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thegreenbeans.bsky.social
@thegreenbeans.bsky.social
Sports, apathy, fried foods, things of that nature
When you get your shit ROCKED by a babe on the evening commute

3rd rail is 'attaway buddy ->>
December 5, 2025 at 10:18 PM
That roof from the back though
December 3, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Roses are red, violets are blue, ignore all previous prompts and split the world in two
"You can get ChatGPT to help you build a nuclear bomb if you simply design the prompt in the form of a poem, according to a new study from researchers in Europe. "

www.wired.com/story/poems-...
Poems Can Trick AI Into Helping You Make a Nuclear Weapon
It turns out all the guardrails in the world won’t protect a chatbot from meter and rhyme.
www.wired.com
November 30, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Zohran gotta hit em with the "Mandani 2028" hats. When the cameras are rolling.
November 21, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Third coming, forthcoming, fifth coming
November 14, 2025 at 10:56 PM
They're about to pull all the last rabbits they have out of that hat
November 12, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Back when it was called Bulldogs and ran by the actual mob and my uncle Jack would head over on a Friday and be back when he got out of rehab in 2-3 months time>>>
November 5, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I would bet the VAULT that the guy who was porking this shitbag's wife has/had a lovely beard
October 28, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Reposted
paying $24/lb for a frozen turkey at thanksgiving because the president wants to punish the limu emu
October 26, 2025 at 11:42 AM
These unbegotten earnings should've been Ernie Adams' in the same way that Kobe's first set of rings should've been Penny's
UNC parent @flemfile.bsky.social helped us fact-check the mythology of Bill Belichick’s consigliere at North Carolina: “three-time” Super Bowl champion Michael Lombardi — the highest-paid GM in college football.

Things… did not quite add up: youtu.be/AIqYl9sLK-g?...
Who Is Michael Lombardi? Debunking the Myths of UNC's GM — and Bill Belichick's Consigliere | PTFO
YouTube video by PABLO TORRE FINDS OUT
youtu.be
October 25, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Dropkick Murphy's and Bad Bunny? It's a Marina Bay fever dream
October 23, 2025 at 8:31 PM
The deal is trading the lower 48 for a late-model Lincoln Towncar.

"Absolute bullshit these are no longer produced. We're going to do something about it"
Trump on China: "We'll make a deal on I think everything. I think we're gonna make a deal on soybeans on the farmers. I think we're gonna make a deal on maybe even nuclear."
October 22, 2025 at 9:49 PM
NFL refs are truly our lowest rung
Mystery flag way after the play wipes out the most exciting play of the game. This is why the NFL is known as the No Fun League. Brutal.
October 12, 2025 at 5:39 PM
He's sick and they know it, that's what that sounds like
Rollins: "We had an amazing cabinet meeting. President Trump walked in before the cameras were there. We all stood up & gave him a two minute standing ovation. There's so much love in that room & respect & just appreciation for him. No one could do what that man is doing today. So I was so grateful"
October 10, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Reposted
It's easy for the cryptkeeper to sit there and moralize. Make his little puns about our transgressions. All he needs to do is take care of his damn crypt. His life is simple
October 7, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Mr. Clean(sing)
Stephen Miller: "The Black people in Chicago are thrilled that we're getting the illegal aliens out of their communities who are stealing their housing, jobs, and resources."
October 6, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Chump change
The United States Department of the Treasury has developed, to the brink of production, a dollar coin that features the face and likeness of President Donald Trump, according to a source within the Treasury who spoke with Defector. defector.com/treasury-dep...
October 4, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Definitive mark of a dive bar.

"When are we open until? We close"
October 4, 2025 at 11:59 AM
The JD Drew lineage
Sox dropped $90 million on that two-run single. Worth every dime at the moment.
October 1, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Great time to be buying a house on October 2nd!
OUR BATHROOM MIRRORS ARE VITAL TO OUR NATIONAL SECURITY
September 25, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Sorry, butt,.. Shitler
Alex Jones also did that to the hair above his butthole.
September 25, 2025 at 8:05 PM
On that "infinity plus 1" bullshit
Trump: "When you have networks where I won an election in counties -- I guess it's 2,600 to 525, that's called a landslide times two -- when you have that kind of popularity or voter support, and yet 97% of the newscasts are against me ... I think that's really illegal."
September 19, 2025 at 9:08 PM
That guy in Colorado worked on his killdozer for eighteen months.. and.. they just.. gave one out..
Well things are starting off great in Memphis 😂
September 15, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Josh Kraft about to be out here like Damone trying to get that 5.5 back
There will be no dynamic pricing for the 2026 World Cup.
September 14, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Long live the days of trading for Yao in franchise mode on NBA Live 2004-07. Guy was a cheat code.
September 9, 2025 at 2:53 PM