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im here so get over it
the blueprint
November 28, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I didn’t buy the Kirby pussy slippers but I will buy the 65” box of mac n cheese
November 28, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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Sorry Bandido but it is his time
November 28, 2025 at 1:18 AM
someone who lives in a small apartment (me) is fixing to make a cheap mistake
Kraft Original Mac & Cheese Mac Friday 65" Box, 65 Count of 7.5 oz Boxes goes up on Walmart exclusive in 60 minutes (9 PM PT - $19.37) buff.ly/zdUIMSg #ad

-65" TV-sized box
-65 boxes of Mac n Cheese
-4K Noodles
November 28, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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this is, again, a case of someone who has not done any kind of real work in decades (maybe ever, she has a degree in political science and has been doing HR her entire career) who think the bullshit they sleepwalk through every day is work and don't understand why real human beings get tired by it
November 27, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I have been banned from ringside for all Continental Classic matches but don’t laugh because you are also banned
November 27, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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Wrangler Men's 13MWZ Cowboy Cut Original Fit Jeans $5.99 on Amazon (83% off) buff.ly/N6VHBbS #ad
November 26, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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TREBEK: Feel free to ask these diminutive spirits for sexual favors, but don't say "guten Tag" -- they're not actually German!
me: who are the slut gnomes of false berlin
TREBEK: Bizarre little men. You're still in control of the board
August 13, 2025 at 3:20 PM
santa will be doing photos at Pizza Hut on december 5th from 3pm-6pm if anyone’s got something to say
November 25, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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that humble little crocodile has returned
November 23, 2025 at 6:35 AM
steam coming out of my ears as i make the taco bell employee call the “rolled quesadilla” a burrito
November 22, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Obsessed with the fake laugh from William Patrick Corgan here.
November 16, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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T-shirts, Your Holiness. (Genuflecting) College girls.
Adam Scott meeting the pope, for anyone interested in that sort of thing
November 15, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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Daniel Garcia should also be a Wheeler now he’s a Death Rider lackey. Wheeler Yuta and Wheeler Garcia.
November 13, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Imagine the brand synergy opportunities between AEW and The Chair Company.
November 13, 2025 at 2:46 AM
if Toni Storm didn’t throw in the towel for Mina Shirakawa there I would have been forced to do it
November 13, 2025 at 1:53 AM
in a blood and guts match you want to wear the most tactical (most pockets) pair of pants you have but you gotta remember to fill every pocket up with weapon
November 13, 2025 at 1:19 AM
blooding guts
November 13, 2025 at 1:01 AM
we’ve got a good thing going here
November 12, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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he’s a tasty little guy
November 7, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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This is up on Youtube now. Sorry for the wait.
youtu.be/B2twIemiPLw
November 6, 2025 at 9:43 AM
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it's 1994. your mom just finished harvesting the tallow fries. dad is home from his job making tallow fries. you turn on the television and are greeted by tallow fries. no smartphones. no woke. just the sound and the smell of tallow fries.
November 5, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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The HEI Network App has arrived.

Watch the Announcement Commercial here: youtu.be/rmgxhiGN-h8

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November 3, 2025 at 6:33 PM
i had a cousin named darren i called Uncle Bob for most of my life
October 28, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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THERE'S TRENCH BRUH
October 27, 2025 at 11:07 PM