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Thieving Raccoon
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28 (He/Him) Sly Cooper & Lackadaisy fan!
Banner by: @splazartj on Twitter/X.
PFP by: @sinisk.bsky.social
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Shout out to @sinisk.bsky.social for doing Part 1 & 2 of Sir Edward Johnson (my oc) & Sir Galleth Cooper starting to realize that maybe they've got some things to admit to each other. #SlyCooper #SlyCooperOC #OCs
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December 2, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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Fuck ICE. Fuck Spotify. Better options out there.
December 2, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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🦝💪
December 2, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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Franklin the Turtle' publisher condemns Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth's post featuring the character

“[He] stands for kindness, empathy, and inclusivity"

"We strongly condemn any denigrating, violent, or unauthorized use of Franklin's name or image, which directly contradicts these values"
December 2, 2025 at 6:16 AM
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Ah yes...the furry staples...
December 2, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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what could he be reading 🤔
August 7, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Rockstar co-founder Dan Houser compares AI to 'mad cow disease' and says execs pushing it aren't very creative people

🎙️ Virgin Radio UK
December 1, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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CW:(incest)

Somebody woke up horny!
December 2, 2025 at 7:13 AM
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“Blitzø cut himself off as he suddenly caught sight of the portrait behind the tall demon.”
(2/3)


“Once Upon a December” by @classskeptic.bsky.social on AO3! 🫶✨
#HelluvaBang #HelluvaBoss #HelluvaBossFanart #HelluvaBossAU #Stolas #Blitz #Stolitz #Anastasia
December 16, 2024 at 9:25 PM
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“He caught Blitzø’s gaze as the assassin turned towards the stairway and froze, mouth dropping open.”
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“Once Upon a December” by @classskeptic.bsky.social on AO3! 🫶✨
#HelluvaBang #HelluvaBoss #HelluvaBossFanart #HelluvaBossAU #Stolas #Blitz #Stolitz #Anastasia
December 16, 2024 at 9:25 PM
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“A light melody came to his mind (…) and he began to hum softly.”
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I’m glad to finally share what I’ve made for @classskeptic.bsky.social’s fic, “Once Upon a December”! hope you’ll enjoy it! 💗✨
#HelluvaBang #HelluvaBoss #HelluvaBossFanart #HelluvaBossAU #stolas #Anastasia
December 16, 2024 at 9:25 PM
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Hideo Kojima has been cast as Paul Moldebrandt in the Japanese version of 'Zootopia 2'

It's his first voice acting role in an animated film

(via Famitsu)
December 2, 2025 at 9:02 AM
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“a room full of overlords and yet, angel dust had never felt safer in his entire afterlife…”

overlord husk #huskerdust au sketch!
December 2, 2025 at 6:24 AM
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August bonus poll winner - Khonshu x Moon Knight
(HD/textless available on Patreon)
December 1, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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I listened to a biography of FDR recently and the throughline of his first 2 terms is that he was boldly against monied interests in word and deed and the American people fucking loved him to death for it*

*kept reelecting him until he literally died in office
Left: FDR campaign speech, October 1936

Right: 1936 electoral map
November 30, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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coyote
November 30, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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for World AIDS Day, a 1988 cartoon from the Advocate's Gerald Donelan
December 1, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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💦💦
December 2, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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someone thought a lil butt licking was some sort of joke. 😏😋 should've charged an extra zero there, buddy! who's really getting conned here?
December 1, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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🥃💋
#Husk
December 1, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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WHERE DID THIS COME FROM??? LOL
This is the 3rd time I see this headline today 🤔
December 1, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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With SCREEN Act and KOSA on the legislative block this week, there couldn't be a better time for Fight's "Stop Online ID Checks" Week of Action.

Today's action: Share and sign the petition.

Find out more here: www.stoponlineidchecks.org
December 1, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Hey bud,, I don't think that's how it works...
November 30, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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Please call if you can! We want them to know they're having this hearing in the shadow of our vehement disapproval
#SaveSpeech

tomorrow December 2nd, the Energy+Commerce Committee is having a hearing on a package of "online child safety" bills

A number of these bills are pro-censorship and surveillance

please call their office and tell them these bill;s are dangerous and unpopular! script below!
December 1, 2025 at 6:57 PM