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Tim Ryder
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Writer/Performer/Director. MST3K, Second City, other stuff.
I hit my head on a lot of things, maybe that explains it.

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Wasn’t expecting to receive overt sexism from my washer/dryer today, but here we are
An iPhone notification from LG ThinQ. It reads, “Honor Women, Simplify Life! This International Women’s Day, take a moment to celebrate and enjoy what matters most. Let ThinQ handle the laundry - schedule a cycle now!”
March 8, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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Really looking forward to reading this. I wrote with Mike on an episode of MST3K and he's hilarious and a great writer. Also, video games are the best.
mikedrucker.bsky.social Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · Jan 6
Holy crap, I just got the early galleys for my book coming in April! Can't believe this thing is real. I'm excited for you folks to read it! And, you know, hopefully enjoy it. Beep beep video games!
A stack of books with the cover reading "Good Game, No Rematch: A Life Made of Video Games" by Mike Drucker.
January 7, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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Happy New Year from Dorothy Parker (and me).
Telegram sent by author Dorothy Parker to Robert Benchley on December 31st 1929. Text reads. You come right over here and explain why they are having another year.
December 31, 2024 at 2:57 PM
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Too chaste to investigate, but I have to imagine this incredible line delivery is now mostly used to react to porn
a man with a beard is making a surprised face and the word wow is visible in the foreground
Alt: GIF of Daniel Stern in Home Alone 2 looking up and saying, “Wow. What a hole.”
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December 31, 2024 at 5:06 PM
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screenshot of a tweet from actioncookbook on 5/7/2020: Every article about a major retailer going bankrupt spends eight paragraphs musing “I guess millennials just don’t buy shirts?” before casually mentioning a private equity acquisition three years ago in one sentence at the end
December 20, 2024 at 6:40 PM
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Ho, Ho, Ho, I'm Regrowing My Foreskin!
Ho, Ho, Ho, I'm Regrowing My Foreskin!
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December 19, 2024 at 6:01 PM
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Well well well…looks like someone read a decade-old satirical opinion piece I wrote for a long-defunct comedy platform…
Cartoon image of Krypto the Superdog. He’s got a red cape and is a very good boy. Article: “There's Something Missing From These Superman Reboots” by Krypto the Superdog Another year, another attempt at rebooting the Superman franchise. I can't say I'm surprised. A new director, a new vision, a new actor donning the cape – in terms of actors playing the same role, we're approaching Doctor Who territory and that's not a good thing. But no one's addressing the big problem with Superman: he's an alien! Pretend he's an all-American boy all you want, he's still foreign and unapproachable. He needs something to humanize him. If only he had some kind of furry companion to make him more relatable. Oh wait, he TOTALLY DOES. IT'S ME. Article continues: And before you say anything, this isn't about the money. I've still got some residuals coming in from the cartoon and I'm the mascot of a local Chevy dealer down here in Temecula, so ol' Krypto's doing just fine. I just want the movie to be good. And I'm not saying I need to be a huge part of it. I'm not asking for a big action sequence – just some side by side flying, a couple of laser eye-blasts, maybe a hilarious misunderstanding where Superman throws a stick and I bring back the Eiffel Tower. Article concludes: Okay, now the creative juices are flowing. How about we make this thing more of a buddy comedy – he's the strait-laced crimefighter, I'm the loose cannon. Like a superpowered Turner & Hooch. Like maybe we're on a stakeout and Supes is all, “Krypto, are you paying attention?” and then he looks back and I'm peeing on his cape. That's your trailer moment right there! It just makes sense! Think of the merchandising alone! Kids love animals. I'm an animal. Let's sell some damn Happy Meals! But I'm probably just kidding myself, right? You dumbasses are just going to put Superman on a fishing trawler, make him all moody, have Kevin Costner say some folksy bullshit and call it a day. Good luck with that. Can't wait to see the next reboot in two years. Give me a call when you're ready to make a fucking Superman movie.
December 19, 2024 at 7:13 PM
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I’m just glad to live in a world where Strong Bad still reviews fan costumes. Or, as is the case this year, costume. youtu.be/s0-_WzSfQe8?...
Fanstume [singular] 2024
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December 2, 2024 at 6:12 PM
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Happy Turkey Day to us all!
funkybeck.bsky.social Rebecca Hanson @funkybeck.bsky.social · Nov 28
May the Fully Jacked Spirit + ungodly voice of Turkules bless/haunt you on this Turkey Day ~ from the Forrester Family to Your Faces #MST3K #MST3KTurkeyDay
November 29, 2024 at 12:10 AM
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I can't believe we're doing this again
November 25, 2024 at 10:33 PM