The Mystery Machine
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She. SLAVA UKRAINI. Pro woman/drag/queer/outsider. Artist. Vj. Pagan. Pissed.
Really, really pissed.
If you mansplain at me i will use your skin to make a fabulous dress.
Really, really pissed.
If you mansplain at me i will use your skin to make a fabulous dress.
Pinned
a drag queen is wearing a colorful dress and holding her hands together
ALT: a drag queen is wearing a colorful dress and holding her hands together
media.tenor.com
remember- just because you are a liberal doesn't mean you can't be a misogynist.
Fellas, watch that blind spot.
Fellas, watch that blind spot.
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China really upping their trolling game since the tariffs.
April 14, 2025 at 2:31 PM
China really upping their trolling game since the tariffs.
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Questions that make you 🤔
March 10, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Questions that make you 🤔
Sign the petition to get Hakeem Jeffries to step down. SHARE if you are so inclined. Sick of the inaction.
chng.it/nyR6XXg67D
chng.it/nyR6XXg67D
Can you spare a minute to help this campaign?
Demand Hakeem Jeffries to Resign for Inadequate Leadership
chng.it
March 10, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Sign the petition to get Hakeem Jeffries to step down. SHARE if you are so inclined. Sick of the inaction.
chng.it/nyR6XXg67D
chng.it/nyR6XXg67D
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Thou shalt accept that DEI didn't hold your career back -- you're just mid, bro.
January 23, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Thou shalt accept that DEI didn't hold your career back -- you're just mid, bro.
I have been absent due to school and great grief, but i hope all you sunzabitches been doing ok.
a cat is sticking its head out of a hole in a cardboard box and asking whatcha doin ?
ALT: a cat is sticking its head out of a hole in a cardboard box and asking whatcha doin ?
media.tenor.com
January 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I have been absent due to school and great grief, but i hope all you sunzabitches been doing ok.
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Amazon has denied a leave of absence to an Alabama woman who was struck by the New Orleans attacker’s truck and shot in the foot during the attack. She worried she won’t have a job to return to when she recovers. www.nola.com/news/crime_p...
Alabama mom hit by truck, then shot in Bourbon Street attack: 'It's just so disturbing'
A night of revelry was coming to a close for Alexis Scott-Windham and her friends in the early hours of New Year's Eve after they came from Mobile, Alabama to
www.nola.com
January 3, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Amazon has denied a leave of absence to an Alabama woman who was struck by the New Orleans attacker’s truck and shot in the foot during the attack. She worried she won’t have a job to return to when she recovers. www.nola.com/news/crime_p...
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RIP to my dear sweet Roky, who passed yesterday. You were the best Rok. Our last Christmas together.
December 27, 2024 at 8:58 PM
RIP to my dear sweet Roky, who passed yesterday. You were the best Rok. Our last Christmas together.
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I have a feeling these memes aren’t going away. 🤣
#PresidentMusk
#PresidentMusk
December 24, 2024 at 3:08 PM
I have a feeling these memes aren’t going away. 🤣
#PresidentMusk
#PresidentMusk
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I was in a store yesterday and a woman collapsed and hit her head on a shelf, cutting her head open. We stopped the bleeding while the clerk called 911. When the ambulance showed up, the woman didn’t want to go to the hospital at first bc she was worried about the cost. Picture unrelated.
December 23, 2024 at 2:12 PM
I was in a store yesterday and a woman collapsed and hit her head on a shelf, cutting her head open. We stopped the bleeding while the clerk called 911. When the ambulance showed up, the woman didn’t want to go to the hospital at first bc she was worried about the cost. Picture unrelated.
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I've made a Festivus donation on your behalf! 😋
December 23, 2024 at 4:49 PM
I've made a Festivus donation on your behalf! 😋
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Happy Festivus everyone. Always amazed this crazy episode birthed a real celebration that seems to be enjoyed by so many around the world. So may your feats be strong and your grievances few. Enjoy.
December 23, 2024 at 4:42 PM
Happy Festivus everyone. Always amazed this crazy episode birthed a real celebration that seems to be enjoyed by so many around the world. So may your feats be strong and your grievances few. Enjoy.
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Reminder: The House republicans against releasing the Gaetz ethics report because it violates his rights as a private citizen, are the same Republicans who made posters of Hunter Biden's schlong and forced everyone to watch for months on end.
December 23, 2024 at 4:22 PM
Reminder: The House republicans against releasing the Gaetz ethics report because it violates his rights as a private citizen, are the same Republicans who made posters of Hunter Biden's schlong and forced everyone to watch for months on end.
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I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget
December 23, 2024 at 12:25 PM
I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget
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We are issuing a warning about a worsening climate for free press in this country, driven by a right-wing campaign of anti-media threats. The public cannot become informed about the problems facing our country and the efforts to improve or worsen them without robust protections for journalism.
Misinformer of the Year: Anti-media intimidation
www.mediamatters.org
December 23, 2024 at 3:08 PM
We are issuing a warning about a worsening climate for free press in this country, driven by a right-wing campaign of anti-media threats. The public cannot become informed about the problems facing our country and the efforts to improve or worsen them without robust protections for journalism.
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Also, courage is contagious. I continue to stand against American fascism in the hope that others will take heart, too.
December 23, 2024 at 1:55 AM
Also, courage is contagious. I continue to stand against American fascism in the hope that others will take heart, too.
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An absolute disgrace. My Congresswoman, Carolyn Maloney worked so tirelessly to get this passed for 9/11 first responders. Between this and pediatric cancer research being removed from the CR that was originally agreed by all, cruelty is definitely the point.😡🤬😡🤬
www.nydailynews.com/2024/12/20/f...
www.nydailynews.com/2024/12/20/f...
Funding for 9/11 health care program removed from House spending plan to avoid government shutdown
As they scrambled to pass a stopgap spending plan Friday, Congress removed legislation that would have fully funded the World Trade Center Health Program through 2040, outraged 9/11 advocates said.…
www.nydailynews.com
December 22, 2024 at 5:26 PM
An absolute disgrace. My Congresswoman, Carolyn Maloney worked so tirelessly to get this passed for 9/11 first responders. Between this and pediatric cancer research being removed from the CR that was originally agreed by all, cruelty is definitely the point.😡🤬😡🤬
www.nydailynews.com/2024/12/20/f...
www.nydailynews.com/2024/12/20/f...
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Definitely right.
December 22, 2024 at 7:04 PM
Definitely right.
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if you're ever worried about dying alone, get a job as a schoolbus driver
December 22, 2024 at 6:53 PM
if you're ever worried about dying alone, get a job as a schoolbus driver
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The rightwing hates me because I fight, do not give up, do not back down and will not bend the knee or obey.
December 22, 2024 at 6:23 PM
The rightwing hates me because I fight, do not give up, do not back down and will not bend the knee or obey.
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It's incredible how they'll just put their supervillain conversations in a text these days.
This is a text Blake Lively's legal team uncovered in her lawsuit alleging a smear campaign designed to tarnish her reputation as she accused her "It Ends With Us" director/costar of sexual harassment.
This is a text Blake Lively's legal team uncovered in her lawsuit alleging a smear campaign designed to tarnish her reputation as she accused her "It Ends With Us" director/costar of sexual harassment.
December 22, 2024 at 3:58 PM
It's incredible how they'll just put their supervillain conversations in a text these days.
This is a text Blake Lively's legal team uncovered in her lawsuit alleging a smear campaign designed to tarnish her reputation as she accused her "It Ends With Us" director/costar of sexual harassment.
This is a text Blake Lively's legal team uncovered in her lawsuit alleging a smear campaign designed to tarnish her reputation as she accused her "It Ends With Us" director/costar of sexual harassment.