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King Termite On His Hill

Enjoy art and ttrpgs immensely || 24 || He/Him || <3 @nebulilac.bsky.social <3
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this is a real indie dev horror story

an unorthodox game getting pre banned by steam and the team patently and methodically attempting to get in touch with a human at valve to sort it out and just getting nowhere
Our upcoming game HORSES was preemptively banned from Steam, with no path to appeal. The game will still launch next week on December 2nd and will be available on EGS, GOG, Humble, and Itch for $4.99. Here is a detailed FAQ covering what happened: horses.wtf/BannedFromSt...
November 26, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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defunctland videos are great because everyone in charge of disneyland for the past half century have been trying to carry out what they think walt would’ve wanted like they’re the patriots in MGS trying to carry out the boss’s will. coincidentally both involve giant robot dinosaurs
November 26, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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can't believe i have to point to the sign in CAIN all the time lol
November 22, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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In case you missed it, I just launched a pre-order campaign for my upcoming 100+ room, 5 level dungeon The Castle Automatic.

Instead of doing a "traditional" Kickstarter, I opted for a pre-order campaign through Exalted Funeral instead. We're calling it the Early Worm campaign.

Why?
Why the Castle Automatic is doing a preorder campaign instead of a Kickstarter
In case you missed it, I just launched a pre-order campaign for my upcoming 100+ room, 5 level dungeon The Castle Automatic .  Click to bec...
riseupcomus.blogspot.com
November 23, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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Welcome to Terrorball!

youtu.be/LhqX_FkJTfw
Welcome to Terrorball
YouTube video by Terrorball
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October 28, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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no fuck you!
October 29, 2025 at 11:04 AM
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please watch movies and read books and play games and look at art, please view it with your own eyes through a lens you made yourself and not just through video essayists and ending explained videos please im begging you
October 21, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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Hahahahaha

Hahahahaha

12 years in development.

Six months out.
October 24, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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State of the TTRPG scene: running an exhibition stall next to the events stage (...) l. They have a well attended talk about getting in to TTRPGs. The question of games other than 5e comes up, and how theyre good to get into, using Pathfinder and playing Disco Elysium (the crpg) as only examples
October 25, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Catbot
October 25, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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ahh my favorite game of 2025 is out!!!!!
October 14, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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moomin gets stereotyped as cozy pseudo-ghibli fantasy, but much like ghibli itself it's something born from hardship, what with it starting publication at the tail end of WW2 by a queer author who kept her bisexuality a secret to the public, and the earliest books being blatant post-war allegories
October 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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Oh god. Rob was too young. He had so much more to say, to do. Jesus.
Extremely sad to hear the passing of Rob Wieland. He was a beloved figure in tabletop and a friend.

Will miss our post-con chats, Rob.
October 13, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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the boy from the garden
October 12, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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This summed up a lot of my frustrations with the museum. Still had a pretty good time, the workshops were cool, and the arcade floor was fun. But it felt like such a missed opportunity.
NEW VIDEO ALERT
Nintendo's Museum Problem
I visited the Nintendo Museum in Kyoto. There were indeed some things from Nintendo's history that were missing, and some stuff I was surprised to see!
youtu.be/j0N6qnOihHg
October 4, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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"Uplifted cephalopods are natural candidates for hard-vac wetwork with millenia of evolution in Terran seas having prepared them amply for navigation in zero-g. The minds and bodies capable of moving with such ease through such an alien environment, however...
September 30, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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The #ttrpgtoolsjam is now live! If you’d like to build something for your favorite game to help more folks play it, this is your chance!
TTRPG Tools Jam
A game jam from 2025-10-01 to 2025-11-16 hosted by Aaronsxl. In the vein of the TTRPG Resource Jam , this jam aims to create tools to bring indie RPGs to a greater number of people. These would likely...
itch.io
October 1, 2025 at 10:45 AM
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better sportist (fatter, more symmetrical)
October 1, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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This is SO GOOD
I approached @izzypetersart.bsky.social with a very silly prompt involving BREAK!! with "His Majesty the Worm" (being familiar with both games) and it turned out kind of badass honestly!

The joke here of course is that crossovers have a tendency to step on each other's toes here and again-
October 1, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Hold no enduring fear of death.
October 1, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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streamer
October 1, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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Shouting "Crowded Theater" In A Fire: Responding to a real emergency with some baffling shit that only serves to delay an actual course of action
September 29, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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THE MEME IS REAL
September 29, 2025 at 1:38 AM