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Teek The Dragon
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Your local bi dragon | ΘΔ | 28 | He/Him | Obsessed with dragons in a normal way.
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Flirting with dragons is key to my damage rotation
Why are the Skaven so cute!?

Makes me feel bad playing Vermintide and having to do bad things to them.

Need a warhammer game where I get to hug and cuddle a skaven.

Maybe a few of the lizardmen too.

And also a dragon. Gotta have a dragon to cuddle if you're gonna have cuddleable characters.
November 29, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Happy Dergsgiving to those who celebrate!

Make sure the dragons in your life don't overeat today! We're large with large appetites, but we still gotta fly home afterwards.
November 27, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Despite being a dragon and all the fire shenanigans that entails, I don't play Sienna in Vermintide all that often.

Typically wind up playing Kerillian and lifting every special in a two mile radius as sister of the thorn.
November 27, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Monster Hunter Rise is awesome when you don't got someone in your ear sayin it sucks.
November 27, 2025 at 1:26 AM
The Vermintide hyperfixation has crawled its way to the front of my brain and decided I'm playing primarily Vermintide for the next week.

Absolutely love the Skaven. Adorable little rat-things. Awful bastards having a blast.
November 25, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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Being a human is too complicated. I want to dragon and fly away.
November 24, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Lil' Monster Hunter question for y'all: what's your kill-on-sight monster?

For me it's Congalala. I'll drop whatever I'm doing mid-hunt just to cave his skull in with whatever weapon I happen to have equipped.

I don't even particularly enjoy fighting it, I just despise the fart monkey.
November 13, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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granpappy is a big ol softie when it comes to the grandkids
October 30, 2025 at 11:18 AM
My boyfriend said "turf war" as I was fighting in Monster Hunter and now I can't stop saying it whenever I style on a monster.
October 13, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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Everyone tries to tell you apathy is cool, but the sooner you learn earnestness is strength not cringe and that all your quirks are what people will fall in love with, the sooner learn how to define your own happiness and find true friends who love youf for you
you have to be sincere and you have to get weird with it
October 3, 2025 at 3:54 PM
The last thing you see after the full-build Haze hits you with a sleep knife
#Deadlock #deadlockfanart
October 5, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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How life feels sometimes
September 23, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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“Fully transitioned” just means becoming dragon.
September 22, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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September 2, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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May 15, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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❔️ Where he goin?

For a walk?
For some snacks?
For an adventure?

Who really knows 🚶‍♂️
August 18, 2025 at 4:50 AM
It's my D&D homebrew setting, I can add as many gay dragons as I want and nobody can stop me!
August 18, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Pros of walking around everywhere now that I live downtown:
-exercise!
-I get to see the sun ever!
-my self-esteem is up cause I'm more independent!

Cons of walking around everywhere now that I live downtown:
-I have Old Man Joint Disease and now my hips and knees loathe me with a burning passion.
August 8, 2025 at 3:55 AM
The draconic urge to run up all the stairs at your new apartment building on all fours
July 20, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Note to self:

Next time you move, make sure you get dish soap and hand soap and-

Fuck, just soap IN GENERAL

I cannot wait to have laundry detergent so I can do laundry holy FUCK
July 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
This dragon and his boyfriend decided we need to get the fuck out of where we've been living and huurrrgh, moving sucks a lot more than I remember.

Not even just the physical act of packing and hauling and unpacking, but the mental jenga game of getting everything looking nice in a new home.
July 10, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Writing D&D homebrew rocks because nobody can tell me I'm adding too many dragons.

Writing D&D homebrew sucks because I am bad at balancing things without playtesting, but I want it balanced before the playtesting happens.
July 3, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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bi deer bi deer bi deer
June 24, 2024 at 9:48 PM
I love my fucked up son so much. Just the goodest walking warcrime against nature❤️
June 24, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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✨🌈 Autism acceptance dragon
June 18, 2025 at 4:18 PM