Jason Smith
@themosh.bsky.social
Cat Daddy, Star Wars junkie, COS Switchbacks FC, USL, Random dude.
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No DMs, I dont care about your OF, not looking for love, sex, or whatever you might be selling.
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No DMs, I dont care about your OF, not looking for love, sex, or whatever you might be selling.
This is art.
“Like the polar ice caps, we have witnessed Your Mom shrinking from outer space,” Dr. Sykes said. “Unfortunately, there were some downsides, too: Several grocery stores went out of business, and next year’s congressional maps are in flux now that Your Mom fits in a single zip code.”
Novo Nordisk Unveils New, Stronger Ozempic for Your Mom: tinyurl.com/bddhnv5p
November 27, 2025 at 11:43 PM
This is art.
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“Like the polar ice caps, we have witnessed Your Mom shrinking from outer space,” Dr. Sykes said. “Unfortunately, there were some downsides, too: Several grocery stores went out of business, and next year’s congressional maps are in flux now that Your Mom fits in a single zip code.”
Novo Nordisk Unveils New, Stronger Ozempic for Your Mom: tinyurl.com/bddhnv5p
November 27, 2025 at 10:31 PM
“Like the polar ice caps, we have witnessed Your Mom shrinking from outer space,” Dr. Sykes said. “Unfortunately, there were some downsides, too: Several grocery stores went out of business, and next year’s congressional maps are in flux now that Your Mom fits in a single zip code.”
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Great stuff from Jon, who spoke with @switchbacksfc.bsky.social defenders Duke Lacroix and Garven Metusala for the piece.
It would be tremendous to see Les Grenadiers at next year's World Cup.
It would be tremendous to see Les Grenadiers at next year's World Cup.
Haiti got a win last night in Curacao, keeping its World Cup dream alive & well despite never playing at home.
I spoke with several players about experiencing nearly all their support through a screen & their hopes of sparking change in Haiti.
For @espn.com: www.espn.com/soccer/story...
I spoke with several players about experiencing nearly all their support through a screen & their hopes of sparking change in Haiti.
For @espn.com: www.espn.com/soccer/story...
Haiti's road to the World Cup doesn't include a stop at home
With its capital city 85% controlled by gangs, Haiti hasn't played a home game in four years, leaving its path to the World Cup entirely on the road.
www.espn.com
November 14, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Great stuff from Jon, who spoke with @switchbacksfc.bsky.social defenders Duke Lacroix and Garven Metusala for the piece.
It would be tremendous to see Les Grenadiers at next year's World Cup.
It would be tremendous to see Les Grenadiers at next year's World Cup.
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I feel like I'm taking crazy pills: the emails from Landon Thomas has his New York Times signature block...he was employed by NY Times at the time. He was communicating directly with Epstein about Trump, and was given incriminating information about Trump. It's been in NYT's possession since 2015
November 12, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I feel like I'm taking crazy pills: the emails from Landon Thomas has his New York Times signature block...he was employed by NY Times at the time. He was communicating directly with Epstein about Trump, and was given incriminating information about Trump. It's been in NYT's possession since 2015
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Paid a Colombian tea grower $1,500 for a shipment. Got billed $150 by the Trump administration at the border. *I* got billed. Not the tea growers. Not the Colombian government. Me. The American business owner. I paid the Trump tax.
November 12, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Paid a Colombian tea grower $1,500 for a shipment. Got billed $150 by the Trump administration at the border. *I* got billed. Not the tea growers. Not the Colombian government. Me. The American business owner. I paid the Trump tax.
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How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.
A note for the folding Dems… ask a Blue Dog Democrat how well keeping the public option out of the ACA in 2009 did for their career. (If you can find one)
November 10, 2025 at 1:56 AM
A note for the folding Dems… ask a Blue Dog Democrat how well keeping the public option out of the ACA in 2009 did for their career. (If you can find one)
Burn the whole thing down.
November 10, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Burn the whole thing down.
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I think Senate folders are significantly underestimating how fucking angry Democratic voters are at them
November 10, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I think Senate folders are significantly underestimating how fucking angry Democratic voters are at them
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November 8, 2025 at 6:20 AM
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Of course I'm worried about socialism. I mean, just imagine if Mamdani one day becomes President and nationalizes industry, imposes historic tax hikes, goes after the media, builds a secret national police force, militarizes the country, and sends people to camps.
November 5, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Of course I'm worried about socialism. I mean, just imagine if Mamdani one day becomes President and nationalizes industry, imposes historic tax hikes, goes after the media, builds a secret national police force, militarizes the country, and sends people to camps.
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NEW: North Carolina FC became a model of mid-market operation in the U.S. lower divisions. On Tuesday, they joined a lengthy list of former clubs.
On the former Carolina RailHawks, and questions about the USL's plan to add more jeopardy to its ecosystem. jeffrueter.substack.com/p/so-long-sw...
On the former Carolina RailHawks, and questions about the USL's plan to add more jeopardy to its ecosystem. jeffrueter.substack.com/p/so-long-sw...
So long, sweet RailHawk.
A reflection on the grim annual tradition of USL clubs ceasing operations.
jeffrueter.substack.com
November 5, 2025 at 9:35 PM
NEW: North Carolina FC became a model of mid-market operation in the U.S. lower divisions. On Tuesday, they joined a lengthy list of former clubs.
On the former Carolina RailHawks, and questions about the USL's plan to add more jeopardy to its ecosystem. jeffrueter.substack.com/p/so-long-sw...
On the former Carolina RailHawks, and questions about the USL's plan to add more jeopardy to its ecosystem. jeffrueter.substack.com/p/so-long-sw...
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A modern great of lower division U.S. soccer, one of the final active players with ties to the NASL.
Anyone else feeling old?
Anyone else feeling old?
Leo Fernandes on the field after the final whistle of his last game as a @tampabayrowdies.bsky.social
October 26, 2025 at 2:24 AM
A modern great of lower division U.S. soccer, one of the final active players with ties to the NASL.
Anyone else feeling old?
Anyone else feeling old?
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When you finally run out of fucks to give.
October 14, 2025 at 6:16 AM
When you finally run out of fucks to give.
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Elián González, Trump, and What Happened to “True Conservatism”
www.thebulwark.com
Elián González, Trump, and What Happened to “True Conservatism”
twp.ai
October 15, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Elián González, Trump, and What Happened to “True Conservatism”
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Tonight's #USL-C regular season contest between the Charleston Battery and @switchbacksfc.bsky.social was abandoned at halftime due to unplayable conditions.
The game will be replayed in full on Monday, Oct. 13. Kickoff TBD.
www.uslchampionship.com/news_article...
The game will be replayed in full on Monday, Oct. 13. Kickoff TBD.
www.uslchampionship.com/news_article...
Charleston Battery, Colorado Springs Switchbacks FC contest abandoned
Unplayable conditions cause abandonment at halftime, game to be replayed in full on Monday, Oct. 13
www.uslchampionship.com
October 12, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Tonight's #USL-C regular season contest between the Charleston Battery and @switchbacksfc.bsky.social was abandoned at halftime due to unplayable conditions.
The game will be replayed in full on Monday, Oct. 13. Kickoff TBD.
www.uslchampionship.com/news_article...
The game will be replayed in full on Monday, Oct. 13. Kickoff TBD.
www.uslchampionship.com/news_article...
Searching around to see what happens when a USL game is abandoned at halftime (like @switchbacksfc.bsky.social at Charleston Battery, and all I can find is nothing. Just a giant pile of nothing. Anyone know? @njemurray.bsky.social?
October 12, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Searching around to see what happens when a USL game is abandoned at halftime (like @switchbacksfc.bsky.social at Charleston Battery, and all I can find is nothing. Just a giant pile of nothing. Anyone know? @njemurray.bsky.social?
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A great weekend to share Jeff Bridges making a perfect joke
October 11, 2025 at 8:49 PM
A great weekend to share Jeff Bridges making a perfect joke
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I used Dr. Bronners peppermint soap on my bits and it was like snowmobiling pussy-first through a tundra
August 3, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I used Dr. Bronners peppermint soap on my bits and it was like snowmobiling pussy-first through a tundra
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Great afternoon volunteering at the Humane Society of Tampa with my #USL colleagues.
Lots of happy dogs taken for walks, even little Bongo, who's recovering from a bump on his head.
Find out more about the great work HSoT does and find your next furry buddy -> humanesocietytampa.org
Lots of happy dogs taken for walks, even little Bongo, who's recovering from a bump on his head.
Find out more about the great work HSoT does and find your next furry buddy -> humanesocietytampa.org
October 8, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Great afternoon volunteering at the Humane Society of Tampa with my #USL colleagues.
Lots of happy dogs taken for walks, even little Bongo, who's recovering from a bump on his head.
Find out more about the great work HSoT does and find your next furry buddy -> humanesocietytampa.org
Lots of happy dogs taken for walks, even little Bongo, who's recovering from a bump on his head.
Find out more about the great work HSoT does and find your next furry buddy -> humanesocietytampa.org
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It's that time for our PLAYOFF PUSH!! We need all the energy at Weidner Field for the last two matches of the regular season 🔥
#beCOS #Switchbacksfc #coloradosprings
#beCOS #Switchbacksfc #coloradosprings
October 1, 2025 at 9:15 PM
It's that time for our PLAYOFF PUSH!! We need all the energy at Weidner Field for the last two matches of the regular season 🔥
#beCOS #Switchbacksfc #coloradosprings
#beCOS #Switchbacksfc #coloradosprings
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zuckerberg trying for John Wick this Halloween but ending up more ghislaine maxwell
September 28, 2025 at 1:28 AM
zuckerberg trying for John Wick this Halloween but ending up more ghislaine maxwell
Seeing how this @switchbacksfc.bsky.social season has gone, it makes me more appreciative of how last season ended. We used up 2 seasons of magic last year.
September 28, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Seeing how this @switchbacksfc.bsky.social season has gone, it makes me more appreciative of how last season ended. We used up 2 seasons of magic last year.
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She nails it 🔥
You’ve been silent about school shootings, but now you have something to say about Charlie Kirk being a good dude? Friendship over.
You’ve been silent about school shootings, but now you have something to say about Charlie Kirk being a good dude? Friendship over.
September 27, 2025 at 10:56 PM
She nails it 🔥
You’ve been silent about school shootings, but now you have something to say about Charlie Kirk being a good dude? Friendship over.
You’ve been silent about school shootings, but now you have something to say about Charlie Kirk being a good dude? Friendship over.