Author | Lightnews

Tegan @teeegan.bsky.social · Sep 30

Facts that are fake but sound real: At any given moment, every person in the United States is within 10ft of a gun.

Tegan @teeegan.bsky.social · Sep 28

I never would’ve imagined that I’d be spending a Saturday night at age 36 doing the exact same things I did when I was 12: Eating junk food and playing Roller Coaster Tycoon while cartoons play in the background.

Tegan @teeegan.bsky.social · Sep 8

Mixing random leftovers together. We got Spanish rice with chicken tómale, brown rice, falafel, and a bit of Asian Zing sauce. It is REALLY good.

Tegan @teeegan.bsky.social · Sep 7

We might have too much ketchup and mustard.

Tegan @teeegan.bsky.social · Sep 7

I was gonna cash in my change cup to put towards my student loans but after looking at some of the quarters, I think I should keep these as proof that the U.S once accepted the contributions of women and people of color.

Tegan @teeegan.bsky.social · Jun 16

I use an apostrophe when it isn’t needed and suddenly I’m certain everyone thinks I’m incredibly dumb and are going to use that to try to take advantage of my dim wit.

1

Tegan @teeegan.bsky.social · Jun 14

Decisions were made. I now understand why choosing to ford the river can have deadly consequences. It didn’t look THAT deep!

Tegan @teeegan.bsky.social · Apr 24

Made the pilgrimage today. #Severance

Tegan @teeegan.bsky.social · Mar 30

“You thinkin’ what I’m thinkin’?”

1

Tegan @teeegan.bsky.social · Mar 25

We’re living in a world built for the benefit sociopaths.

1

Tegan @teeegan.bsky.social · Mar 23

🥺😃IT’S THE CUTEST BABIEST CELERY STICK!

1

Tegan @teeegan.bsky.social · Mar 23

Peppers are popping out and I just planted my apple seeds that have spent the last 6 weeks stratifying!

Tegan @teeegan.bsky.social · Mar 20

Today I learned that I find macrophotography of the human eye deeply unsettling.

1 1

Tegan @teeegan.bsky.social · Mar 20

1 1

Reposted by Tegan

Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · Mar 17

(after waiting nervously since COVID to see what crazy new sci-fi acronym plague will threaten society next) Ah. Measles.

27 52 910

Tegan @teeegan.bsky.social · Mar 15

We made it 54 days. I guess we’re fortunate that Trump fucked that up like he does everything else.

1

Tegan @teeegan.bsky.social · Mar 15

That’s really funny. Like a desperate ex trying to coax me into contact.

Tegan @teeegan.bsky.social · Mar 12

HEY! DOWN HERE! Please invade us! I am too tired to be American anymore. My body can’t work 3 jobs to pay my medical bills anymore. And now there might not be an income-based repayment plan for my student loans? I don’t wanna end up in some sort of ⛺️ someday because I’m in debt with the regime.

Tegan @teeegan.bsky.social · Mar 11

I mentioned to a few people today that I’m growing peppers from the seeds from the last pepper I bought from the store and they were shocked that you can do that. The idea of planting the seeds from your food to grow more food is such a foreign concept to a lot of people. Guys we’re cooked!

1

Tegan @teeegan.bsky.social · Mar 11

Finding out that Milkshakes pronunciation of “Gråkappan” was inspired by Rose Nylund’s St. Olaf stories makes me so damn happy. #Severance #GoldenGirls #ShutUpRose

1 3

Tegan @teeegan.bsky.social · Mar 11

Grow my babies! GROW!

1

Tegan @teeegan.bsky.social · Mar 10

Weeee!

1

Tegan @teeegan.bsky.social · Mar 8

Just got back from seeing the former Prime Minister of New Zealand speak. It’s such a breath of fresh air to listen a leader who believes in listening to their citizens to devise solutions to national problems and promoting optimism in difficult times rather than weaponizing fear.

2

Tegan @teeegan.bsky.social · Mar 7

If you’re playing Connections today, it’s not the right answer.

1

Tegan @teeegan.bsky.social · Mar 7

I never thought I’d relate to Cobel until she spent 30 seconds desperately looking for something and then gave up and took a nap. #Severance #HarmonyCobel

1 6