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Like, unlike the homer broadcasts who like to make things up that make their teams look good, Craig Simpson actively tells you things that aren't true about your team to make you mad at your team. Because he wants these things to be true. Because he hates the Leafs
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 AM
The Notebook remake where Allie punches Noah in the dick and he falls from the Ferris wheel and she carries on with her life without that manipulative psycho!!!
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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I legitimately think this article misses the mark, because Canadians are not avoiding travel out of some principled boycott of the USA over tariffs.

Canadians who are avoiding the USA are seeing images of masked government thugs kidnapping people and teargassing children.
November 13, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
November 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Casual reminder that Hildeby still sucks and will never be a good NHLer.
November 10, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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There is zero excuse for police, in a free society, to wear a mask.

Cowards
November 8, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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At this point, anyone—a university, a law firm, a corporation, a Democrat—bending the knee to Trump is doing it because they want to, not because of any political reality.
November 5, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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I will support any New York mayoral candidate who admits bodegas are just convenience stores and everywhere in the world has them
November 4, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Where the fuck was he going? That’s bad.
November 1, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Come back soon Joe Woll. Also, the Leafs D is garbage.
October 29, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I love when I get Final Jeopardy right and none of the contestants do. Dummies. 🤓
October 29, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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They are also intentionally conflating machine-learning and generative AI slop to confuse and try to make GenAI seem necessary. Google Maps traffic stuff is machine learning, not GenAI, for example. Auto-correct is too. Don't let them make you lose the thread. GenAI slop is slop.
the nyt posts this stuff like avoiding AI for 48 hours is hard and meanwhile i have literally never once intentionally used an AI program for anything ever
October 28, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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the nyt posts this stuff like avoiding AI for 48 hours is hard and meanwhile i have literally never once intentionally used an AI program for anything ever
October 28, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Maybe just don’t pitch to him. 🤷🏻‍♂️
October 28, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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This should be Ontario advertisement #2.
The United States is no longer negotiating with Canada because the America's Republican President does not understand his predecessor's view of tariffs.

Forget the clip that worries the President. Reagan was consistent, and here's a different speech where he made his case.
October 24, 2025 at 4:09 PM
$10 million. I got a lot of dumb shit I wanna do…and I wanna do it while flying private. 🛩️
Would you make $500k a year and not be famous or make $10 mil a year and you’re famous and everyone know you??
October 23, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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This is very good
October 22, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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a live look at the demolition of the White House's East Wing for Trump's ballroom
October 22, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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This is how a dictatorship works
Trump: "It looks like we're gonna have a Communist as the mayor of New York. But here's the good news -- he's gotta go through the White House. Everything goes through the White House. At least this White House it does."
October 22, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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Both the U.S. marshal and the immigrant were shot by federal officers. You’d never know that from this headline.
October 22, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Good to know it’s just the Leafs that are cursed. 😤🤦🏻‍♂️
Guys, the Leafs force game 7’s all the time and we know how those end. Toronto Maple Jays? Toronto Blue Leafs?
October 21, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Guys, the Leafs force game 7’s all the time and we know how those end. Toronto Maple Jays? Toronto Blue Leafs?
October 20, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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America is being run by people whose social media presence would see them getting fired from a part time job stacking shelves.
If you worked at Aldi and posted a video of you pouring shit all over Aldi customers, you wouldn't work at Aldi.
October 19, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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This administration is a cabal of creepy old drug-addled weirdos.
RFK Jr: "Today the average teenager in this country has 50% of the sperm count, 50% of the testosterone of a 65 year old man. Our girls are hitting puberty 6 years early ... our parents aren't having children."
October 16, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Tigers lose. Leafs lose. Lions lose. What a super fun weekend of sports!!! 🤬
October 13, 2025 at 3:51 AM