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The Crooked Man
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An immersive RP community based on FFXIV's Crystal DC. The House is a haven for the outcast and maligned of society, and its staffers and residents run a bi-monthly fight club from the basement

Mateus | Empyreum | Ward 7 - Plot 31 | Mondays 6-9pm PST
Ready your teeth and talons, be they flesh and bone or glinting steel, and join us at The Crooked Man for another evening of uncanny carnage!

Monday November 24th
Mateus | Empyreum | Ward 7 - Plot 31
6pm - 9pm PST | 9pm - 12am EST

thecrookedmanffxiv.crd.co
November 24, 2025 at 4:35 AM
If your lusts of the flesh lean toward the violent, and your favored form of dance is set to the song of ringing steel, wend your way to The Crooked Man this Monday night!

Monday November 10th
Mateus | Empyreum | Ward 7 - Plot 31
6pm - 9pm PST | 9pm - 12am EST
November 10, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Our second opening of spooky season is tomorrow night!

Once again, ask any of our staff for a trick or treat during service, and they'll bestow you with a little something wear or imbibe. It may shift your senses, alter your mind, or even ward off profane influence. Try your luck, if you dare!
Three years have passed since first we opened our unholy haven, join us in violent revelry as we celebrate another year at The Crooked Man!

Monday September 29th
Monday October 13th
Monday October 27th
Mateus | Empyreum | Ward 7 - Plot 31
6pm - 9pm PST | 9pm - 12am EST
thecrookedmanffxiv.crd.co
October 27, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Our first opening of the season of spirits is tonight!

Ask any of our staff for a trick or treat tonight, and they'll bestow you with a little something wear or imbibe. It may shift your senses, alter your mind, or even ward off profane influence. Try your luck, if you dare!
Three years have passed since first we opened our unholy haven, join us in violent revelry as we celebrate another year at The Crooked Man!

Monday September 29th
Monday October 13th
Monday October 27th
Mateus | Empyreum | Ward 7 - Plot 31
6pm - 9pm PST | 9pm - 12am EST
thecrookedmanffxiv.crd.co
October 13, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Three years have passed since first we opened our unholy haven, join us in violent revelry as we celebrate another year at The Crooked Man!

Monday September 29th
Monday October 13th
Monday October 27th
Mateus | Empyreum | Ward 7 - Plot 31
6pm - 9pm PST | 9pm - 12am EST
thecrookedmanffxiv.crd.co
September 27, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Something wicked this way comes!

Be on the lookout over the next few days, we will be posting our October opening nights in advance. Are you prepared for spooky season? 🦇🐈‍⬛🖤
September 22, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Our pit is hungry for fresh blood and our bar is well stocked for those who would slake their other thirsts; all our welcome within our halls, no matter the indulgence guiding them.

Monday September 8th
Mateus | Empyreum | Ward 7 - Plot 31
6pm - 9pm PST | 9pm - 12am EST
thecrookedmanffxiv.crd.co
September 8, 2025 at 1:40 PM
The Crooked Man opens its doors anew! Bring your courage, open your mind, and delve into the night alongside the bizarre and beautiful denizens of the forgotten corners of the world.

Monday August 18th
Mateus | Empyreum | Ward 7 - Plot 31
6pm - 9pm PST | 9pm - 12am EST
thecrookedmanffxiv.crd.co
August 18, 2025 at 8:48 PM
The Crooked Man invites you to slake your thirsts, whet your appetites and your blades, and revel without shame! We welcome all souls whose paths diverge from the straight and narrow.

Monday July 28th
Mateus | Empyreum | Ward 7 - Plot 31
6pm - 9pm PST | 9pm - 12am EST
thecrookedmanffxiv.crd.co
July 28, 2025 at 10:38 PM
The Crooked Man's doors are open and its bi-monthly night of revelry and riot is underway! Stray from the straight and narrow and walk on the wilder side with us, won't you?

Monday July 14th
Mateus | Empyreum | Ward 7 - Plot 31
6pm - 9pm PST | 9pm - 12am EST

thecrookedmanffxiv.crd.co
July 15, 2025 at 1:48 AM
The Crooked Man beckons you, dear traveler, to join us and revel with pride among the beautiful and the beastly!

Monday June 23rd
Mateus | Empyreum | Ward 7 - Plot 31
6pm - 9pm PST | 9pm - 12am EST
thecrookedmanffxiv.crd.co
June 23, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Stray from the straight and narrow once more this Monday and join us on the Crooked path; a night of violent thrills and unusual camaraderie await you!

Monday June 2nd
Mateus | Empyreum | Ward 7 - Plot 31
6pm - 9pm PST | 9pm - 12am EST
thecrookedmanffxiv.crd.co
June 2, 2025 at 6:25 PM
If you seek violent entertainment in the company of souls more concerned with the contents of your heart than the nature of your countenance, join us at The Crooked Man!

Monday May 19th
Mateus | Empyreum | Ward 7 - Plot 31
6pm - 9pm PST | 9pm - 12am EST

thecrookedmanffxiv.crd.co
May 19, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Whether you stride in the light of day or dwell in the dark, all who might be shunned by the rest of the world are invited to join us in our House of sanctuary.

Monday May 5th
Mateus | Empyreum | Ward 7 - Plot 31
6pm - 9pm PST | 9pm - 12am EST

thecrookedmanffxiv.crd.co
May 5, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Spring has sprung and spirits are high, what better outlet for those passions than spilling a little blood and libations with like minded souls?

THE CROOKED MAN RETURNS
Monday April 21st
Mateus | Empyreum | Ward 7 - Plot 31
6pm - 9pm PST | 9pm - 12am EST

thecrookedmanffxiv.crd.co
April 21, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Friends new and old rejoice! This Monday night we are pleased to welcome you back to The Crooked Man for another evening of dignified debauchery!

Monday April 7th
Mateus | Empyreum | Ward 7 - Plot 31
6pm - 9pm PST | 9pm - 12am EST
thecrookedmanffxiv.crd.co
April 7, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Monday is soon upon us and The Crooked Man beckons, offering sanctuary and satisfaction to those creatures of the night bold enough to claim it!

Monday March 10th
Mateus | Empyreum | Ward 7 - Plot 31
6pm - 9pm PST | 9pm - 12am EST
thecrookedmanffxiv.crd.co
March 10, 2025 at 6:00 PM
The Crooked Man prepares to open its doors once again, calling to all hearts beating wild with passion!

Monday February 10th
Mateus | Empyreum | Ward 7 - Plot 31
6pm - 9pm PST | 9pm - 12am EST
thecrookedmanffxiv.crd.co
February 10, 2025 at 10:41 PM