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Thistle, Enby Extraordinaire @thistlethewitch.bsky.social · 2d

thistlethewitch.carrd.co 👻

Support me, buy me a gift, or just interact with me somewhere! 👽 I think I'm pretty funny sometimes.

#bbw #stoner #gooner #yapslut #oversharer #sometimesfunny #mostlysad #probablecryptid

Thistle, Enby Extraordinaire @thistlethewitch.bsky.social · 45m

👻If you're a sex worker, quote reply with your fave recent lewd and how long you've been in the business👻

Accidental censoring on Snapchat
3+ years! 👽

Thistle is topless with two well placed large hearts over their nipples. There is a heart snapchat filter on.

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🦋Keisha Resister🦋 @keishmomx3.bsky.social · 1d

She was right all along! Posting this everyday to remind us.

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Thistle, Enby Extraordinaire @thistlethewitch.bsky.social · 49m

I 100% recommend flowers!

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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 50m

Trump appears to be defying the court order. Millions of families across the country are still seeing the message: “NO BALANCE FOUND.” Time will tell if the administration ultimately complies.

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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 50m

Two federal judges have ruled that the Trump administration cannot use the government shutdown as a reason to suspend food assistance for 42 million Americans. Yet, as SNAP payments were set to be disbursed,

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Sandy Thixxx @sandythixx.bsky.social · 7h

With it being No Nut November i decided to be really nice and put both tiers on my fansly on high discounts for the entire month. 50% on either tier. So run. Go watch all my porn.

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SABUCH @sabuch.bsky.social · 7h

The #SecretArmy is using face recognition against the United States citizens. Stay safe everyone. #StrongerTogether #WeAreResistance #EpsteinBallroom #GreedyGOP #ChaoticRegime

www.404media.co/ice-is-using...

ICE Is Using a New Facial Recognition App to Identify People, Leaked Emails Show

The new tool, called Mobile Fortify, uses the CBP system which ordinarily takes photos of people when they enter or exit the U.S., according to internal ICE emails viewed by 404 Media. Now ICE is usin...

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Thistle, Enby Extraordinaire @thistlethewitch.bsky.social · 1d

I took a mental health day. I haven't actually grieved my grandmother yet.

What better day that Samhain?

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Turbo Glob Extraordinaire @jadeskarlettdragon.bsky.social · 1d

On post saying megachurches should start feeding people

Bigot: I don't think its anyone's responsibility to feed people besides themselves. Why does the church have to do it

Also bigot: why is everyone calling me a cunt

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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 2d

it's Dildice Packing Time in the worlshop! if you want a fresh set of sexy dice, i'm filling the boxes now!

www.funkittoys.com/dicestore

Sex Dice | funkittoys

Funkit Toys' Random Encounters is a set of 7 polyhedral, gender-neutral, TTRPG-style sex dice to really get you rolling. Designed to be usable by anyone, with anyone.

www.funkittoys.com

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Joseph Wang @lenticulus.bsky.social · 2d

"10.30.2025, Arizona: ICE shoots man during traffic stop rushed to hospital.

Video shows 2 bullet holes in **driver side window** not the front windshield"

www.reddit.com/r/EyesOnIce/...

From the EyesOnIce community on Reddit: 10.30.2025, Arizona: ICE shoots man during traffic stop rushed to hospital. Video shows 2 bullet holes in driver side window not the front windshield

Explore this post and more from the EyesOnIce community

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Jenny In Exile @jennyinexile.bsky.social · 1d

Usha, don't be a Cheryl Hines! get away from that guy!

George Conway 🇺🇸🚫👑🐸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 1d

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Thistle, Enby Extraordinaire @thistlethewitch.bsky.social · 1d

Blessed Samhain, witches!

I'll be out and about. I'm off work for the day and tryin to just keep my head on.

Tomorrow I move my things from my grandma's place, then lose contact with my remaining family.

Thistle, Enby Extraordinaire @thistlethewitch.bsky.social · 1d

Sorry it's probably really annoying following me.

It's like the downfall of America and beautiful sex worker boost posts.
Good luck.

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an octopus made of sandpaper @sandpaperoctopi.bsky.social · 1d

Happy Halloween! :D Here's some OCs in costumes, a Halloween crab, and uhhh... really old art of a mold named Pocket because I don't have too much that fits the theme 😅

Drawing of two people in costumes holding hands. The first, Alex, has short brown hair and is wearing a bee costume with bobble antennas, black and yellow sweater, and wings. The second, Denny, is pale and blond and is wearing a pink flower costume with petals around his head and a green sweater with toy bugs stuck to it. He is holding a bowl of candy.

Drawing of two people and a dog dressed in costumes on an orange background. The first person, Lace, is smaller and skinny with wavy chin-length brown hair. He is dressed a a black cat with ears and tail, a black collar and lace top, black pants, and black boots with gold trim. The second person, Nemato, is pale with long red hair. He is dressed as a dog with floppy brown ears, a brown dress, and paw boots. The actual dog, Lily, is huge, fluffy, and white. She has teal butterfly wings. She is happy and wagging her tail.

Drawing of an orange crab with a dark back and purple claws. Around it are purple and orange stars and circles on a dark background.

Drawing of a tentacle-y moldy looking guy. They have a humanoid head with long brown hair, glowing gold eyes, and pointed ears. They have an extra set of arms on their elongated torso and their whole body is green with white moldy dots. Their lower body is a blobby mass of tentacles, which they are using to hold onto a tree branch. Their is a little white bird sitting in the tree, unbothered.

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The Bird Lady ~ ringra15! @ringra15.bsky.social · 1d

Thanks for the share and happy Halloween! I don't necessarily have scary art, but I have art that all take place at night! Here are fanart of video game characters you might recognize if you grew up with old school Nintendo.

A drawing based on The Legend Of Zelda Majora's Mask! It features Link raising his sword towards the Moon, vowing he will save Termina.

Titled: 'The Doom And Gloom...'

A drawing based on The Legend Of Zelda Twilight Princess! It features Link in his wolf form exhausted from running in the woods and is stopping near a tree to catch his breath.

Titled: 'Running On Empty...'

A drawing based on Castlevania! It features Simon Belmont standing on some structure wielding the Vampire Killer.

Titled: 'Destiny'

A drawing of Mario and his friends all together on a wonderful night!

Titled: 'We Are The Superstars! 2025'

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wh0relock (dani) @wh0relock.bsky.social · 1d

Happy Halloween bbz!!

wh0relock (dani) @wh0relock.bsky.social · 25d

booOooOoobies 👻🩷

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Josh Scherr @joshscherr.bsky.social · 2d

Print edition @theonion.com ads don’t miss

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Scarlet Lee Winters @luxindulgences.bsky.social · 1d

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A vampire erotica story and it’s free!!! #vampire #bites #biting #smut #erotica #writer #writing🔥✍️🌶️

Midnight Snack

Idris, a vampire in the modern day, finds two attractive women staying at the air b&b he takes care of. To fulfill his bloodlust he visits at night and is surprised when his feeding turns into a sexua...

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Thistle, Enby Extraordinaire @thistlethewitch.bsky.social · 1d

It's Samhain!

I'm skipping work to do some personal things. I can't focus today already.

Happy Samhain!

a black cat wearing a witch hat is holding pumpkins

Alt: a black cat wearing a witch hat is slapping pumpkins

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Goddess Divine 🫶🏼 Birthday 11/2 @divinelydelicious.bsky.social · 2d

This still stands. Come on only 2 days until my birthday now

Goddess Divine 🫶🏼 Birthday 11/2 @divinelydelicious.bsky.social · 2d

Get me to $100 today and I have some pussy content for you

Finish the goal and I will post pussy and some shower content I haven't posted yet 😘😘

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chaotic fruitful 🏳️‍🌈💦 🌱✨ @mmmtho.bsky.social · 2d

You know what's *really* sexy?

Creating alt text for visual media you post 😘

#tip #lifetip #giveitup #alttext #accessibility #communityservice

Indigo (it/fae) 🔮 @indigofatale.me · 2d

I'm literally BEGGING my mutuals to use alt text! 🙏🏿

Accessibility matters!

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Indigo (it/fae) 🔮 @indigofatale.me · 2d

tysm for the tips 🙏🏿🫶🏿

i hope y'all had a fantastic waggin' wednesday 😉🍑

#nsfw #nsfwbsky #realnsfw #femboy #emo #alt #nonbinary #transmasc #wagonwednesday #tdick #boycunt #ass

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Ruby Soho 🇨🇦 @ruby-soho.com · 2d

Any type of creator - what you make is so important

Ruby Soho 🇨🇦 @ruby-soho.com · 2d

Anyone still creating art during these times is truly amazing
You're seen and so fucking treasured

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You Will Not Survive Jax Unchanged 🔜 PaxU @rufflejax.bsky.social · 2d

SFCREAMING LOUDER

Matthew Gault @mjgault.bsky.social · 2d

imagine being in charge of the deadliest weapons ever know to the world, not getting paid, and finding out from social media that you're gonna have to resume testing said weapons

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