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The Third Person

@thethirdpersonuk.bsky.social

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Anarcho-shitposter, shitposting for the revolution (small r), Hokuto Shinken advocate He/Him also Any/All

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The Third Person @thethirdpersonuk.bsky.social · Feb 8

Okay, errr, here goes;

I prefer to remain anonymous, so call me TP if you need to.

I go by He/Him pronouns, but Any/All are also legit.

I'm an anarchist, antifascist, and shitposter, and I am actively anti-TRASH - Transphobes, Racists, Ableists, Sexists, or Homophobes.

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The Third Person @thethirdpersonuk.bsky.social · 13d

Done :)

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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 13d

And it always needs to be reiterated, she wasn't just leaking, she was lying:
www.mediaite.com/media/print/...

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wyatt 🍉 @velvetxero.bsky.social · Jul 15

"You need to cut toxic people out of your life, see through the bullshit, and start worrying about the things that really matter."

-Shigeru Miyamoto
On how to unlock Luigi in 'Super Mario Odyssey'

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 13d

Donald Trump shelled J.D. Vance's security detail.

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The Third Person @thethirdpersonuk.bsky.social · 13d

Awww they're still trying to sound like adults, bless them! They are Trying Their Best™.

Good job no-one in their number works as a lecturer or anything, huh... Oh, wait... Doh!

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olive consumer's ambulatory skeleton @machete.gay · 15d

black bloc cosplay is just operator cosplay for white maoists

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Alissa Azar @alissaazar.bsky.social · 18d

Members of the Unpresidented Brass Band were bull rushed & brutalized in the middle of playing "Ghostbusters." One was sent to the hospital and another tackled, arrested, and taken across state lines where she is still being detained.

Read more about Sunday's protest in Portland here:

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LOWρUF🐸 🇵🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦🇲🇽 @lowrhoufo.bsky.social · 17d

I feel like Ben Gvir personally being in the room when Greta Thunberg was being tortured should be bigger news

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 16d

dawg we are gonna lose a war because ChatGPT has this guy mobilizing divisions that don't exist and tasking real troops with holding mountain passes and ports an LLM hallucinated

Top US Army general says he’s using ChatGPT to help make key command decisions

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The Third Person @thethirdpersonuk.bsky.social · 16d

"Trying to survive in a post-nuclear apocalypse just got a lot more chill..."

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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 29d

"just upload a scanned image of your drivers license no big deal"

The Verge @theverge.com · 29d

Discord customer service data breach leaks user info and scanned photo IDs

An “unauthorized party” may have accessed the names of users, the last four digits of credit card numbers, and more.

buff.ly

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DanC @danc.bsky.social · 29d

Happy Battle of Cable Street day to those who celebrate. #NoPasaran

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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · Sep 27

ummm.. holy shit? tool use in bovids confirmed? holy holy shit?

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The Third Person @thethirdpersonuk.bsky.social · Sep 25

This is so fucking cool

Rebecca R Helm @rebeccarhelm.bsky.social · Sep 24

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA

10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

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Welcome to Ninety Nut November @swolecialism.bsky.social · Sep 24

Read theory

Star wars essential guide to vehicles and vessels (the old one, with the old EU but before the prequels)

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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · Sep 19

They just tear-gassed us. They tried to run us over in a van holding a peaceful protester. They shot us with pepper balls. They dragged another protester into the facility.

shawn @mulchy.bsky.social · Sep 19

moments ago, ice agents again came out of the broadview detention/“professing” facility to escort a silver suv out of the lot.

one of the agents picked up and threw congressional candidate kat abughazaleh to the ground.

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Hellvetika @hellvetikaseraph.bsky.social · Sep 8

Ademólá.

@OgbeniDemola

White people in South Africa still cannot speak Zulu even after settling there for almost four hundred years.

Keir Starmer

@Keir Starmer 10h

If you want to live in the UK, you should speak English. That's common sense.

So we're raising English language requirements across every main immigration route

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Trans Revolutionary Anarchist @traexecutive.bsky.social · Sep 21

Shame he didn't put out the call a bit further. I'm sure there's plenty of trans girls who'd have been happy to let Ben Shapiro pay for their transition

Samantha @samantha42.bsky.social · Sep 20

Not only that, but when he found out there were actual requirements he tried to find some men willing to take hrt so they could win at women's sports, and noone would do it...

Like, the entire story of how that film came about is a story of how the point he wanted to make is so utterly wrong.

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Ali Winston @awinston.bsky.social · Sep 21

Sorry what the actual fuck is a “Disney adult”

makena kelly @makenakelly.bsky.social · Sep 20

just saw a tiktok from a disney adult reading from On Tyranny and asking their followers to cancel their d+ and disney trips omg

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olive consumer's ambulatory skeleton @machete.gay · Sep 19

Okay, not JUST to be a churl on the internet, but I do think positivist politics (i.e. politics that posit things) are entirely necessary to not (a) be subsumed by the inexorable tide of history that threatens to consume us all and/or (b) go insane, so being anti anything is a start, but not enough.

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Corinne Green @ket.bsky.social · Sep 18

we looked unreasonable. we should be talking about the 7 year-old who just wants to play soccer with her friends. we have to make it ok for someone to change their minds. we cannot vilify them for not being on our side - no one wants to join that team.

The senior official explains that there is no process per se for dealing with trans people as a “threat group,” but feels that trans individuals will be increasingly targeted under the banner of “violent extremism.”

Under the plan being discussed, the FBI would treat transgender suspects as a subset of the Bureau’s new threat category, “Nihilistic Violent Extremists” (NVEs).

The Trump administration first created the NVE designation earlier this year to replace the Biden-era label “Anti-Authority and Anti-Government Violent Extremists” (AGAAVE), created to categorize January 6 rioters and other right-wing groups.

The new classification, sources say, gives Trump officials political (and media) cover. Rather than directly naming transgender people as some enemy, the White House has preferred euphemisms like “gender ideology extremism.”

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unraveled @unraveledpress.com · Sep 18

We've also seen plenty of spontaneous community resistance, notably across some towns with very different political geographies as well as the city proper. People are not making their job easy for them right now, and that matters.

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unraveled @unraveledpress.com · Sep 18

ICE shot and killed a man in the Chicago suburbs last week. In the days since, we've seen a laundry list of escalating violent behavior from the feds: reckless driving, destroyed property, dawn raids, intimidation and threats against reporters, witnesses assaulted and threatened with pepper spray.

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olive consumer's ambulatory skeleton @machete.gay · Sep 17

About the stupid protest discourse.

Unless you have spent years of your life cultivating paper trails for different identities and, more importantly, a pattern of life incongruent with the movement and usage of your cell phone, it pretty much does not matter what you do and don't register for.

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Athul K. Acharya @athul.acharya.cc · Sep 17

[through gritted teeth] je suis jimmy

olive consumer's ambulatory skeleton @machete.gay · Sep 17

[beleaguered sigh] i stand with jimmy kimmel, i guess

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