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๐ƒ๐ข๐ฌ๐œ๐ฅ๐š๐ข๐ฆ๐ž๐ซ: I am not a pro! I post inane reviews irregularly about everything (not just movies - ADHD). Also I am a woke (trans) and my reviews reflect that. Reviews are too short due to limitations of the medium. My Bsky: @disasterunicorn.bsky.socialโ€ฌ
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Disaster Unicorn's Reviews @theunicornreviews.bsky.social ยท 3h
๐‡๐š๐ซ๐ ๐๐ข๐ ๐ก๐ญ ๐…๐š๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐  (๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ—) 30DoDL #02
Ex-Interpol agent's family night turns to chaos when mercenaries invade their villa.

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At best mid B-grade, but Dolph is why we watch it. Don't have high expectations and you will like it.

#hardnightfalling #action #onprime #dolph #movie #30DoDL
Hard night falling - Trailer
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Disaster Unicorn's Reviews @theunicornreviews.bsky.social ยท 18h
๐‚๐จ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐š๐ง๐ ๐๐ž๐ซ๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ๐ฆ๐š๐ง๐œ๐ž (๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ—) 30DoDL #01
When the Russian Premier is taken hostage at a rock concert in Moscow, its up to ex-biker-turned-rock drummer to save him.

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Classic action popcorn movie Dolph, and he is pretty hot in it.

#commandperformance #action #prime #dolph #movie #30DoDL #nu
Dolph Lundgren -- "Command Performance" -- Trailer
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Disaster Unicorn's Reviews @theunicornreviews.bsky.social ยท 22h
I normally do Thanksgiving movies in November, and I will for my normal movie reviews, but I feel the need to have a 30 days of Dolph Lundgren, one of my favorite action actors (yes I am a child of the 70s/80s Gen X).

#30DoDL
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Disaster Unicorn's Reviews @theunicornreviews.bsky.social ยท 22h
The Wolf of Snow Hollow (2020) 30DoH Honorary Mention
Werewolf sightings in a hill town challenge a skeptical police officer.
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Mix of comedy and horror, It was really enjoyable why its honorary mention and wraps up 202530DoH
#wolfsnowhollow #horror #comedy #movie #thirtydaysofHalloween
THE WOLF OF SNOW HOLLOW Official Trailer (2020)
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Disaster Unicorn's Reviews @theunicornreviews.bsky.social ยท 2d
Bring Her Back (2025) 30DoH#30
Two siblings who find themselves orphaned and placed in the middle of an occult ritual by their new foster mother.
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I am not even sure what to say but WHAT THE FUCK, but not in a bad way. It is intense.
#bringherback #horror #movie #thirtydaysofHalloween
BRING HER BACK - Official Trailer - In Cinemas May 29, 2025
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Disaster Unicorn's Reviews @theunicornreviews.bsky.social ยท 3d
Grizzly (1976) 30DoH#29
A grizzly terrorizes state park, Ranger Mike and team track it down as the body count goes up.
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It is older but honestly a pretty good Cujo like movie. I also realize I had a crush on Richard Jaeckel as a kid.
#grizzly #horror #movie #thirtydaysofHalloween #bears
Grizzly (1976) ORIGINAL TRAILER [HD 1080p]
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Disaster Unicorn's Reviews @theunicornreviews.bsky.social ยท 3d
Weapons (2025) 30DoH#28
Seventeen children vanish at 2:17 a.m., tearing open a townโ€™s grief, secrets, and buried horrors.
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A surprisingly jarring movie that is worth watching. Holy shit talk about modern witches - scary.
#theelixer #horror #movie #thirtydaysofHalloween #weapons #warnerbros
Weapons | Official Trailer
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Disaster Unicorn's Reviews @theunicornreviews.bsky.social ยท 5d
The Elixer (2025) 30DoH#27

An elixir unleashes the undead in a village. A family must unite to survive as their hometown collapses

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I enjoy non-American horror a lot. Some of the characters drove me nuts but
Liked it. #theelixer #horror #movie #thirtydaysofHalloween #ethanhawke #netflix
The Elixir | Official Trailer | Netflix
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Disaster Unicorn's Reviews @theunicornreviews.bsky.social ยท 6d
Black Phone (2021) 30DoH#26
A boy is held in a basement, where he gets calls from the previous victims.
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I avoided it because I only could imagine it sucked, it didn't. It was a good movie, and Ethan Hawke ruled. #Blackphone #horror #movie #thirtydaysofHalloween #ethanhawke #universal
The Black Phone - Official Trailer
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Disaster Unicorn's Reviews @theunicornreviews.bsky.social ยท 6d
Halloween Ends (2022) 30DoH#25
Laurie Strode confronts Michael Myers, trying to end his terror.
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Honestly I am sad, but this is one that shouldn't have been made. I am down for a remake of Halloween III #Halloweenends #horror #movie #thirtydaysofHalloween #jamieleecurtis
Halloween Ends - The Final Trailer
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Disaster Unicorn's Reviews @theunicornreviews.bsky.social ยท 9d
Halloween Kills (2021) 30DoH#24
Michael Myers escapes and continues his killing spree.
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Still pretty good, not as good as Halloween (2018) but I enjoy it. Not sure it needs the upcoming third movie. I still love JLC. #Halloween2018 #horror #movie #thirtydaysofHalloween #jamieleecurtis
Halloween Kills - Official Trailer
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Disaster Unicorn's Reviews @theunicornreviews.bsky.social ยท 9d
Halloween (2018) 30DoH#23
Michael escapes from an institution and returns to Haddonfield, prompting Laurie Strode to prepare for a showdown.
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An excellent sequel bypassing all the movies since the original. Good choice #Halloween2018 #horror #movie #thirtydaysofHalloween #jamieleecurtis
Halloween - Official Trailer (HD)
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Disaster Unicorn's Reviews @theunicornreviews.bsky.social ยท 11d
Halloween II (2009) 30DoH#22
Laurie Strode struggles to come to terms with her brother Michael's deadly return to Haddonfield, Illinois;
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It just goes downhill, definitely not needed. #Halloween2007 #horror #movie #thirtydaysofHalloween #slasher #robzombie #braddourif
Official Trailer: Halloween II (2009)
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Disaster Unicorn's Reviews @theunicornreviews.bsky.social ยท 12d
Halloween (2007) 30DoH#21
Michael Myers escapes after 15 years and returns to Haddonfield.
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This reboot was unnecessary and was written just to be "edgy" and violent. Although Brad Dourif is always cool #Halloween2007 #horror #movie #thirtydaysofHalloween #slasher #robzombie #braddourif
Halloween (2007) - Full Trailer [HD]
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Disaster Unicorn's Reviews @theunicornreviews.bsky.social ยท 12d
Halloween Resurrection (2002) 30DoH#20
Final installment of the H20 Timeline (next would be Rob Zombie in 2007
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Some say this is the worst, it wasn't good, but better than IV and V. Also Busta Rhymes and Tyra Banks?. #HalloweenH20 #horror #movie #thirtydaysofHalloween #slasher #miramax
Halloween Resurrection 2002 Trailer 4K
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Disaster Unicorn's Reviews @theunicornreviews.bsky.social ยท 12d
Halloween H20 (1998) 30DoH#19
Michael returns 20 years later, ignoring all Halloween movies since II.
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Honestly it wasn't a bad soft reboot. Better than all previous but I and III. Nice to see Jamie Lee Curtis back. #HalloweenH20 #horror #movie #thirtydaysofHalloween #slasher #jlc4ever
Halloween H20: 20 Years Later (1998) Trailer #1 | Movieclips Classic Trailers
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Disaster Unicorn's Reviews @theunicornreviews.bsky.social ยท 15d
Halloween 6: Curse of Michael Myers (1995) 30DoH#18
Michael returns six years after the previous film, driven by a cult.
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So far worst of series, sad it was Donald Pleasance last entry, but a young Paul Rudd Why is there a cult? #Halloween6 #horror #movie #thirtydaysofHalloween #slasher
Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995) Trailer | Donald Pleasence | Paul Rudd
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Disaster Unicorn's Reviews @theunicornreviews.bsky.social ยท 16d
Halloween 5: Revenge of Michael Myers (1989) 30DoH#17
One year after Halloween 4 Michael returns once again in an attempt to kill his now-mute niece.
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Nothing horrible compared to similar movies. This is where gore was ramping up. #Halloween5 #horror #movie #thirtydaysofHalloween #slasher
Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers (1989) - Teaser Trailer
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Disaster Unicorn's Reviews @theunicornreviews.bsky.social ยท 16d
Halloween 4: Return of Michael Myers (1988) 30DoH#16
Michael Myers returns to Haddonfield to kill his niece, prompting Dr. Loomis to intervene.
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I love Donald Pleasance, but this is where the slide happens. Where is Jamie Lee Curtis? #Halloween4 #horror #thirtydaysofHalloween #slasher
Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988) Trailer #1 | Movieclips Classic Trailers
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Disaster Unicorn's Reviews @theunicornreviews.bsky.social ยท 17d
Halloween III (1982) 30DoH#15
A doctor tries to uncover and stop a new Halloween threat..
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I know most people hate it, but this is still my favorite Halloween franchise movie. It has nothing to do with Michael Meyers worth it!#HalloweenIII #movie #horror #thirtydaysofHalloween #slasher
Halloween III: Season Of The Witch (1982) Official Trailer
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Disaster Unicorn's Reviews @theunicornreviews.bsky.social ยท 19d
Halloween II (1981) 30DoH#14
Dr. Loomis hunts Michael Myers while Laurie is hospitalized.
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Reason why Rob Zombie ignored this in his remakes. Not horrible, but not good either, you can miss it, or watch it. #Halloween_II #halloweenII #movie #horror #thirtydaysofHalloween #slasher
Halloween 2 Official Trailer #1 - Donald Pleasence Movie (1981) HD
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Disaster Unicorn's Reviews @theunicornreviews.bsky.social ยท 19d
Halloween (1978) 30DoH#13
Michael Myers escapes from a mental hospital and returns to Haddonfield.
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First, it is fairly slow movie, but if that isn't a deal killer, it is pure classic horror. Worth it. #halloween_movie #halloween1978 #movie #horror #thirtydaysofHalloween #slasher #jamie
Halloween (1978) Trailer #1 | Movieclips Classic Trailers
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Disaster Unicorn's Reviews @theunicornreviews.bsky.social ยท 21d
Nazis at the Center of the Earth (2012) 30DoH#12
Researchers in Antarctica are dragged underground by a team of Nazi survivors planning the revival of the Third Reich.
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It is bad, even for Jake Busey #nazisatthecenteroftheearth #movie #horror #thirtydaysofHalloween #zombies #nazizombies
Nazis At The Center of the Earth Official Trailer (2012) Jake Busey Asylum Movie HD
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Disaster Unicorn's Reviews @theunicornreviews.bsky.social ยท 21d
Code Red (2013) 30DoH#11
A Special Forces soldier is sent into Bulgaria when a chemical agent from WWII is uncovered that can reanimate the dead.
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Started positive with Nazi Zombies, then that went away and it is just bleh... #codered #movie #horror #thirtydaysofHalloween #zombies
CODE RED Official Trailer
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Disaster Unicorn's Reviews @theunicornreviews.bsky.social ยท 21d
Dead Snow 2 Red vs Dead (2014) 30DoH#10
A man seeks the aid of American zombie hunters, and discovers new techniques for fighting the zombies.
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A fantastic sequel and not just because it is in English. The love scene though.... #deadsnow #movie #horror #thirtydaysofHalloween #nazizombies
Dead Snow 2: Red vs. Dead US Release TRAILER (2014) - Nazi Zombie Sequel HD
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