad but seemed normal to have a fascist party (Rs) and a republican party (Ds) as our electoral choices.
Last night changed my mind. Let's get our Overton Window fixed.
Last night changed my mind. Let's get our Overton Window fixed.
November 5, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I have taken it for granted that the US is a very conservative country compared to most other democratic nations, so it made me sad but seemed normal to have a fascist party (Rs) and a republican party (Ds) as our electoral choices.
Last night changed my mind. Let's get our Overton Window fixed.
Last night changed my mind. Let's get our Overton Window fixed.
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BREAKING: every Republican has died
November 5, 2025 at 4:58 AM
BREAKING: every Republican has died
Look, I'm not a "young person" anymore, but I know when I *was*, it was either a small treat once in awhile or kms, so
“At the same time, more than half of Gen Z members say they are struggling to make ends meet, yet a majority buy themselves a small treat, such as a pastry, coffee, or sweet, at least once a week. That can lead to overspending…”
archive.ph/2TI8J
archive.ph/2TI8J
October 31, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Look, I'm not a "young person" anymore, but I know when I *was*, it was either a small treat once in awhile or kms, so
Again I will say, if you see someone stealing groceries, no you didn't.
California police boost patrols at grocery stores as millions set to lose SNAP benefits
California police boost patrols at grocery stores as millions set to lose SNAP benefits
www.foxla.com
October 30, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Again I will say, if you see someone stealing groceries, no you didn't.
Looking to spice up your love life this Halloween? Bring out your inner Edward Scissorhands by sculpting a topiary garden in your lovers' bush
October 24, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Looking to spice up your love life this Halloween? Bring out your inner Edward Scissorhands by sculpting a topiary garden in your lovers' bush
Thinking about a tech startup for an AI product called "Wrong Answers Only", and it's just ChatGPT, but as a bit
October 23, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Thinking about a tech startup for an AI product called "Wrong Answers Only", and it's just ChatGPT, but as a bit
When the epic lvl bard is beefing with the druid's summoned animals
This megafauna is not that charismatic to me
October 21, 2025 at 4:47 AM
When the epic lvl bard is beefing with the druid's summoned animals
Of course women don't like the Cybertruck.
Women only want one thing, and it's this
Women only want one thing, and it's this
October 17, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Of course women don't like the Cybertruck.
Women only want one thing, and it's this
Women only want one thing, and it's this
How long before Republicans start calling him King Trump (or your highness, etc) as an "own" that's less ironic than they're willing to admit? Are some of them already doing it?
October 15, 2025 at 2:45 PM
How long before Republicans start calling him King Trump (or your highness, etc) as an "own" that's less ironic than they're willing to admit? Are some of them already doing it?
Spouse took our dog to the vet this morning and this happened
October 9, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Spouse took our dog to the vet this morning and this happened
In case it's not clear, there was no evidence to lead them to do this. They were searching for anything to help them deport people who had done nothing wrong, running warrant checks after kicking down the doors.
“It was heartbreaking to watch,” said Watson. “Even if you’re not a mother, seeing kids coming out buck naked and taken from their mothers, it was horrible.”…
“Stuff was everywhere…people’s birth certificates, and papers thrown all over. Water was leaking into the hallway. It was wicked crazy.”
“Stuff was everywhere…people’s birth certificates, and papers thrown all over. Water was leaking into the hallway. It was wicked crazy.”
Massive immigration raid on Chicago apartment building leaves residents reeling: 'I feel defeated'
The Department of Homeland Security said federal agents with Border Patrol, the FBI and the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives arrested 37 people in the raid.
chicago.suntimes.com
October 2, 2025 at 4:06 PM
In case it's not clear, there was no evidence to lead them to do this. They were searching for anything to help them deport people who had done nothing wrong, running warrant checks after kicking down the doors.
So the first thing everyone does when they meet my deaf dog is test him to make sure I'm not lying about him being deaf.
September 20, 2025 at 4:36 PM
So the first thing everyone does when they meet my deaf dog is test him to make sure I'm not lying about him being deaf.
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trying the boys are back in town jukebox gag but with tastes good on th’ bun by ween. the bartender unplugs the jukebox before the first play even finishes
August 26, 2025 at 11:05 PM
trying the boys are back in town jukebox gag but with tastes good on th’ bun by ween. the bartender unplugs the jukebox before the first play even finishes
Me, after arriving at work and seeing 40 unread emails since 5pm yesterday: omg shut UP
September 17, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Me, after arriving at work and seeing 40 unread emails since 5pm yesterday: omg shut UP
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Paintballing places too much emphasis on marksmanship. What about artistry? I'm trying to push the boundaries, explore the relationship between subject and medium, and meanwhile everybody else is just relentlessly trying to shoot me in the nuts.
September 15, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Paintballing places too much emphasis on marksmanship. What about artistry? I'm trying to push the boundaries, explore the relationship between subject and medium, and meanwhile everybody else is just relentlessly trying to shoot me in the nuts.
![AP article reads "Thean accused in the Charlie Kirk assassination [highlighted for emphasis] had earlier expressed to family his opposition to the viewpoints of the conservative activist"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7m6vuwqdunrjo3f2xtfpvsti/bafkreifcjotvau7a4vdsv6ro7gsfrioc3rowh4yubd4bvcnne66ksz7zja@jpeg)
If I was making crude drawings as a gag gift/ card for a buddy, I would make the woman well-endowed, but I'm not into underage girls, so I guess it's different.
September 8, 2025 at 10:39 PM
If I was making crude drawings as a gag gift/ card for a buddy, I would make the woman well-endowed, but I'm not into underage girls, so I guess it's different.
Spotify: is "Dead and Bloated" by STP your favorite song?
Me: nah, but I guess it's okay
Spotify: it's your favorite song.
Me: nah, but I guess it's okay
Spotify: it's your favorite song.
Me on Spotify for the past several months: I like to explore indie, folk, and alt new releases, lots of New Wave and jam band stuff for nostalgia. Once in a while a little 90s music.
Spotify algorithm, for some reason: You are going to listen to so much Counting Crows
Spotify algorithm, for some reason: You are going to listen to so much Counting Crows
September 3, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Spotify: is "Dead and Bloated" by STP your favorite song?
Me: nah, but I guess it's okay
Spotify: it's your favorite song.
Me: nah, but I guess it's okay
Spotify: it's your favorite song.
Guts are the cheese for our body ravioli
blood is the sauce for our body noodles
September 3, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Guts are the cheese for our body ravioli
Looking good, sir
September 1, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Looking good, sir
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*using naan like a napkin to wipe my face* What do you mean you're breaking up with me?
July 2, 2025 at 6:08 PM
*using naan like a napkin to wipe my face* What do you mean you're breaking up with me?
Me on Spotify for the past several months: I like to explore indie, folk, and alt new releases, lots of New Wave and jam band stuff for nostalgia. Once in a while a little 90s music.
Spotify algorithm, for some reason: You are going to listen to so much Counting Crows
Spotify algorithm, for some reason: You are going to listen to so much Counting Crows
August 26, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Me on Spotify for the past several months: I like to explore indie, folk, and alt new releases, lots of New Wave and jam band stuff for nostalgia. Once in a while a little 90s music.
Spotify algorithm, for some reason: You are going to listen to so much Counting Crows
Spotify algorithm, for some reason: You are going to listen to so much Counting Crows