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thetorpedodog.bsky.social @thetorpedodog.bsky.social · Feb 14

sometime around “37, nothing wrong with me,” the audience began to suspect that there actually was something very wrong with Drowning Pool

thetorpedodog.bsky.social @thetorpedodog.bsky.social · Feb 14

this is libel https://twitter.com/pickapotion/status/848709497140924416

thetorpedodog.bsky.social @thetorpedodog.bsky.social · Feb 14

Why the fuck is there fanfic of @BRANDONWARDELL https://archiveofourown.org/works/9211958

thetorpedodog.bsky.social @thetorpedodog.bsky.social · Feb 14

Walk in store, no part there
I WAS TOLD BY APPLE CARE
We didn’t start the fire
It was always burning since the world’s been turning

thetorpedodog.bsky.social @thetorpedodog.bsky.social · Feb 14

REPENTING with the WEATHER MAN @WEATHERISHAPPEN

thetorpedodog.bsky.social @thetorpedodog.bsky.social · Feb 14

Putin: We have developed new mind control vodka for propaganda purpose, we must now gain access to leave with target

THE NEXT DAY: https://twitter.com/harto/status/845318289697882113

thetorpedodog.bsky.social @thetorpedodog.bsky.social · Feb 14

[throws phone into a woodchipper] https://twitter.com/tfswebb/status/844734816754909185

thetorpedodog.bsky.social @thetorpedodog.bsky.social · Feb 14

I worked on this product, and we just launched it!

https://www.youtube.com/videocheckup

https://plus.google.com/+GoogleMalaysia/posts/TzrNooCnwvJ

thetorpedodog.bsky.social @thetorpedodog.bsky.social · Feb 14

I’m this nerd https://twitter.com/dril/status/496077711434330113

thetorpedodog.bsky.social @thetorpedodog.bsky.social · Feb 14

Oops! All Berries was a false flag operation

thetorpedodog.bsky.social @thetorpedodog.bsky.social · Feb 14

dog https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vgwp9_ulmtk

Cash Gets Ice

www.youtube.com

thetorpedodog.bsky.social @thetorpedodog.bsky.social · Feb 14

I hope one day to compose insults even 1/10 as good as these https://twitter.com/spookperson/status/842135767363203072

thetorpedodog.bsky.social @thetorpedodog.bsky.social · Feb 14

EARNEST POST: no really, the parody hat works very poorly https://twitter.com/ruinedpicnic/status/841402329714851841

thetorpedodog.bsky.social @thetorpedodog.bsky.social · Feb 14

The one he told me not to worry about vs. me

thetorpedodog.bsky.social @thetorpedodog.bsky.social · Feb 14

please stop subtweeting me https://twitter.com/pattymo/status/840701260290486272

thetorpedodog.bsky.social @thetorpedodog.bsky.social · Feb 14

🚨 ALL POINTS BULLETIN 🚨 BE ON THE LOOKOUT…

…for savings! A real bargain puts money back in to your pocket.

thetorpedodog.bsky.social @thetorpedodog.bsky.social · Feb 14

I know this one!

thetorpedodog.bsky.social @thetorpedodog.bsky.social · Feb 14

It's so great that you can criticize the Chapo crowd online and then have a bunch of namesearching fanboys light up your menchies

thetorpedodog.bsky.social @thetorpedodog.bsky.social · Feb 14

I’m being told that the way online reduces complex things to single rating of “Good” or “Bad” is Actually Bad

thetorpedodog.bsky.social @thetorpedodog.bsky.social · Feb 14

Me: I want to go to my favorite sandwich shop but I don’t know how to find the fastest way there!
Them:

thetorpedodog.bsky.social @thetorpedodog.bsky.social · Feb 14

Weird how the emails scandal during the campaign seems more like sexism rather than an actual concern

thetorpedodog.bsky.social @thetorpedodog.bsky.social · Feb 14

I want to die as soon as possible http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2017/03/02/mike-pence-private-email/98637782/

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thetorpedodog.bsky.social @thetorpedodog.bsky.social · Feb 14

hahaha I posted this before Jeff Sessions blew up

thetorpedodog.bsky.social @thetorpedodog.bsky.social · Feb 14

This is an @EpcotCentre–level masterpiece https://twitter.com/HenleyRegattaCA/status/837030151011594240