ThisisNalkan
@thisisnalkan.bsky.social
Hello everyone, This is Nalkan, enjoyer of SCP, BTIW, Deltarune and other niche internet fictions. I work on both BTIW and Longhouse(though you probably don't know that one). I also make maps sometimes
Vibes: Unpinnable
(they/them)
Vibes: Unpinnable
(they/them)
"Pope Francis, Head of the Catholic Church, O5-1 of the SCP Foundation, has died."
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Requiem Aeternam: The Death Of O5-1 - SCP Foundation
The SCP Foundation's 'top-secret' archives, declassified for your enjoyment.
scp-wiki.wikidot.com
November 28, 2025 at 1:32 AM
"Pope Francis, Head of the Catholic Church, O5-1 of the SCP Foundation, has died."
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August 23, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Will no honest man think of the poor, poor parakeet?
July 31, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Will no honest man think of the poor, poor parakeet?
I wish I could have put more, but sadly there was a world limit, I would have written so, so much more if I could have because I will never be able to pay back the abject good Undertale has done for my life. Thank you, Toby Fox, for this video game and all it is associated with
July 26, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I wish I could have put more, but sadly there was a world limit, I would have written so, so much more if I could have because I will never be able to pay back the abject good Undertale has done for my life. Thank you, Toby Fox, for this video game and all it is associated with
These broke ass bums
June 21, 2025 at 5:27 AM
These broke ass bums
I met god and she’s a giant fuck off house sorry if you had to learn this way
June 17, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I met god and she’s a giant fuck off house sorry if you had to learn this way
This is the same project as the sociopolitical implications of toy story project btw
I made a meme but then I realized like 10 people total could understand this but have it anyways
June 16, 2025 at 11:39 PM
This is the same project as the sociopolitical implications of toy story project btw
I made a meme but then I realized like 10 people total could understand this but have it anyways
June 16, 2025 at 6:19 AM
I made a meme but then I realized like 10 people total could understand this but have it anyways
we don't have serial killers anymore, because of paradox interactive
June 14, 2025 at 8:20 AM
we don't have serial killers anymore, because of paradox interactive
Me playing Deltarune: GASTER YOU CRYPTIC PIECE OF SHIT WHEN I FIND YOU
Gaster: I hope they like my video game :)
Gaster: I hope they like my video game :)
June 6, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Me playing Deltarune: GASTER YOU CRYPTIC PIECE OF SHIT WHEN I FIND YOU
Gaster: I hope they like my video game :)
Gaster: I hope they like my video game :)
Deltarune tomorrow
June 3, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Deltarune tomorrow
No I don’t feel wtf were you talking about 4 am Nalkan
Videos games need to include more video and more game. The more video in a video game the more woke it is, the less game the less woke it is this is why I support games with video(because they are woke) you feel?
June 1, 2025 at 5:19 AM
No I don’t feel wtf were you talking about 4 am Nalkan
god bless plants vs zombies mods. Having a blast with PVZ fusion
May 29, 2025 at 7:57 PM
god bless plants vs zombies mods. Having a blast with PVZ fusion
Wrote something on tumblr that was kinda scp coded, thought some of you might enjoy
May 21, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Wrote something on tumblr that was kinda scp coded, thought some of you might enjoy
writing is so funny, been working on a fantasy thing project and the inspiration list has a lot of very normal things, lord of the rings, game of thrones, dungeon meshi
But then you have Lake Dredge Appraisal, A random Onion comedy series from 2012 which is also one of the key inspirations for this
But then you have Lake Dredge Appraisal, A random Onion comedy series from 2012 which is also one of the key inspirations for this
May 12, 2025 at 11:06 PM
writing is so funny, been working on a fantasy thing project and the inspiration list has a lot of very normal things, lord of the rings, game of thrones, dungeon meshi
But then you have Lake Dredge Appraisal, A random Onion comedy series from 2012 which is also one of the key inspirations for this
But then you have Lake Dredge Appraisal, A random Onion comedy series from 2012 which is also one of the key inspirations for this
"Mother and Father would be disappointed in you" stfu you ain't taking me to the big pickle, I'm going to go live free in- (*get's executed by a living tungsten cube*)
May 7, 2025 at 6:27 AM
"Mother and Father would be disappointed in you" stfu you ain't taking me to the big pickle, I'm going to go live free in- (*get's executed by a living tungsten cube*)
Welcome to the new bronze age. The humanists of the UN hoard power in the ruins of New Chicago, the Cthonics that called it home raising hell across all of Stygia. The majority of Humanity is funneled into 7 giant cities in the concrete megastructure of God. Earth is dead, life goes on.
I need to longhouse pill Yall at some point, I’m way to autistic about this to be the only one thinking about it
May 7, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Welcome to the new bronze age. The humanists of the UN hoard power in the ruins of New Chicago, the Cthonics that called it home raising hell across all of Stygia. The majority of Humanity is funneled into 7 giant cities in the concrete megastructure of God. Earth is dead, life goes on.
The rapture happens, even if not necessarily the biblical one. The nonbelievers of Earth are thrown into the sky along with the continents they live upon by God, the believers who moved into Her house are spared, but then life doesn't end it continues on. What do you do after?
These are all pitches for the same thing I am writing:
What if god came down from heaven and definitively proved their existence. What would happen the next day?
What if there was a divine romcom but from our perspective it was eldritch horror?
What are the socio-political implication of toy story?
What if god came down from heaven and definitively proved their existence. What would happen the next day?
What if there was a divine romcom but from our perspective it was eldritch horror?
What are the socio-political implication of toy story?
May 6, 2025 at 2:32 AM
The rapture happens, even if not necessarily the biblical one. The nonbelievers of Earth are thrown into the sky along with the continents they live upon by God, the believers who moved into Her house are spared, but then life doesn't end it continues on. What do you do after?
I need to longhouse pill Yall at some point, I’m way to autistic about this to be the only one thinking about it
May 4, 2025 at 7:36 AM
I need to longhouse pill Yall at some point, I’m way to autistic about this to be the only one thinking about it
How could a tool ever hate it's master? A hammer is only a hammer when it puts nails into wood. A chair is only a chair when it is sat on and used. A toaster only satisfied when the bread comes out just right. And even a gun, as hateful as it is, is designed only to kill when it's trigger is pulled
May 4, 2025 at 7:10 AM
How could a tool ever hate it's master? A hammer is only a hammer when it puts nails into wood. A chair is only a chair when it is sat on and used. A toaster only satisfied when the bread comes out just right. And even a gun, as hateful as it is, is designed only to kill when it's trigger is pulled
If you can't handle me when I'm Longhouse posting you don't deserve me at my SCP posting
May 4, 2025 at 6:26 AM
If you can't handle me when I'm Longhouse posting you don't deserve me at my SCP posting
The political ramifications of toy story are horrifying, they put woody in the fucking factory. They produce living objects and force them into a second class citizenship. They're an economic anomaly, a willing slave class, and an abomination that I would say goes against nature if that wasn't a lie
These are all pitches for the same thing I am writing:
What if god came down from heaven and definitively proved their existence. What would happen the next day?
What if there was a divine romcom but from our perspective it was eldritch horror?
What are the socio-political implication of toy story?
What if god came down from heaven and definitively proved their existence. What would happen the next day?
What if there was a divine romcom but from our perspective it was eldritch horror?
What are the socio-political implication of toy story?
May 4, 2025 at 6:15 AM
The political ramifications of toy story are horrifying, they put woody in the fucking factory. They produce living objects and force them into a second class citizenship. They're an economic anomaly, a willing slave class, and an abomination that I would say goes against nature if that wasn't a lie
Went to the store and saw some some animate breakdancing in the goddamn store, fuck my Youngville life, I miss the sun.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gut...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gut...
Roy Purdy- The Mannequin Head Dance!!!
YouTube video by Charlie Hirao Sandford
www.youtube.com
May 3, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Went to the store and saw some some animate breakdancing in the goddamn store, fuck my Youngville life, I miss the sun.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gut...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gut...